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friday love asian edition

>Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FekRWBKC_94 [Open] [Open]

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62899668
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IREN Baggies
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I fucking HATE this kike market so much
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ITS CRASHING
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/wasapussyandboughtnothing/chads ww@
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coreweaves fuckin dead bruv
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>>62900214
Outages are good I guess
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KEK NEOCLOUD BAGGIES
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>have money
>buy a stock
>have more stock
what's the catch here
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>put my conditional offer in for ANT
wish me luck! :D
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Googlie Mooglies just quietly going along.
You did buy the dip right Anon?
It was the most obvious AI hedge of all time.
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I think its un-fair to us financially unprivileged that SPY is so expensive, i can only buy 11 shares
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>>62900236
Im on nofap, could you not?
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Bitcoin is getting fucked!
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I could really go for some recreational chinkussy right now
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Trump is the stock president though. Where's the Q AND E.
Oh I get it, maybe it's just a planned dump like on February 2026 and april 2025.
Iran airstrikes and liberation day tariffs were planned dumps so trump could triple his net worth.
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>market-wide trade halt on a stock
>finally unpauses
>tanks
FUCK
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>>62900233
wow that works?
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>>62900244
>financially unprivileged
That's what leveraged ETFs are for
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Market has been open half an hour, my account is already down 1.31%, it's time to end my day.
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>>62900240

I bought the GOOGL and the NVDA dip and I made more on the NVDA dip in 12 hours than I made on GOOGL in two weeks but yeah whatever a win is a win
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>>62900248
sowwy
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>AVGO down 5%
Scammed by /biz/ yet again
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>>62900248
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>>62900210
>love Asian edition
Asian love is partly why we are in this mess

>>62900240
I got 284, could have been better but can't complain
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I had to sell my NVDA bags.
>inb4 it starts pumping like crazy
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>>62900248
I'm happy for you. I had an addiction myself (not to gooning) and I was able to overcome it. I was meditating the other day and I ended up writing a haiku that expresses the idea of how an addiction can destroy the human soul.

An pleasure
Not deserved
Leads to dread
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nvda below 150 today?
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QQQ is fucking garbage
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>buy 2k shares TQQQ while it chops during the first 30 minutes of market open
>set sell limit a few cents higher than my entry price
>hope that the order executes quickly and i get to profit a few hundred bucks
how stupid of a day trading strategy is this , in general? (not just me buying TQQQ today in particular but broadly speaking)
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>>62900277
thanks for pump signal bro
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>>62900261
Not enough pickles.
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Bro I was expecting big dips after midterms but this is getting ridiculous. At least I'm glad I cashed everything few weeks back. But I can't see a good point of entry. Complete chaos.
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GOOG is the answer frens, make their own chips, making data centers in third world shitholes they can buy outright, take the GOOG pill friens, they will absolutely come out on top of the other side of the GAY-I trade
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I made $40K on Nvidia calls yesterday at the open

Shit is fucking retarded
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>>62900291
This market is kiked coded
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safe trading today fellas
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Bruh cum the fuck on
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This is getting out of hand.
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>>62900280
I knew I was a goon addict when I could only get aroused by drawings of little anime girls. I had to go cold turkey and now I just try to avoid fapping altogether.
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>>62900223
...again? Up 1.5% 6mos, 10% 1yr. Glad I bought in early this year but fuck did Iran mess everything up.
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>AMD
Dare I slurp?
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>>62900281
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

No.
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>MU
MU MARINES I SAID HOLD THE LINE DAMNIT
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>>62900291
market up? market down? Crab?
Goog goes up everyday since its ER crash, it could not be more obvious what the play is at this moment in the market.
GOOG back to 400
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-8%
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>there are people who unironically invest in neoclouds
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Im going outside and blowing my head off with my mossberg
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tell me this isn't some jewed chart guys
AMD bros you OK?
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>>62900305
O_o
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SOXL baggies really thought they were gonna make it lol
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>AMD dumps
>microshit pumps
Kikes are up to something.
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>>62900316
>berg
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LISA SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62900317
I do believe AMD pumped too much these last days. The market is efficient o algo
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Based Jensen sold a bunch of shovel to fartclouds on CREDIT then fucked off LMAO
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So... Any explanations?
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After two decades on /smg/, I have come to realize that Bobo is the truth. You see, Mumu is fearful, he prays line will infinitely go up to escape his wage cage. He watches the ticker as he sweats, knowing his 0dte is decaying. The Mumu does not understand the concept of selling. He would rather have his calls expire worthless than admit defeat. The Mumu is naive, and full of fear.

