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The AI bubble is over edition.

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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/ourguy/ is fudding anthropic
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KEK BAGGIES!!!!!!
E
KEK
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>NVDA was the world's biggest YOLO
>literally the world's largest company by marketcap
>just balls to the wall to pump the bubble as large as possible with no plan
kek AI baggies
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>AI baggies tomorrow when PPI drops
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>>62898220
Twitter post thread? Really?
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i'm watching margin call
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Gotta wait 3 minutes to post duplicate images
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>>62898220
Another Anon asked about SPMO. Is it the ETF final boss?

Momentum requires autocorrelation—winners must keep winning for more than six months. In choppy, range-bound markets where market leadership rotates every 60 to 90 days, SPMO systematically buys stocks right after they peak at the March/September rebalance and sells them after they mean-revert at the next one.
SPMO works best as a core growth engine or a capital-efficient replacement for leveraged S&P 500 exposure, provided you can stomach sharp relative underperformance during sudden macro pivots and violent market bottoms.
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>>62898236
Yes.
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>>62898229
That's not a fud. It's a #TeamDeepSeek
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>>62898243
Put some effort into baking next time
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>>62898244
because of all the webms, and... you know, living through it... i kind of already know how it ends
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>>62898237
I'm watching photonicinduction
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HAPPENING

THE 4TH JENSEN AFFAIR WOMAN IDENTIFIED
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alright, well, the gigacrash is finally here, as predicted. what are your plans anons
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Beans.
Spilled.
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>>62898243
Holy based
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Open source larpers lose again. You think the Joey donuts is going to run Linux and self host his own ai model? Get the fuck out
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bitcoin is under 70k, what the fuck?
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>>62898252
Fuck off retard
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>>62898248
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>>62898256
just crypto things
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>>62898251
bought my 2x etfs in 2021 just gonna slurp
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>>62898256
I'm surprised that this ponzi scheme is still running. People are so fucking stupid.
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Im testing the power of AI with this series, our world's future depends on it
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>>62898257
I believe everything I see online
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>>62898260
oh wait, margin call isnt the one with Michael Bury in it?
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Reposting for answers.

>>62898128
How come I, a midwit with not that much knowledge of markets and business, was able to figure out more than a year ago that tech leaders were behaving like foolish gamblers, but Wall Street, filled with experienced managers responsible for trillions of dollars of assets, wasn't able to?
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>>62898252
>Pol posting
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>16,181 shares of AAPL
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the democrats are going to do a ''great reset'' on the stock market, rolling it back to pre 2016 where gains were slow as fuck, also they want to kill crypto
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I'm bearish on nvda but not confident enough to buy puts...
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Being logical is fud
Realistic expectations are fud
Science is fud
Numbers are fud
Legality is fud
Just make number go up, up, up, up, up, up forever
Making money doesn't matter, what matter is the stock going up
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>>62898252
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>>62898269
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>>62898274
Been saying this. Republicans didn't want us making money, democrats want us to bleed money
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>>62898272
I was advertising
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>>62898220
SO BYE-BYE MISTER BANK OF AI
DROVE MY CAPEX TO THE MAX BUT THE FUNDING RAN DRY
AND THEM GOOD OL BOYS DRINKIN MONSTER AND KO SINGIN'
THIS'LL BE THE DAY AI DIES
THIS'LL BE THE DAY AI DIES
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Diid Jensen pur his dick in msft?
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>>62898250
Based, fridge-mode latinas give amazing head

