The return of the sex haver edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62902482
haha at the baggies in op a lot of "smart" money is stupid as shit they just managed to get into harvard or whatever somehow
repostan
next week on /smg/PLEASE look forward to it
>>62906259High dollar AI bagholders literally BEGGING the company to keep JensenWhen he goes, so does the circular financing, and oops, there goes all the neoclouds, and both frontier labs.
Bitcoin going to 0
>>62906259>>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran>https://iran.liveuamap.com/>https://x.com/sentdefenderpropaganda thread gtfo
MSRT roogging
>>62906276Reminder that NVDA will beat earnings but market is going to look at guidance and fcf. Brace yourselves
>>62906271Genuinely kinoStill will stay the fuck away from spcx
>>62906279even if they brought him back now that he can't sell 20% of his shit to the ccp how exactly is he going to keep the farce going? go ahead bring him back
“SEX could be here" he thought, “I've never been to this tech conference before. There could be SEX anywhere." The cool air conditioning felt good against his leather jacket. "I HATE MONOGAMY" he thought. The whir of GPU fans filled the air, rattling his entire server rack even as powerful currents of electricity surged through his tremendous silicon wafers. “With a GPU this powerful, AI can do whatever you want," he said to himself out loud.
What is this volatility on perps? What the hell is going on?
>>62906292good point anon ty for this whitepill
>>62906292>>62906279>AI luddies really think the bubble should pop because a guy had sexLmao. Companies are literally fighting over his chips even without Chinese smugglers. They should bring him back just to make you retards keep crying.
>>62906276>WMT up 25 since Octyou guys DID buy at 100 right?
>>62906299so these finance bros think it's ok for him to fuck his direct reports? not a good luck man
>>62906301>Companies are literally fighting over his chipsbecause he was paying them to do so>le sex memestupid nigger
>>62906239Eh, won't be very efficient even in production if they have to blow up le reusable shit each time there are two or three birds somewhere in the path
>>62906271Admittedly it looks cool but how much moeny does this actually safe? Can't they just have a controlled fall and just rebuild whatever they want from the parts?
>>62906301>Companies are literally fighting over his chipsopenai did a deal with amd? google makes their own shit? apple makes their own shit? who is buying all these chips? neoclouds that are using loans from nvidia to buy nvidia chips? you've heard the reports of warehouses of nvidia shit that isn't even plugged in right? it's over dude
>>62906280>>62906287While I do feel bad for all the anons loosing money, its their fault for investing in a ponzi scheme.
>>62906100Imagine the grip imagine if this was your dick landing on it fuckkk
Kaboom
Is silver falling back to $20? Also, it's almost time for the "AI baggies" jeetposter to wake up, expect him in less than an hour.
>>62906345rent freekek AI baggies
sminem banish bogdanofffree jen-hsun huangturn babe into an ai believerthese things i pray
>>62906259>illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against IranThey're actually completely legal and constitutional though, no matter how much you fairies seethe about it.
PUMP MY SKHYNIX I DONT' WANT TO BE AN AI BAGGIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>waiting for Monday
>>62906354Based.
Choose your fighter /smg/
>>62906397Why do they need to debate? They just need to show their portfolios
>futures
>>62906403Ed's a BWETGOD he sold the top and put it in SGOV
>>62906354Silver is going back down to its base industrial value, which is $12 - $20 per oz.Sad! at least you get to hold real bags of rocks for the next 3 generations!Didn't even sell the blow off top! Even if you tried though, all your "local" dealers would refuse to buy at the high price! Silver can't even be liquid, and you pay a 20%+ premiums! truly the most cucked and retarded asset, which is one big scam! very sad!
>>62906423I don't hold any silver
>>62906367>They're actually completely legal and constitutionalnot really. after WW2, America has never "declared war" and all military operations have taken place in a weird grey area between executive and legislative power. after waffling for decades about what is allowed, the compromise was the war powers act, which allows the executive to enter military conflict and then seek approval afterward. approval has never been granted for this particular conflict.
>lol
>>62906426Forgot ApuKekAI Baggies
ramen for din dins
>>62906397AWG would rip Eddie's ass to shredsIt would not even be a debate.It would just be an ass whooping.
>>62906268
kek everything baggies
>>62906345Silver could go to $1 and it won't matter because it's running in a continual supply deficit which will give it repeated opportunities to go back up over time
phew that was the bottomunbreakable support at $63.5k
>>62906259>SpaceX landed Starship>Jensen returns >Nvidia earnings are insane Imagine.