The Bobo, however, is confident. He knows line will always go up, but he carpet dime (seize the day) and the opportunities it brings. Bobo will sell his puts if the stock rises too high, and accept it. He does not let his puts expire, as he understands that you win some you lose some. This is why bobos are more succesful. You could argue they are more risky, but they also keep a cool head and understand risk vs reward.
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>>62900328
Hedgies know something we don't and it's very bad
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CASHkangs, what's the play here???
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>>62900328
Retail liquidity almost ran out, but the bigger retards are still holding strong
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Im slurping nvidia at end of today. Last dip before the 175 recovery at end of monday
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Product progress?
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I haven’t checked the market yet, why are we dooming, who is doomping?
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>>62900340
The sneed and peed 500
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>>62900332
Everyone is selling so they can get a good entry. They're gonna let it fall for a bit the same way trump dumped it when he airstriked Iran. It continued to fall for a bit before it stabilized and then went up again.
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oh my gah
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A few years back some guy in here shilled a company called Hotchtief and they did a nice slow 500% climb over 3 years. Does anyone have a good suggestion like that? I like WAB for slow steady growth and if democrats decide to lean into nuclear it could really go off
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>>62900333
Time to go all in on IGV.
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>>62900340
You should decide your trades before looking at it. You would be more rational than any advice you can get here.
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watching the volume on NVDA is interesting you can literally see hegies selling and retail buying the dip
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WHY THE FUCK IS IT TANKING???? FUCKING WHY.
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so what do we do while it dumps?
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>>>BREAKING NEWS PER CNN: FABLED BAG HOLDER MUMU HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD AT 30 IN HIS OKLAHOMO CITY APARTMENT
>>>SOURCES SAYS HE WAS FOUND ACTIVELY WAITING FOR HIS LIMIT ORDER TO TRIGGER
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>>62900333
Im like 35% cash still, (JAAA and cash)

I wish I went full port GOOG when it had that bad earnings report
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>>62900349
Have sex with black women
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>>62900305
Some men have a weakness and that weakness can indeed destroy us. In my case, it wasn't gooning, it was food and beer, so somewhat I understand gooners. There is something common in all addictions. You found your problem and you're tackling it. I'm happy for you.
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>>62900349
Waiting
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>>62900349
Collect pepe
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>zoomer cattle spent two days le slurping le dip when it didn't even move when jensen got fired

I told you all yesterday and this morning - stop doing this, you will only ever lose money
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>>62900231
Outage has improved user experience
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Slow leaking diarrhea.
This market is less exciting than a shart.
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Very quiet in here today. Those SOXL bags feeling a bit heavy chuds?
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*apu
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>>62900354
Thanks anon. Glad you were able to overcome your addiction. Sorry my id keeps changing.
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>>62900349
I'm waiting. Maybe SpaceX success or Nvidia earnings will finally end this bullshit.
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make it stop

please
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>SPY
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>>62900349
Turning the charts off.
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On what news?
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Should I buy the dip...i missed 150 yesterday
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the bubble is popping just like any bubble, why do you guys act surprised?
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>>62900366
ive got a good feeling about starship. the last few launches have been pretty great. biggest issue is the god damn engines
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Neocloud Sisters why are we going down the drain?
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>>62900349
I'm going out today to a conference.
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I thought all the anime troons got banished to /bant/ ?
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I'm not risking another dime today but I'm still watching the charts to learn.
SPY might be finding support around 749. But it's creeping lower towards that low as I type.
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>>62900370
>you've turned off your targeting computer!
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>implying you didn't expect a dump today
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>>62900373
This time was supposed to be different.
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FUCK YOU
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GIGA MEGASODE
How to get rich without getting lucky
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1-TZqOsVCNM

Entrepreneurs ooooOoooOoO
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU SPY
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This dump should have happened yesterday
We were overdue
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Now they'll stop buying all my gaymer parts with money they don't have.
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>>62900389
Can I have pictures of your gamer parts?
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I wish they would move faster on this scandal.