Is we gettin a PPI dump?
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>>62898285
he fucked Satya Nadella
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>>62898267
The cow should be the thickest, and for reasons I dont understand everyone wants an A cup Crab.
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>>62898287
Gay sex or euphemism?
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>>62898281
Buy an Ad!
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>>62898270
I've heard it explained that even if they're aware what they're doing is a gamble, number keeps going up. If they dip out a year early, they're sitting around not making any of the crazy degenerate money that people piled up this year. If they're managing somebody's money, the customer asks "uhhh why am I making half as much as everyone else?". So they keep going in the risky stuff and essentially gaslight themselves that this is the future and it's just the beginning and blah blah blah. It's gonna cure cancer bro!
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I moved 80% of my money back to my bank savings account because I don't trust the coming year.
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>>62898278
I would believe him more
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kek shitcoin baggies buying a digital meme currency
kek tech baggies buying the mania phase of the meme chart
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>>62898292
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>>62898293
It was for this gen
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>>62898295
This is what voo is for. I just treat it like cash when shits wild.
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It's just money. It's fake.
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KEK AI BAGGIES
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>>62898304
Yeah, I'll have to open a cash account.
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Why did Chinese EVs die?
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>>62898318
if you aint BYD you're SOL
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Uhh guys? Im thinking we're back.
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>>62898308
This bitch looks like Bjarne Stroustrup
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>>62898286
I think so. PPI is harder to fuck with, less replacements in the basket.
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>>62898280
Democrats want to be the working class party, they're supposed to raise wages and lower inflation.
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>>62898318
huh what are you talking about? NIO is at ATH
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>>62898323
You joke but this is pretty much what happened to Papa John's stock.
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>>62898250
Huang slamming torta's was not on my bingo card.
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I think i will sell my QLD and hold SSO
Feels safer that having half n half
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This is a job that existed.
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>>62898318
>be China
>Have industrial capacity to make 1 gorillion EVs
>offer then to everyone in the world
>world realizes buying these cars would destroy their own manufacturing industries or material suppliers
>most of them are shit so you don't want them anyway
>only approve imports of a few key brands that aren't complete garbage and only in limited quanities to allow you to save face
>world also renegotiatse trade deals so you buys more of their stuff which you actually really want because its not shit
>win-win, except for the shit EV brands and their workers and the cities that depend on them
>lather
>rinse
>repeat
>take taiwan in 2027
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>>62898307
new money is fake. old money is real.
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>>62898340
Kek. 2029 is when China will have the largest naval advantage.
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What does the Bitcoin market know?
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>>62898220
>Woman
>Immediately undoes everything her predecessor did
>The very thing that kept Nvidia the most profitable of the bubble
https://warosu.org/biz/thread/62894402#p62894690
Where's this tard?
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>>62898256
I'm down 50% in the past 2 months on my crypto. It's an anal gaping for sure.
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>>62898220
That was their plan all along.
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>>62898350
>>62898256
What price we buying bitcoin at?
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>>62898337
>This is a job that existed.
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>>62898358
if it actually dips below 55k ill start slurping
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>>62898346
>naval advantage
>against the US navy
Lmao. Chicoms couldn't navy their way out of a wet paper bag. We'd run out of paint to keep track of their tin cans we popped.
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>>62898250
FOURTH? there was a third?
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>>62898328
So they say, anon.
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>>62898286
that's not a fridge, that's a straight up wrecking ball with legs
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>>62898358
we buy MSTR around these parts partner
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>>62898378
I'm just saying, the only way to fix wages and inflation is by resetting the economy from rollercoaster gambling machine to boring Obama era "investment for retirement" days. And even that is probably not enough, we have to go before Reagan to fix the ecconomy for real.
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>>62898374
Ive just heard if it happens it be 2029 as China has a bunch of ships comming online well the US is 2030 - 2032.
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>>62898359
I can only intrepr this in 2 ways.
1. Wearing protective gear then having the willingness to be set ablaze and jumping through a glass window.
2. Setting a protected man ablaze, hitting and biting (not too hard) and then watching him jump through a glass window.