>>62906311The birds was bs, the official line is the comms dropped and it lead to an automatic abort
>>62906458>>62906397Come to think of it. I'd rather see AWG debate Yudkowsky instead. Ed is small fry.
Congress will find no case against Jensen at the congressional hearings and be reinstated as ceo
>>62906458What do you mean "would"Is it not happening?
>>62906397Ed is openly a retarded faggot. His predictions have all been wrong so far.
>>62906373Just sell
>>62906279There is nobody else who is qualified to run that company. Nvidia is fucked without him
when openai fails to ipo and goes bankrupt everyone is gonna be wishing they hadn't brought back that stanford drop out
>>62906540It wasn't a legality that forced his resignation, it was violation of Nvidia's own internal policies. It's not impossible that he'll be reinstated but I wouldn't spread my cheeks for it.
>>62906551Karp is gonna save NVDA
>>62906551that means it's a bad company maybe they should have had a chairman of the board maybe they should have had a more hierarchical structure so the ceo didn't have 60 direct reports damn nvidia looks like such a shit show now
ai niggers tongue my anus
>>62906555just imagine if they let the ceo get away with violating his own sexual misconduct policies and reinstate him bwahaha do realize how fucking vile and unserious tech bros will look
so if they bring jensen back do the chicks he was fucking stay or do they have to go?
>>62906490Im hoping for a KOSPI circuit breaker on Sunday night
Monday you will all understand how stupid you were to not sell. You had multiple chances. President Trump was trying his best to give you all a chance to escape despite you turning your back on him. You all deserve to suffer.
>>62906580there will be a circuit breaker, reverse one
>>62906563>maybe they should be more like a cucked company that doesnt give a shit about its employees instead of a meritocracy>maybe it should suck like all other corporationsnah, hire the chink back and make sure you apologize to him for being such retards
>>62906587>listen to the orange retard
People are delusional about an AI bubble. Here's a simple question: once Anthropic finally goes public, which stocks are going to get dumped?
>>6290658725% of my account is in VT and the rest is sitting on nothing.
>>62906603Anthropic IPO is priced in
>>62906603Looks like BTC is already getting dumped right now lmao.
>>62906541Obviously not.There's no way Ed would agree to debating AWG. He's on an entirely different level. They're not peers. Ed was some games journalist. AWG is a physicist
>>62906259This is GREAT this will be the next #MeToo movement for MEN who were seduced by whores
>>62906611>>62906616Just think: the market started crabbing right after the SpaceX IPO, and now we have another one.
seggs
IPOs almost always crash early and creep back up.
>>62906551Nvidia's corporate structure is straight up fucked, Leather Jacket Man was a control freak who had like 60 VPs reporting to him, it simply can't be unfucked without destroying the company
>>62906619Are LLMs a branch of Physics?
So you can be the original founder of a company. Help grow said company to the largest market cap in the world. And some retarded C suite fags that you hired have the ability to push you out? They should be lucky to have the generational wealth you created for them. They should be on their knees begging to suck you off for their employee stock options.
>>62906588Thats what i meantMy KORU puts finna print
>buy oil>buy dumps>buy SOXL>it dumps>buy bitcoin>it dumpsSince April it has been only downhill for me and Im talking about 400k in red. How to break this curse
>>62906645Stop gambling, nigger
>>62906643dude have zoomers never heard of steve jobs? this literally happened to him in the 80s, yes that can do that if u don't have majority voting shares. that's why meta and alphabet gave the founders special shares with extra votes. that wasn't legal back when apple and nvidia were founded, for better or worse.
>>62906645Put what's left in SGOV and go work in fast food
>>62906645Same here, I'm long minors
perps are sussin
KEK I JUST SAW BUTTCOIN
>>62906645Buy tqqq and soxs
>>62906645BRK-B SCHD PVAL and stop trading
>>62906667We’ll be laughing when the market opens on Monday and SPY hits several circuit breakers.
What is this graph called
>>62906640AI can be researched from multiple disciplines, not just computer science. Though, AWG is computer scientist and a EE as well. Plenty of contributions to LLMs have come from physics like statistical mechanics, and boltzmann distributions, phase transitions, tensor networks. Scaling laws are right out of power laws from physics. A lot of physicists have switched to AI research. There's not exactly an established AI discipline. It's an easy transition.
>>62906681Is this some precious metal shit? Good riddance
>>62906681How about this one
>>62906667next week is going to be blood fucking red
>>62906683I see, ty for the info Claude
>>62906703don't say that babe
>>62906704You're welcome.