>US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent has blamed the Commerce Department, run by Howard Lutnick, of failing to properly oversee the export of high-specification Nvidia chips, as the fallout from the scandal widens.
>Megaspeed had been probed by US government agencies over suspicions it had been smuggling those chips into China, reports said, but it is not on a list of firms that US companies are prevented from working with.
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>Per CNBC
>Open AI unveils Chat GPT wallet, allowing users to give AI agents access to their bank account and make purchases
>airline ticket site (i forgot the name already) has already moved to ban bots buying tickets
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SELL EVRETING, THIS IS THE START OF THE RUGGPULL
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You could have diversified with sausage rolls, but you didn't listen.
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>>62900388
there was insane volume yesterday while everyone from redditors to uber drivers were buying Nvidia
Today we're finally starting to price Jensen in
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S U B 1 6 0
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>>62900392
What could go wrong.
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>>62900392
Finally, fully automated financial ruin
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>>62900386
grok summarize me this video into a small list
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>>62900395
Bong bro, I kneel
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whats wrong with her now
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>>62900395
i don't have the loisence for that
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>>62900392
This is why Wells Fargo (fuck them) won't let me hit enter to submit my credentials anymore and I have to click the log in button.
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so,,,,the humiliation ritual resumes,,,
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I fucking hate shiny rocks
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>>62900376
Neoclouds have a faulty business model, their hardware looses value fast and they have to keep borrowing money to stay alive. They stand no chance against hyperscalers....
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>>62900394
do i sell my deep otm spy puts as well?
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SOXLKEKS!
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>NVDA below 160
jesus another bloodbath incoming
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>>62900409
Should I buy the dip? Surely it can't go lower, right?
>>
KEK SOXL
>>
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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>>62900417
famous last words
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>>62900416
It went under 150 yesterday for a brief moment. It's gonna go there today too.
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I'm not making any money in the stock market, in fact I'm losing money
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Boys
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>>62900416
How many stop losses do you think?
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we're in a bear market and you are retarded if you haven't figured it out yet
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>>62900409
people were estimating 20-30% dump if Jensen gets kicked out, then it happened and suddenly retards think a 5% drop is going to be all
This is only beginning
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AMD SHILLS COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE
>>
WHY IS IT REDEEMING
STOP FUCKING REDEEMING
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>>62900392
Oh boy, I can't wait for literally everything under the sun to get scalped by jeets and attempted to be resold to me on shady third party websites.
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>>62900410
Why? They're the comfiest hold on the planet.
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what did yahoo finance mean by this?
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Closed SOXS as im feeling quite euphoric. Up 7% thanks for playing fags. Please enjoy holding your underwater SOXL for me this weekend. Cheers!
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lol no volume on NVDA to get it above 160
we're going down more
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WHERE IS MY POST MIDTERMS RALLY
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>>62900435
>hidden
Spoken as if this wasn't all part of a plot to monopolise the AI market
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>>62900427
priced in, the scandal already assumed he would get the boot
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>>62900416
>What about Epstein?
>Jensen just had sex with roasties
This is all the chatter yesterday and now it appears Jeffreys next door neighbour is to blame for everything.
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>>62900438
94-110 is the bottom.
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>>62900436
I'M 80% DOWN
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SAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!
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>>62900440
Won't the Dems put a 1,000% tax on AI to fund a UBI or something?
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>the merry go round of ai circular financing is slowing down
maybe, just maybe, this is a dip you shouldn't buy
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>BREAKING: GPU'S and CPU'S DEEMED WORTHLESS AS AI BUBBLE POPS, HYPERSCALERS ARE DUMPING THEIR CHIPS IN EXCHANGE FOR COCA COLA CONCENTRATE
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Is SPX bottoming out, or are we preparing for a V?
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Why are you all so confused
AI DOESN'T MAKE ANY MONEY
IT ONLY MAKES SLOP
ITS ONLY OUTPUT IS CRIME
THE WHOLE AI ECONOMY IS FAKE
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>>62900450
what are you, nuts?
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and WALLAH
just like that
my weekly gains are evaporated
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MY ZOOMER COINS AND AI ARE GETTING FUCKING OBLITERATED, HIRE JEROME BACK NOW HE WOULDN'T LET THIS HAPPEN
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why did nvda dip today again? did this nigger have a third affair?
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>CDNL
>KLAR
We eatin good tonight bros
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>>62900447
I think the daily low is in and wouldnt be shocked at a green daily.
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just numbers on the screen, they can’t hurt you.
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V HAS BEEN DEPLOYED