I will guess there's a higher probability that you were addressing the large man due to his size and focus in the scene as opposed to the group that framed the action for the shot to look real.
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>>62898384
STRATEGIC TRVTHNVKE
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I'm really starting to think this is it. This is the big one. SPX/NDX will not make new highs until a giant monthly red candle or two and the USD is devalued dramatically to save the system.
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>>62898398
>the USD is devalued dramatically to save the system.
Milkshake theory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=_SaG9HVXMQg
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>>62898398
We don't need to save the system.
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>>62898384
Obama era was the beginning of the perma print, you have to go even farther back
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>>62898411
Just ban or heavily regulate stock buyback, or link pay executive packages to earnings or revenue rather than to stock price. There you go, you just saved the economy.
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>>62898374
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People hate on AI but for some reason i have a hard time learning anything except if i ask AI, it just clicks for my tism brain i could spend 8 hours in a class room or 8 minutes with gemini and walk away with the same amount of knowledge retained
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>>62898398
they would anything else humanely possible before they save the system
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>>62898426
What ru learning
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>>62898424
Kek. Imagine bullying Philippinos. They are like the nicest people in the world. We dont hate China enough.
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reading /smg/ today i can tell pretty much all of you capitulated already, probably at lower levels than this, or are positioned bearishly and underwater. valuations are the lowest they've been in years though, and we've had 5 straight months of distribution, which whether you like it or not has a limit to it. fundamentally the economy is also the strongest it's been in decades, particularly among listed companies with the s&p earnings growing 25%+ yoy. despite what you've heard from ed zitron and repeat in this circlejerk, there are no concrete signs of ai capex slowing down, everything points to the opposite in fact. the past couple days have been the fastest /smg/ has been in years and it's taken on a definitively bearish tone, and /smg/ is never right. most of you are mentally ill so this will probably fall on deaf ears but some of you are just new and impressionable and maybe this will help you: get long and hold on.
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>>62898433
I think you are right, I still want to sell NBIS though. Yuck! Debating buying KORU but Jensens remark about an avalanche of wafers and chips is scary.
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>>62898431
i.....forgot how to sell a covered call...its been 6 years....
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>>62898433
Bruh, you don't have to throw your life away like this. Have some sense.
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>>62898432
Being too nice is exactly what gets yourself in bad situations or taken advantage of.
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>>62898433
We don't do that in Germany.
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>>62898446
: (
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>>62898433
>there are no concrete signs of ai capex slowing down, everything points to the opposite in fact
...No? Spreads on AI capex bonds have risen over the past month.
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Per CNN: glowniggers aren't even sure the girl was even a spy
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>>62898453
> Please don't bully me scary house of big terror... Be gentle... AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!


vs

>I want to live here forever and let the spiders crawl around in mouth and I'll make friends with the centipedes and not fix the leaks because it looks cooler that way.
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>>62898465
This is just like the hundreds of victory declarations and peace deals with Iran. That is to say: fake and gay.
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>>62898465
Guys, if your new girlfriend is only 40% likely to be a Chinese spy, you can relax. You're probably fine.
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>>62898465
>she did it purely for the love of the game
told ya'll he just gave that bitch some GPUs,
bitches love GPUs
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Any generational dippies right now?
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>>62898433
I don’t buy on margin, no calls or puts, just market with a reasonable thesis. Of course I want a quick hit but I have a long term mindset. My port’s value has tanked over the last month but I haven’t sold a damn thing. Just having fun posting pink Wojaks with the boys.
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>>62898465
>the US Intel community is still working to understand why Chinese pussy tight
Smooth brains in the "US Intel community" as always.
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>>62898481
No dippies but you can sucky on my dicky
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>>62898237
>i'm watching margin call
did you notice the similarities between the jr partner meeting and senior partner meeting. Jared played the role of tuld to a T, same mannerisms, same get up go to window look out. It was Jared's idea then to dump it all today (how long to clear this from out books). Its like they needed to extend the movie by 20 minutes so they had two meetings almost exactly the same.
Also note the meeting with Tuld, there is no Carmello, the chair is empty, then suddenly he appears sitting down.
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>>62898328
If you look at what Obama did
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>>62898269
>margin call isnt the one with Michael Bury in it?
Burry is in the Big Short. They made him look retarded.
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Mission economic recovery call it

ECONOMIC POPULATION SWAP SURVIVAL OPTIONS!!!?

how it works: Swap both Japanese and American populations completely. Leave their laws, politics, religions, job market, economic policies, everything intact.