>>62906677Damn you’re a salty fucker KEK
>>62906713Enjoy those bags you retarded homo.
>>62906345kek yes and i will rebuy when it doest. sold half my silver at 78 and the rest at 52
>>62906677Hey bitshit baggie! When your little epsteincoin continues to drop and there are no circuit breakers on SPY on Monday, what are you going to FOMO into next?
>>62906551yeah yeah, read the same about Apple back then. Thank god I bought when you retards said it would go to zero without Jobs
holy fucking shit bitcoin is actually going to dip sub 60k
>>62906681that EV bubble in 2021 was brutal
>>62906726Was Jobs skirting international export bans and false-scarcity circular financing schemes?
>>62906719
>>62906681>>62906695its called share dilution
Can't believe that I invested in SPACs. Luckily I only lost 1k since I was chasing other stocks lmao
HAPPENING
>>62906729is bitcoin computer going out of business?i thought it was a store of value or something
>>62906725I promise you SPY will gap down HARD Monday. You don’t understand just how intertwined BTC is with the dinosaur market.
>>62906753Go back to your containment zone. You got played as usual, goyim.
>>62906749Walmart and Costco are stores of value . I don’t think they sell anything at bitcoin computer.
>>62906753Keep crying bitbaggie
>>62906729>>62906749I think the lowest that shit could go is $40k; I just can’t see that $20k mark getting hit again. The next top is maybe $180k.The volatility is getting exponentially smaller. I’m seriously considering BITX (2X volatility) if we hit the $40k mark, because it’s otherwise just not really competing much with SOXL for the kind of gains it used to print
Can someone do the math for me. Based off BTC loss is MSTZ (2X MSTR short) going to be at $6 or $12 on monday?
>pre futures
It's been a while since I have seen such heavy deleveraging.
>>62906770how the hell you you make a liquid so sticky but not viscous
>>62906768Probably like $5 at the price right now, which is extremely like to change at open monday
>>62906787Jamie, pull up the 5 yr chart for MSTR
>>62906695SNAP is weird, i notice a lot of people using it still, i feel like if they monetise it properly they could do well
GOOG and JEPQ are my riskiest bets rn
>>62906795I have 6 figures in GGLL, thinking to double it
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>62906546>>62906373
>>62906757kek I don't think you can buy anything with bitcoin computer either.>>62906764why nigger whydoes anyone even be going to do more use bitcoin like at all? I'm going to hop in SBIT and look for btc to break 50k
Bitcoin baggies, this is /smg/
>>62906294Scoopsies is that you?
>>62906807get lost fatso
>>62906764same
>>62906345K E KA IB A G G I E S
>>62906805Why? That's a dangerous little question. What uses does that stuff offer? I buy stuff if I see a use for it that's true.
>>62906795>JEPQ10k shares of QQQI in my taxable account. Along with some SCHD. That makes me the current divvie king of /smg/. KO poster probably has me beat if he's still alive.
>>62906807fatass
>>62906677Nothingburger, even gold perps have nothing to show for it after a few botted liqs.Back to normal operations on Monday
>>62906827>QQQI
I'm gonna cry in the casino
>>62906838Are you saying coin go up monday?
>>62906770What's his secret
>>62906838wtf is a perp
>>62906259>by two major investors >/smg/'s own sephiroth anon
>>62906827my jepq is in IRA type accountsi was full port Goyslops, i should have stuck with that port i thought AI was out of the woods after that last crash i october
It's never been more over
>>62906852Short version of the word perpetrator which is French for nigger if I'm not mistakn
>>62906858Waffle House is way better anyways
>>62906814>>62906835YOU DON'T GET TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!! SCOOPSIES WILL COME TO MY RESCUE AND YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!!!!
>>62906858DISGLACED; SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>62906858>biggest company in the world >started as a result of black budget military r&d>started as a result of grand slam meals amongst freinds
>>62906859Oh that tiggles me perple
if monday is a bloodbath circuit breaker type day im putting my 900 dollar hormel dividend into GGLL
>>62906858fagotry
I'll give you guys a free, conservative equity portfolio. You don't have to pay me any money for it,or pay any management feesAnd you can just set it and forget it except rebalancing30% BRKB70% NYSXYou're welcome.
>>62906312You'd have to consider how long it would take to rebuild, and how many times they could rebuild it.Plus, at some point they'd want to carry people with that thing. A controlled fall is not going to cut it.
oil is going to ATHs