>i repeat

V HAS BEEN

DEPLOYED
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faggot tranny ass generals posting coombait, astroturfed hasbara nonsense by troon yids, disgusting
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BLOODY BASTARD NVIDIA DO NOT REDDEM BENCHOD FUCK U MARDACHAD
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sugar water is up
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>>62900461
Yes, with a second employee, reportedly.
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>>62900460
>Tfw my boomer stocks are the only thing performing well
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WHY IS NVDA TANKING AGAIN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK YOU JENSEN YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST BE A FUCKING FAG
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>>62900444
sexo
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>>62900461
yes
and also they're going to stop giving their customers money for them to buy their own products and calling it profit
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>>62900466
how do I retweet on this forum
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BREAKING NEWS
I have been bitten by a mosquito and its itchy.
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>>62900451
Good I can finally buy a gaming machine.
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>>62900244
Buy SPYM
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>>62900461
Because people are trying to offload that garbage, and for whatever reason, buy appetite shows up.
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>>62900468
KO bros
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>>62900456
>everything i know about ai i know from my discord server
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I am RUINED
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>>62900456
NVDA and AMD make a shitload of money selling shovels for AI, though. It's companies like META and MSFT that are burning money chasing the AI dream. But somehow those two are holding up fine today.
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>>62900469
>>62900475
whats next he fucked all the women in the company? should make the stock go up desu
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>>62900488
>whats next he fucked all the women in the company?
the MEN too
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>>62900487
The shovel seller analogy is a BAD THING
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>be nvida
>gib monies to neoclouds
>neoclowns buy gpus
>infanite profit
problem?
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>>62900487
The gold is valuable the shovels aren't
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>>62900493
And in this case there is no gold
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>>62900487
It's because the fucking jews are deciding the market. They are going in contrast to what makes sense.
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>>62900490
isn't NVIDIA also getting into selling self driving cars?
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>>62900493
>ai
>valuable
just make sure to "adjust" away all your losses, and wallah you're "profitable" just like anthropic
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>>62900259
I think if he keeps up the blatantly illegal shit the Dems are gonna nuke the filibuster and fuck him up.
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>>62900490
You wanna revise? What's a more appropriate fit?
I've heard: Cars (cheap to expensive comparisons) train revolution, shovels, that one internet crash...
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Asian guy = Jews
Guy in red shirt = my portfolio
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>Microsoft marches on despite having one of the worst outages in the living memory
>Everything else collapses.
Justify this gay stock market to me.
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>>62900351
Just buys Nebius its very cheap right now.
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>>62900479
The other night I was brutally assaulted by a mosquito and it looks like I’m growing a new elbow over the old one
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BOBO BEAR SEASON HAS RETURNED
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>>62900502
No it's a good fit it's just eventually the people you are selling shovels to go bust
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>>62900491
No profit just a circle
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>>62900487
NVDA pays companies so that they buy their shovels and threatens companies that ther will be no more shovels if they stop buying.
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>>62900501
They can't do anything to him, that's why he did this. He popped the AI bubble with Jensens manhood to get a better entry into Nvidia.
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>>62900505
PLEASE TURN OFF OUTLOOK AGAIN IT STOPPED TRADERS FROM SELLING
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Unflinching.
Hope.
On.
The.
American.
Economy.
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Theyre selling gold plated shovels telling people that they find gold better than regular shovels. The gold plated shovels rust less often but are expensive to maintain and arent finding gold any better.
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>>62900504
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>>62900505
jews, jews, jews, jews and jews
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HUANG BANG THANK YOU CHANG
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>>62900505
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SWITCH TO LINUX AND SELF HOST YOU'RE EMAILS? AHAHAHAHAHAH
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>$159.08
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>>62900510
Stock price goes up and we've created an economy where stock is more important than revenue or earnings.
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this whole jensen thing is a fake and gay excuse to manipulate the market
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>>62900515
Your shovels don't expire so you can keep mining blue gold with them.
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>>62900447
Go all in right now
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>>62900490
>>62900493
Niggers, the analogy is derived from the Gold Rush where businesses profited off dumb prospectors.
>>62900511
Well, they're making money off it, and the market hasn't cared about long-term outlook until this very moment apparently.
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ai is kinda neat, but if anyone using it had to pay what it really costs to run it, no one would use it
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BLACKED FRIDAY, GET READY TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH BLACK WOMEN.
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>>62900463
IT'D STILL BE 70% DOWN
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>I was expecting a bigger dump
so, am I supposed to do some buying today or wait for monday
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PICK UP THE PHONE MR KEVIN
WE NEED TO SPEAK NOW
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>>62900512