Do not ask me how this will work or why. It will.
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>>62898487
Why did you have to ruin it?
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>>62898359
god dam throwing flammable liquid in buckets on a set with people all around.
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>>62898502
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>>62898481
Gold miners, but /smg/ is mostly too chickenshit to venture into anything that isn't tech/semis
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Does anyone have a slop meme generator credits or some shit? Can you generate Jensen with "Jensen's angels" like Charlie's angels now that there are three?
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>>62898507
Nope. Sorry Charlie.
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>>62898236
God forbid something that prompt further discussion come from twitter. You aren’t exactly setting the bar any higher by advancing the topic or adding to the overall subject yourself (neither am I in this particular post but that’s just because I’m calling you out for whining about a twitter post)
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>>62898289
a crab means the price is flat. FLAT.
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>>62898433
Anon, i would rather run it to zero than give my stuff to someone else for cheaper than i bought it for.
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>>62898510
>discussion
>it's just fud with no source
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>>62898495
i've seen his twitter
doesn't he do that himself?
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>>62898384
Joe Biden was going to get right on that as soon as he remembered what year it was
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>>62898502
its more interesting if you can see the details. I did not notice many at first.
Also the head or risk management had no idea what their risk was or how to manage it. That's funny. Spok had to figure it all out.
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>>62898407
This. Real /biz/nessmen know money is the enemy
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low morale from the crypto marines
>>62898501
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>>62898527
Yeah let us return to trading goods.
Got any comely slaves?
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Just started Witcher 3, what am I in for?
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>>62898531
A realistic depiction of modern day slavlands.
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>>62898465
>the US "INTEL" community
this is the most blantant insider signal i have ever seen. INTC is mooning to 200 by jan 2027
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>>62898531
>futures
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My cost basis on my 2x leveraged etfs is 20 dollars should i even care about the ai bubble popping?
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>>62898529
$30-35k would be the normal cycle bottom, but if equities dump hard enough, who knows. All bets are off.
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>>62898335
wait... we're playing bingo right now? Why did I never get a card?
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>>62898487
Stanley Tucci can't do realistic typing.
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>>62898541
>Stanley Tucci can't do realistic typing.
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>>62898535
Kek
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>>62898433
the current price action in metals and crypto plus bond market spiking indicates possible incoming deflationary environment. not a good time to long in the early stages of deflation. better to be cautious until bond market and inflation gets tamed.
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>>62898556
pull out the meme chart BTC is in fear on the way to capitulation
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>meme chart
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>>62898562
the meme chart happened in 2021 too, does this mean if i hold i will minimum 2x my money in roughly 4 years?
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I'm gonna park a lot of my shit in VCWE this year, maybe gamble a leap on GOOG but that's it
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it is odd, if ai interest goes down, wouldnt it be good for bitcoin since ai hacking is its only threat?
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I think this is the big one for MSFT
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>>62898488
Why did Obama cause the great recession?
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Wait a second, didn't Nvidia supposedly mine a ton of crypto back in the day?
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>>62898511
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Do we giga pump today?
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>>62898267
Crabina I love you
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>>62898573
yeah probably
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>>62898608
she is attractive and is the size of an average human mother
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Spare a thought for the cryptoxisters, these are hard times.
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>>62898267
Down to the nuts slamming sex with all of them.
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>>62898582
satoshi's wallets are two years away from getting unlocked by quantum computers
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>>62898287
He put his Huang in Asha Sharma.
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How to beat the Microsoft dump tomorrow and get some put buys in asap?
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>>62898621
I unornonacaly haven't thought about crypto since Trump's shitcoin
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>>62898631
You missed the Windows
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>>62898287
Kek I understand, a dog will lick Nutella off of anything. I think we've all put our dick in the Nutella once or twice
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>>62898220
this is all a ploy to create liquidity for Anthropic
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This is all because Warsh won’t cut rates and print money. Fuck this nigger Warsh for ending the bull run.
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>>62898637
Anthropic IPO takers are going to be holding such fat ugly bags holy shit
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cant decide if i should yolo 300k into NVDL because the jensen affair news is nothing but market manipulation from powers that be so they can buy up NVDA for cheap
or if i should yolo into SOXS instead because the powers that be have decided that its time for the AI bubble to burst and theyre slow walking the news to the masses, using a scandalous CEO adultery story to justify the first waves of sell offs


