>drink beer>tastes awfuli don't get it
>>22023090Need more information here anon.What kind of beer?Do you normally drink something else? Wine? Whiskey?Are you high?
>>22023090It gets you drunk. You're welcome.
>>22023095All of them. The only beer I've ever had that was good was some apple sour thing.I normally drink cider.No, I am not high.I just tried Sapporo
>>22023090I hear you OP, the only beer I ever liked was hard root beer, otherwise it all tastes like how I imagine urine would taste.
>>22023090the heat of the beer cooks the tastelet
>>22023106Yeah sapporo is not good. Try a Belgian wit like allagash white or just a straight up radler. Might be more up your alley
>>22023090You have to be over 18 to post here
>cider>radler This >>22023154 applies to this faggot >>22023146 too. Stick to seltzers and fruity cocktails.
It's the best alcoholic drink when you are thirsty.
>>22023166Drinking estrogen water is objectively gayer than a cocktail or seltzer
>>22023090You don't have to!
>>22023090>drink beer>tastes goodit's just that easy
>>22023166Men far better than (You) have been drinking cider for millennia. Seethe, you aren't cool because you like bitter things.
>>22023106you might like sour monkey if you like sour stuff. it's not really that bitter
>>22023090Look at this thread anon.>>22017336
>>22023228it's always tastelets that seethe at people with functioning palates lola deep‑rooted insecurity stemming from a faint underlying awareness of their inferiority
>>22023090Beer is the worst alcohol. Its pure estrogen, you have to drink a bunch of it and piss a lot, has high calories and gives you a "beer belly"
>>22023217You wouldn't tell the average beer drinker that to their face.
>>22023090Neither do I. Also, the fact you gotta bloat your belly with gallons of liquid to feel same buzz of like 6 shots of vodka... At least with liquor, you can mix in tasty sodas
>>22023543>can't fathoom drinking alcoholic beverages for their taste>vodka>tasty sodas
>>22023090Unironically, try a non-alcoholic beer. If you like it, then you don't like the taste of alcohol in the normal beer. If you hate it, then you just don't like beer and you should try other drinks.
>>22023090Drink a Belgian white on a hot summers day. Refreshing as fuck and easy to drink.If you're a beer drinker, never drink something recommended by an expert from microbreweries. It'll be an ultra hoppy IPA, a bitter "grapefruit" beer or some random shit that tastes like someone's left a bunch of coins in a glass of water overnight. Beer is an aquired taste and you first get used to the flavour then start liking it.Nothing wrong with being a cider drinker though, just don't be known as someone who only drinks the ultra sweet alchopop ones like pic related (although I've never known anyone who can actually get to the end of one of these without finding it way too sickly)
>>22023090After over a decade of excessively drinking everything from the most rancid liquors to the most premium ones, I've settled on vodka lemon drop cocktails. Don't waste your time anon. Drink stuff that tastes good and fresh.
>>22023154this. maybe he'll get it when he grows up
>>22023090sample size too small, have another
>>22023090>drink beer>feel fucking fantasticgotta be at least 18 to post here, kid.
>>22023228beer isn't bitter.
>>22023217>>22023326>estrogeny'all still believe this, huh?uncanny.fun fact: estrogen didn't build the pyramids, beer drinkers did.
>>22023543>the fact you gotta bloat your belly with gallons of liquid to feel same buzz of like 6 shots of vodka>factyou want fact?let's do fact.6 shots = 6 beers6 * 12oz. = 72oz.gallon is 128oz.the fact is that you're a liar and hyperbolist.
>>22023675Beer during the building of the pyramids was way different. More like kvass. Less estrogen
>>22023090When I quit caffeine I craved the bitter taste of coffee so much that I started drinking non-alcoholic beer just to have something that was bitter.
Try squeezing a wedge of lime onto your beer.
>>22023726zesty
>>22023090you wouldn't drink beer with no hops
>>22023090Try a long drink. Low alcohol content like beer but actually tastes good.
allow me to introduce myself(it has to be the tall aluminum bottles, yes)
>>22023203no man. that's the caesar.