You realize that the only reason they can't is the filibuster.
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>>62900516
STRIKE ME DOWN
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>>62900524
the kikes wanted more control in such a strategically critical company. he got set up because he’s a chink, simple as
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>>62900516
>at this moment I am euphoric
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is this the most nigger november of all time
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>>62900532
they might put out a hit piece that jensen fucked trump his wife over the weekend
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>>62900538
and it's not even halfway over
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What FUCK is their problem?
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WHY IS NVDA GOING DOWN AGAIN
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>>62900524
Dump the stocks of the remaining plebs, I need a new entry
t.rump
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KEK NVBAGGIES
And the KURUMI CURSE STILL LIVES ON
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SPCX dumps and MSFT keeps pumping
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>Retail buys NVIDIA en masse
>Hedgies don't
>"This time retail is the one who is right!"
When will you ants realize you can't ever win against the big boys? The hubris is insane.
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>>62900489
ESPECIALLY the men
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>>62900498
I am sure that will save the stock and the AI trade with it, yes.
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>>62900541
>Another episode of "The Ancients Were Right"
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>Microsoft turns green for the day
Ahhahahah. Fuck this fake economy.
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>>62900548
>>62900543
this
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>>62900547
How is MSFT pumping, did the server engineers finally do the needful?
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>>62900543
He's gone so people are realizing so are his circular financing shenanigans
It's over
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>>62900541
Clancy’s nose has obviously been broken. Patrick actually a psychopath like the TikTok sluts were saying?
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>NVDA about to test the 200 day moving average after blasting through it this morning
here comes the second dump
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>>62900545
SEX AND CREAMPIE KURUMI PUSSY
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>>62900456
kys ed niggron you tranny lover freak
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It’s only after the tide goes out that you find out who has a small penis
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>>62900543
with jensen gone no more circle jerk financing for unethical ai companies. only ant and openai are approved players anymore
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>>62900217
It hurts so much!
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>>62900561
the 50*
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>>62900557
Bloody basterd saars are just too powerful
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>>62900568
I don't believe he was that important
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Quantum bros are you okay?
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I took my profits frens and sent it to my bank account so I wouldn't gamble it frens!
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By the way, despite being confident in its recovery, I did warn people not to ape into it at yesterday's top. I'm holding bags, but you're a fool if you thought this was a get rich quick dip.
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Damn this is crazy but see here's the thing, I'm still not selling hahahaha
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>seething boomer democrats calling the jensen scandal on par with watergate
so they're trying to rape Nvidia to death huh
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>>62900557
>just saw how much the world depends on it
Yeah, makes sense. A twisted sense but sense all the same.
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Every single person in this thread is controlled opposition to make you feel some way. If you feel angry, you are over leveraged. If you are euphoric, you are leaving money on the table. We are pumping from this minute till the end of the year. Excessive "in profit" retail trades will cause MMs and the jewish cabal to print patterns that have you wrong footed every time.
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>>62900575
people that invest in quantum deserve to lose all their money
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>>62900586
No video is only down 33%
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I'm unleveraged and hold a substantial amount of bonds and cash and haven't had a day less than 2% +/- in weeks. This market is so pozzed lol
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I just want to retire, move someplace warm and have sex with women with brown or black skin.
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>>62900545
who is this semen demon
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>>62900588
It is probably snake oil but I'm looking for an entry nevertheless
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>>62900588
quantum losses aren't real as long as they aren't observed
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I need a bigger dump
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Anons, I need advice.
I usually wake up or get out of bed between 9 and 9:30, and frequently within five minutes or so of sitting down at my computer and opening my platform, I have to take a massive dump. Sometimes two massive dumps within an hour of each other. The other day, I bought puts on the obvious downtrend and while I was on the toilet, it did a V and I lost 50% of them, and this morning I explicitly didn't buy the obvious downtrend until I got back, so I only made half of what I would have.
What do I do about having to poop in the first hour(s) of trading?
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>>62900557
If outages and incompetence determined stock worth, a bunch of big tech, especially msft and google wouldn’t be there anymore.
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>>62900596
>he doesn't know about /biz/ The Animation, currently airing
Nigga, were were you these past 6 weeks?
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>>62900575
They are both OK and not OK.
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>>62900548
>>Retail buys NVIDIA en masse
>>Hedgies don't
why do bears keep saying this? if billionaires want to make money they're going to target other institutions, not retail
who do you think is behind the 800m volume yesterday? retail? lol
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thats the bottom, buy buy buy buy
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>>62900600
this dump truck big enough?
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>>62900541
the three defining women of 2026