but i guess everyone here is also wondering this exact thing
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What's the deal with Microsoft?
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lol rip
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>futures
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>>62898643
someone accidentally the whole thing
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>>62898640
maybe so but this ploy couldn't be any more obvious it's literally following the same script as SpaceX
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>>62898426
Teachers are done. Schools will be rooms full of computers, each kid learning with AI at an individual pace catering to individual learning styles and a person in the back just watching everybody's screen.
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>>62898426
>>62898653
I thought this for a while too but then I watched a video of just a regular guy with experience breaking down his strategies and I understood it so much better than anything Grok or Gemini ever gave me
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>>62898642
Don't
This whole circus is for a reason. The earnings will show flagging growth. They will blame it all on Jensen
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>>62898659
did nancy pelosi sell her shares yet?
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>>62898433
You don't know shit.
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>>62898661
If she did you won't know for months anyway
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full ported TQQQ last week
i made 15k this week
i could have made like 45k if i didnt sell as soon as i did, i expected a retard pump but not THIS big of a retard pump
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>>62898426
In a fully realized world ran by ai what kind of learning that is deemed important will be unfathomably different. Knowledge is born out of necessity and there will be no need for the majority of knowledge as has been deemed needed by society throughout the course of human history. I imagine social knowledge will become all that matters
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>>62898658
Sure there will be certain people who teach you really well. AI teaches the majority of kids better than the majority of teachers and that is more than good enough AND it doesn't touch them.
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>>62898646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FekRWBKC_94
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I am 100% cash.
Bring it on.
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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Sooooooooooo
Sell NVDA
Buy SPCX?
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>>62898695
sorry i'll go change my underwear
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>>62898531
Ludokino
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>>62898646
>This trillion-dollar corporation will NEVER survive some retards on the stock market trading their shares at low prices
Why do people think like this? Low stock price doesn't actually make the company perform worse.
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>>62898694
bring what on
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>>62898698
don't bother to apologize; I will never forgive you
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>>62898704
A new CEO might, bottlenecks and restrictions placed on the company's operations might, competition might
Whole lot of mights happening right now anon
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>>62898692
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crazy volumes for nvidia at the opening yesterday. something like 8 millions shares in the first ten minutes alone. total for the day: 800 millions instead of the average 150 millions. from what i have read here and there, retail investors are buying like crazy when hedges are unloading. most shares are still locked in tracking ETFs like tech stocks trackers or sp500 trackers.
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>>62898697
NVDA still make GPUs and if AI dies they can still make GPUs for gaming and they have a good ecosystem. Trannies living in mom's basement cant afford AI data center money but all together they can still buy a lot of chips. Its possible NVDA recovers. Why not keep it, or sell a little if you can lock in profits and buy some SPCX if you like their plan
Where the AI expert anon to weigh in on NVDA's future post AI?
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>>62898712
A lot of the buying is forced from ETFs
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>>62898716
>NVDA still make GPUs and if AI dies they can still make GPUs for gaming and they have a good ecosystem.
What? Shut the fuck up you retard.
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I HAVE ABANDONED MY CHILD
>it's over
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>>62898651
spacex pumped for a week
anthropic will drop on day 1
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>>62898716
design*
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>>62898694
>I am 100% cash.
>Bring it on.
Unless "it" is retirement age. Imagine your returns after being in cash for decades.
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>>62898704
Its employees saying Nvidia is dead without jensen you fucking retard, its a symbolic gesture
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>>62898722
spacex had most of its shares locked, i think no such lock will happen with Anthropic.
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>>62898722