>>22024298maybe, idk, never tried it. Looks a bit queer.
>>22023674>beer isn't bitter.It is, that's the whole point of hops. They're even called "bittering hops" in the context of brewing. Beer without hops has a faint sickly sweet taste that's unpalatable to most people and the bitterness from the hops is what makes it taste refreshing. If your palate is properly developed then you enjoy bitter foods/drinks like coffee, tea, beer, vegetables, etc. Many people have stunted palates from growing up eating processed and overly sweetened food though
>>22023090This is the smoothest beer I've ever had. It's loaded with sodium though.
>>22023090Alcohol in general is just a way for them to sell you flavored water for a huge markup
>>22023090Many such cases, the only mainstream alcoholic drinks that taste worse than beer is absolutely fucking foul "reused fruit mash vodka" level slop from eastern/southern Europe. Sure you can go even worse by dropping the "mainstream" qualifier, if you seek out illegal chinese fermented pig uterus moonshine or someshit.>>22023815Based lonkero enjoyer
>>22023090The dilemma of every 17-year oldOnce you get older and your taste buds change you'll enjoy grown up things
>>22023090just keep drinking until you are addicted then it will "taste good".
>>22023243tastelet love beer.
>>22023090The thing about beer is you have to try it on a hot day when you're thirsty.Like so thirsty you could drink your own warm piss and like it because the reward of immediate hydration completely nullifies and overpowers your actual sense of taste. That is when you instead try drinking a cold beer.
>>22024385>Many people have stunted palates from growing up eating processed and overly sweetened food thoughcan this be fixed?
>>22024549Yeah stop eating fat and sugar so much
It's barley tea with floral scents that contains depressants. Some people like that. Hell, a lot of people like that. But your dislike of it could very well be age related and sensitivity to fermentation. One of the reasons is that your palate tends to shift away from sweeter foods and more towards bitter flavors as you age. And fermentation is a great way to reduce sugar-content in a food while improving bitterness.On a similar not if you're not initiated, this is also what people refer to with "Dry"ness in drinks. It's usually in reference to how much of the sugar is left after fermentation. Bitterness is just something that people like from time to time. And it's something you should expose yourself to periodically for no reason other than to test yourself and understand how your own palate evolves.
>>22023217>Drinking estrogen waterfriendless zoomer meme. all the alcoholics i know would outwork your frail limpwristed ass
>>22024645I'm 35 and work with a lot of alcoholics. Trust me, they don't work very hard and most aren't wanted on the job site. 1/10 are okay. 1/100 are the anomaly. I'd still take a sober guy over them any day
>>22023090>mid beer, especially lagerICE COLD. If taste offends you or its lower quality, the solution is always just over freezing.
>>22024659>I'd still take a sober guy over them any dayanyone would. i just want to dunk on the zoomer peddling their zoomer memes. the only people who are worried about estrogen in beer are people that don't drink it.
I drink beer for the effect and cost effectivenessClean taste is important tooI mostly appreciate Jap beer for a clean finish, although I would drink Michelob a lot because it's the closest thing to water in that categoryAlso>tfw just tried Cutwater for the first time[spoiler]It's fucking cancer and I understand why it's gaining popularity[/spoiler]
>>22023090You'll get it someday, bud.>>22024615OP doesn't deserve your effortpost.
>>22024773Nah, them clearly being young is the best reason to give effort posts.
>>22024789people here don't care about receiving unsolicited advice. if anything it usually has the opposite reaction and they double down harder.
>>22024807Meh, OP isn't throwing a tantrum. He responded honestly in >>22023106, and I thought that was worth an effort post.
>>22024706>tfw just tried Cutwater for the first timeYou got to ice them down aggressively. They're syrupy otherwise.
>>22024789>>22024849Despite the fact that I still think your effortpost is wasted on OP, effortposts are appreciated by the lurkers who are actually the majority here. Thanks, anon.
Liquor > BeerEnd the thread