icons
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>>62900586
That's fine by me. I just want to take advantage of small shorting opportunities along the way.
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>>62900593
sorry no can do, may i interest you in wageslaving for the next 50 years?
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feels like it's just a couple of big stocks keeping nasdaq from freefalling, it may dump hard today
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>>62900597
quantum is the same as any other cult investing. you can try to time the hype to realize some gains but it's never worth it because almost everyone that gets involved in cult shenanigans will hold the bag
>>
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>>62900615
But I just want black and brown women
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>>62900593
>he's not achieving that WHILE trading to make it
t. in SEA paradise right now
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>>62900598
Lol
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>>62900586
That's why they're called glowniggers, just ignore them and reach market nirvana, caring not whether the market OOO's or AAA's, but rather bask in the joy of learning and improving your investment thesis
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>>62900618
the timing on quantum is obvious, if the ai bubble pops everyone will just roll into quantum or space
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>>62900272
/Smg/ can’t keep getting away with it
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can we start posting trans, they're way hotter than 2d girls
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>>62900623
Bullshit, are you actually there?
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>>62900586
What if I'm just vibing?
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>>62900607

nigger I sold at 170 and bought at 159 today. this shit is hilarious. dump it to 140 I'll double down faggot lets crash the whole casino I don't care lmaoooo
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>>62900600
Eat more fiber
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>>62900626
The thesis for qunatum hinges largely on AI bullshit tho
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>>62900605
I just read the manga, I can't stand the cutesy loli anime tropes anymore. The voice actresses doing their emoting just ruins it for me.
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Some of you guys are alright. Stay out of the market this weekend.
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TOTAL ANIMEPOSTER DEATH, enjoy BAGHOLDING. Losers
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>>62900608

V to fucking green from here

HNNNGGGGGG
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>>62900634
Yes AMA
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Bitcoin is getting fucked!
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>>62900637
buy and hold with high risk might be the only way to win unironically
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>>62900520
Kek
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>>62900575
i'm fine quantum is only 16% of my port anymore. considering realizing some losses to fuck the taxman
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>>62900586
Meds
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>>62900649
What stocks are you targeting
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>>62900649
What's it like? Do you have a SEA gf? How cheap is the living situation?
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>>62900626
>the timing on quantum is obvious, if the ai bubble pops everyone will just roll into quantum or space
jesus fucking christ. you do realize that quantum has higher beta than AI and that quantum stock movement is correlated with AI?
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bottom found, right?
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>>62900603
If only there were some kind of portable devices that connected to the Internet
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>>62900649
do you fuck ladyboys? are you on a dtv visa? how much do I need to retire there?
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>>62900597
> Guys how do I get into quantum?