Well I have no allegiance to it I'll just be trading the price action if it intrigues me but I wouldn't bet against it initially or within a short time frame. Some of you assume anyone who isn't vehemently against it is a shill and you're wrong
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>>62898712
retail buying is exaggerated
its a drop in the bucket compared to how much shares were bought overnight
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>>62898706
Not whatever you are doing you all time double digits in the red money burning machine
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>>62898726
I am 100% cash since a couple of weeks
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>>62898721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-xjW_ig1KI
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>le bubble popped
idk where you niggers´ve been but my bubble hasn´t been bubbling since June.
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>>62898735
This. So much this. SOXL trannies ruined smg
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>MSFT
This needs to come crashing down to reality as well.
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>>62898735
lol I had all my money in SGOV since the last 3 months
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>>62898739
whatever bubble there was, was gone by end of July. June was great tho
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having a CEO with high libido is bullish
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having a bull with high libido is ceoish
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>>62898764
It literally is
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a few days ago a smigger posted about how there was more women not just the Chinese spy. Before we even found out about the second woman. And he talked about Jensen's laptop was found having malware on it.
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>>62898764
>>62898771
wait he's not the ceo anymore tho
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>>62898764
Having one that allows 7% of total revenue be blatantly illegal - not so much
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>>62898772
X
Strike! Lucky guy.
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>>62898772
Jensen's laptop was found completely infested with a weird purple gorilla claiming to be his friend
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>>62898776
No, that's also very bullish. It's betting on the growth opportunities provided by the illegal revenue stream outweighing the value of the later government crackdown.
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>>62898776
If it were illegal it wouldnt have happened, they technically didnt sell anything to the chinese, the same as none is buying russian oil from russia
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>>62898782
>you lived long enough to see the ChatGPT -> Bonzi Buddy rebrand
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>>62898794
your frog is laughing a bit too much
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B82J7W0t-U
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>>62898791
every time I read the word "bullish" I imagine an indian man saying "bery boolish, sar" while bobbing his head to the side
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>>62898795
It pushes a boundary so it's needed. I'd be a little more worried when it stops honestly. Actually I wouldn't but that's besides the point. I'd like to see some more warped frogs but what's there is there ya know
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>>62898795
Sorry, you need anon's theme music to fully appreciate the joke >>62898692
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Tips for operating on multiple timezones?
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>>62898794
so when is ww3 breaking out anyway I was promised an alien invasion
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>>62898799
yeah I know
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>>62898802
see >>62898708
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>Can NVIDIA have a Sam Altman moment?
>If Sam Altman could do it, maybe Jensen Huang can pull it off too.
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fucking hell what did the US hit in iran to make them so angry all of a sudden? Bahrain is getting hammered right now.
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NIGGERS
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>>62898816
first time iran has directly attacked the gulf in awhile
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>>62898811
this whole thing is so obviously a play to create liquidity for Anthropic. every entity in the game wants them to succeed at all costs. the Chinese "spy" will be proven to be nothing more than an ordinary facilitator of chips, everyone is amoral and it doesn't really matter and he'll be back in '27 if not sooner
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>>62898776
Are people pretending like the USA didn't know this was happening? Of course they knew, they chose not to do anything. Why is another question.
Another question is who cooked up this affair/take over?
This doesn't seem like it benefits China, Jensen was already pretty public in pushing to sell to China (and was already doing so).
Theres no obvious USA faction that would want this either, but its likely he had some enemies since he was cozy with Trump.
There are some people who say it was Anthropic that had a grudge against Jensen for being pro open-weights, but I dont think Anthropic has that kind of sway.