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>AaaAAAAAHHHHH
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>>62900667

>>62900667
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Fuck YOU, Baltimore!
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>>62900659
Right now swing trading. I make fun of KLAR chads most of the time but ironically it's my only long term hold right now. Also ironically I use grab everyday here but I avoided ticker:GRAB
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My gf's BALLET class was canceled yesterday because of the Microsoft outage. There is quite literally ZERO tech involved. They walk in, the teacher plays music on a speaker, they do their little dancing stuff, then go home.

It's fucking ridiculous how pervasive technology is in the modern world for absolutely ZERO reason
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>>62900664
You mean my Whackbook?
Screen's too small to fit all the data I watch.
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The ai bubble will never pop, this is all a circle jerking between the infinite money companies that will never break
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>chinese spy hoax
debunked
>fundamentals
solid
>jensen fucked milf and gilfs
a shame but redeemable

ok so give me the fud why nvda isn't a good buy
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>>62900675
does the teacher get paid? some people cant get paid because of this outage
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>>62900681
>a shame but redeemable
Yeah, but he already resigned, didn't he?
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>>62900675
what the fuck does microsoft have to do with music?
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>>62900687
so did sam altman
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>>62900623
I got 3m usd. Where do I go?
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>>62900504
>0:18
>deploy the V-ACK
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>>62900660
The only continent I haven't been is Latin America so my informed opinion is that SEA is the best part of the world to live and it's not even close. I don't have an official gf but pick up chicks every now and then when friends come over to visit and we go out together at night. Note that I'm usually in more conservative parts of SEA. I haven't been to places like Pattaya yet. It's cheap in the sense that I eat like a king (bulking on fancy gourmet burgers lol) for what it would cost for shit food elsewhere. I hear from veterans here that it's not as cheap as it used to be.
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>>62900665
I haven't been to ladyboy territory yet. Not on DTV, I just rotate from one country to the other on regular visas or visa free. It depends on how you live and how long you plan to live.
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>>62900701
With that much you live like an emperor for the rest of your life anywhere you want in SEA. What do you like? Choose based on it, everyone's different
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>>62900729
Come across any place like Costa Rica in SEA without litter everywhere? Ive been to Thailand and Cambodia for a week and the plastic bottles everywhere was gross.
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>>62900649
how dirty is it? is there even clean water?
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Sugar water won
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>>62900743
Malaysia
>>62900746
Varies wildly but Malaysia and Singapore are very clean
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Should I even buy anything today?
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>>62900640
quantum compute business case is broadly either optimization problems or physics simulations. first is high volume repeat type deal but they are competing against existing classical compute which already produces in practice good enough solutions. the niche is in time sensitive and/or complex problems whose value can justify using quantum compute on it to get slightly better solution. quantum physics simulation on the other hand is going to be incredibly valuable for r&d but if your quantum company just sells compute time they won't reap much of the financial benefit from it
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>>62900787
Which ticker(s) are you in?
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>>62900689
exactly

Why was her ballet class canceled because of this? The only reason she even found out is because one of her friends from the class text her a pic of the IG story they posted of the announcement, no email/text because of the outage
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>>62900233
How is that magic possible?
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>>62900795
for pure quantum psql and iqmx. i got into them both pre spac, sold most first week they listed and have been buying back (but way faster than i should have)
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>>62900344
Hotchtief just entered a big stake with a lithium company called Vulcan energy in Europe. If you have faith in lithium market recovery and Europe wanting to stop being cucked by China from every angle.
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nutlick
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You don't hate sellers enough. Within under an hour, they can make sure you lose thousands of dollars.
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IT'S OVER AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://x.com/BullTheoryio/status/2121253273080574330
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>>62900945
It will come back soon
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>>62900945
compared to the previous weeks this looks like a nothingburger
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>>62900768
Awesome, thanks.
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>>62900859
Ha!
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sold 50k to pay off all outstanding loans and debt and was hoping for a pump to mitigate some of the delta. Nope Feels bad man.
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>>62900276
>Asian love is partly why we are in this mess
paper thin cover story



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