I think its most likely a group of greedy fund managers that wants more control over the company and Jensen was in the way. This allowed them to buy a massive share of the company. Since the board is voted on by share holders, firing a super popular CEO puts the board at jeopardy of being voted out, but if the board and their friends control enough shares then that eliminates that risk. So its possible this is a hostile take over, one of the biggest in history.
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>>62898807
It is however useful sometimes to share an opinion like "This guy's shit stinks" or "This guy's sense of taste is terrible". And if it wasn't useful to do it, people would ignore the opinion anyway so no harm no foul.
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>>62898816
they realized they are still winning
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>>62898826
>Are people pretending like the USA didn't know this was happening? Of course they knew, they chose not to do anything. Why is another question.
>Why
Because Trump is a fantastically, historically corrupt motherfucker is why.
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>>62898848
Biden didn't do anything either, retard. Im tired of idiots talking about Trump, maybe have an original thought for once fucking moron.
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Msft finna have a day tomorrow

Black friday

https://youtu.be/34k3GwQtbbs?is=QzMdz3vracHP5nSD
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>>62898863
Ok we aren't going to tolerate that kind of language here.
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I just realized Jensen will testify when Republicans still are there. Dems don't get installed until in a bit.
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>>62898465
She wasn't spy? Her husband isn't her handling officer only a cuckold?
SELL
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The MU computer is rebounding
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bros i have made one dollar overnight so far i'm going to be fucking rich
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The market handled NVDA way better than I predicted I wouldn't be surprised if Friday was better than expected after we find out the hot pp report
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Jensen lied to everyone at NVIDIA since late 2025 according to Bloomberg.
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I'm at NVIDIA and Jensen told me the stock is going to go up after this point.
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>>62898893
About who his dick smelled like or about how much he knew about the Blackwell thing?
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brent sisters....
softbank sisters...
microsoft sisters....
the kospi?
the ppi?
i slept for shit
KEVIN
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>>62898893
>according to Bloomberg
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he's right, america will regret this.
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>>62898896
>>62898898
about alice huang.

https://archive.is/pDRYF

Most of the news coverage tiptoed around the exact nature of the CEO’s relationship with Alice Huang, the suspected spy. Huang denied to friends and colleagues that he had been unfaithful to his wife. He’d been denying it when questioned internally since late 2025. In one of his last interviews as CEO, Huang told Bloomberg News that his relationship with Alice Huang was typical of those with Chinese customers and executives. “It was all completely normal and not unusual,” he said. A turning point came last Friday, Nov. 6, when a Financial Times story cited US officials saying that the relationship had been a romantic one. Soon afterward, Nvidia general counsel Tim Teter went to Huang’s house to confront him, and Huang confessed. At that point, most of the board still didn’t want to take a public stance, but Teter, who is secretary of the board, told them they had to act.

[...]

On Wednesday, the New York Times reported that Huang was also having an extramarital relationship with Kimberly Powell, Nvidia’s vice president of health care. This time, the board acted quickly. Directors assembled remotely on Wednesday, and the meeting lasted late into the night. In the end, Huang was given no choice but to resign, leaving him with no formal role at the company he co-founded.
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>>62898899
strong slurp signal. please drop under $130
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>>62898901
>Tim Teter sold $6.8M in late October.
Of course. Of course.
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>>62898872
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>>62898899
I feel this will age poorly.
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>>62898899
If this retard says something you know the exact opposite is true.
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>>62898899
>>62898903
>everybody makes mistakes
>like knowingly working with CCP intelligence to send the PLA tens of billions of dollars in hardware for their military
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>>62898915
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>>62898893
>bloomberg
lmao
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>>62898909
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>>62898899
>makes mistakes like all of us do
>fucks anything with a pulse all the time
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>>62898901
Nothingburger. No one is going to just be like "lol yeah" when they're cheating on their spouse and someone asks about it.
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>>62898925
>Nothingburger.

Jensen could be held accountable. the board too if they covered for him.


https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/could-huang-nvidia-companys-board-be-held-liable-over-affair-scandal-2026-11-11/
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>>62898915
I'm tired of theories and speculating. We need proof of mass conspiratorial level smuggling to china or gtfo
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>>62898933
https://culperresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Culper_NVDA_5-13-2026.pdf
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>>62898934
That's not proof that's speculating
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>>62898933
>>62898936
kek baggies
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>>62898941
the person who created the report is a short seller they profit off NVDA decline in share price. if this proven to be false I wonder if they could face legal action
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>>62898936
the information confirmed the numbers. at least 240 000 gpus were smuggled into china.

https://archive.is/LIbc1
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>>62898932
Not fucking likely. They're all rich. Nothing ever happens to rich people.
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>>62898936
You could do it yourself. Watch exports to Singapore and then Singapore exports to China, if there´s a big increase in something, that´s probably it. Not rocket science.
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>>62898946
yes gpus are smuggled into china we already know this but there's been zero proof establishing a direct connection to Jensen
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lmao we're affected by the Outlook outage.
No emails, no problems! Comfy day ahead
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>>62898948
Peasant revolts happen throughout history and is the biggest fear of the rich.
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>>62898948
Study up on FTX and Theranos anyonyumyous
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>>62898950
>a direct connection to Jensen

lel, what? he was literally dating alice huang
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>>62898955
not proof a crime
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>>62898952
Usually led by some sort of elite still. Genuine peasant revolts end up in a mass slaughter kek.
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>>62898943
You know this because it's you?
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>>62898959
dyor it's easy to find out stuff like this you believe what a short seller tells you about the news enjoy your losses
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>>62898943
Hahahaha you lost money
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>>62898961
nope all cash
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>>62898958
We were promised a mass depoulation event.
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>>62898951
>Please ignore the 300 other insiders who sold and focus on the orange man
>Isn't he and he alone uniquely evil?
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>>62898943
>>62898950
>>62898956
Jensen has been implicated in GPU smuggling to china ever since the SMCI debacle in 2024. "They" (TPTB) keep trying to sweep it under the rug to avoid a market crash even as the evidence piles up from more and more sources.
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>>62898965
cool dude but where's the evidence
looking suspect isn't evidence
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yesterday everyone was buying the dip and today the stock market is over, did something happen?

>>62898554
buddy look at debt-to-gdp computer, there is not going to be deflation
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>>62898951
I don't know. $1 million to trump is like a $10 bill to us. This isn't really the damning evidence people make it out to be.
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>>62898971
Some of us are worth more than $7,000, anon
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>>62898960
I'm an enjoyer yes. We are the same that way I think. What do you think?
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>>62898974
that's about $10k more than I have.
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>>62898969
It's in their own accounting. Singapore was accepting over 20% of their GPU shipments, but less than 2% of those shipments stayed in Singapore. The customers were all chinese shell companies. They even covered it up in their later financial statements because of how much of an embarrassment it was causing.
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>>62898986
that doesn't prove any sort of link to Jensen at all
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>>62898986
I'm retarded, but this doesn't sound illegal. It's illegal for me to sell you, anon, a cheese burger, but I can sell it to your sister (while I fuck her) and she can sell it to you and I've broken no laws (and fucked your sister)
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>>62898989
>>62898997
Yeah, I'm sure the board fired him for no reason at all, and the counterintelligence investigation was just a big nothingburger! It's all one XXL sized coincidence! Better buy leveraged NVDL OTM calls on margin!
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>>62898993
Kek
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>>62899000
They fired him for having sexual relationships with two employees, they didn't fire him for something they cannot confirm yet. Maybe it will be confirmed, maybe it won't. I don't know yet. You don't know either. I'm still bearish but I could be wrong.
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>>62899000
yay more speculation and 0 facts
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>>62899004
>>62899009
You don't launch a counterintelligence investigation just because someone someone likes to fuck around.
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>>62899010
You do when a literal spy is involved.
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>>62899011
Bruh
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>>62899017
Good point
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>>62899011
Is there?
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>>62899022
Fuck man I don't know anymore
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>>62898993
Good lord I didn't expect a jack post here kek
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Baking, I guess
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>>62898964

he is uniquely evil. I haven't seen any creature on earth quite as disgusting as that retarded faggot. he doesn't even particularly seem to have a plan he just bumbles around doing whatever a faggot would do at any given moment. whatever the most abrasive thing imaginable to say or do at any given moment he goes straight to blurting it out while he pushes a fat log into his piss filled diapers
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>>62899036
>>62899036
>>62899036
>>62899036
>>62899036
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>>62898964
No doubt there are others, but only one of them is the president of the united states
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All visitors will maintain an atmosphere of silence and respect at all times.
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>>62898267
Crab-chan should be flat.
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>>62898250
hyphotetically if jensens affairs were all high T slampig hogs instead of low T rice sticks how would that affect the price?
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>>62898704
They're going to take a massive hit in their earnings because Jensen was the key driving the aggressive sales tactics and the shippments to China. Even the lady wasn't an actual state employed spy she was still part of a network that bought chips and moved them to China.



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