What is the most repulsive thing you've eaten?
asparagus
KFC
one time I was eating nerds in an armchair and dropped one between my legs. I grabbed it without looking and throw it in my mouth. It was a chunk of cat litter.
DEEZ NUTZ!! HA! Got eem!Oh wait
Creamed Spinach.It was so vomit inducing that it made me reconsider all steak house culture.
>>22025723your mom's vagina
One time they served us meatloaf in kindergarden and I puked. I still can't eat it to this day.
>>22025723Cottage cheese
All kinds, but especially the yellow.
>>22025723offals are up there but I remember one thing my mother in law made when she was on a diet and forcing all of us to follow it as well. She basically sliced up some cucumbers and pan "fried" it with margarine. It was the most vile, repulsive thing I've ever put in my mouth. Slimy, warm and bitter... I can still taste it 25 years later.
>>22025782You've been married for 25 years???
>>22025782how was the offal prepared?i like braised and stewed giblets
>>22025785sorry I meant step mom, the correct term got lost in translation.
>>22025723pussy
>>22025795one time it was liver pate can't remember what kind of liver, wasn't disgusting but I didn't like it. The other time I was at a friend's place and their dad made some pork kidneys. The whole house smelled like piss. He offered us some and I refused.
>>22025803i wouldnt eat pork kidneys either. plain pate is pretty metalluc tasting yeah, needs more to balance
>>22025803>>22025813yeah pate tastes like canned cat food. Nasty shit.
Sardine shake
>>22025723fish sour cabbage rolls
>>22025781it's not great by itself but i like using it in sauces and dressings
Imitation crab.Imagine eating imitation chicken that is made from pulverized, dyed and flavoured tilapia with filling.
>>22025723Chicken.
>>22025747dude
peach, mango, passionfruithate those fruits. vommed in my friends car trying a 99 peach
>>22025866you already posted this in the imitation crab thread
Went to a sketchy japanese place some years back and ordered some sushi. Everything they brought out was like hotter than room temperature even if it should be served cold and the colors looked off. Said fuck it and bit into an eel roll only to find that it hadn't been properly deboned and tasted like a pet store. Only place where I've ever got up and left without paying. Was sick for two days.
Sheep brain battered and fried, way too creamy
>>22025747Fuck that
>>22025723Bad/cheap caviar. Smells and tastes like unwashed pussy.
>>220257237-11 pizza"Dubai chocolate" sugar-free syrup
>>22026022I ate some 7-11 pizza on a road trip that was delicious and have never had it again since
your dads dick
Moldy hot dog bunsI took a few bites and it tasted a little off but whatever so I kept going.It then started to taste really off so I checked and found mold.
Fake maple syrup
>>22026067I ate so much moldy bread as a kid that I had to learn that it wasnt normal when I became older
>>22025782>She basically sliced up some cucumbers and pan "fried" it with margarine.
Okra. Thinking about it makes me queasy.
Octopus.
>>22025723Period pussy...?Unclean ass...?
>>22025747oh.
>>22025747In my country empty or near empty beer cans are commonly used as ashtrays, and typically placed near the cans we're currently drinking. The problem with them being near empty is when you're not looking and pick the wrong one up you can feel the liquid and it doesn't click that you picked the ashtray up. You can guess what happened.
>>22025723those Mexican "Lucas" """"""""candy""""""""any raw animal flesh, whether fish or meat
>>22026194Reminds me of that time I made a bong out of a Gatorade bottle, used it for a few days so it was smelly and gross. Grabbed it in the dark thinking it was my drink and took a large gulp.
>>22026194i would have posted this but ive never followed through with swallowing it. instinct has always kicked in and instant spat it out, usually in a violent projectile sprayalso thats not a specific country thing, nearly empty beer cans are used for spit and cigarette ash near universally
>>22025723licorice...
>>22025775drizzle honey on it and the contrast makes it amazing
>>22026177nobody does that. zoomers have taught you wrong on purpose. as a joke.
>>22025769Grow up
>>22025723Undercooked perogis. The word alone is enough to make me feel ill now.
>>22025723Tripas, hands down, and I very much doubt there is anything worse.
>>22025747>cat people>>22025723Durian
Dip spit. Thankfully it was my own. Have done it several times..
>>22025747
>>22025723Your mom's nether
>>22026385
>>22025723Japanese seafood.
Raw scallop
caviar
A Vietnamese hooker’s pussy
>>22026194>it doesn't click that you picked the ashtray up. You can guess what happened.I wil admit something, I once confused sucking air with the cigarette with taking a sip. Yep lit cig got down the throat and all.
>>22027681somebody's cranky
>>22025723I took a sip of latte with parmesan once and almost vomited on the spot. It's hard to imagine a combo of edible food products with synergy that appalingly terrible. And the taste lingered for the rest of the day too, and it was a long day at a theme park. But my gf at the time didn't seem to mind it.
My parents got this stunning recipe from somewhere where you mix rice with grapefruit as a side to (some meat).I sat at that table for so long that the F1 race was over that sunday by the time I was done eating.I will never forgive them.
>>22027681I have never seen a willing vagina, only hookers and accidents.
>>22025723Chitterlings/ChitlinsSmelled like anus and tasted the same. I bit one before I spit it out and almost threw up
About 40 years ago I starred i a well known cult film in which I was tasked with eating dog shit. It wasnt good but it wasnf as bad as I presumed going into it. Yes im, Divine and yes you may ask me questions.
>>22025723Oyster. Even worse than organ meats or snails.
>>22025723Snail
>>22028185what chain was it?
>>22029865It was literal dog shit. Fresh and warm having just been expelled
>>22025723Blue raspberry licorice I bought off Amazon. My fault for buying off Amazon I guess but I figured it's candy and from a big brand so it should be fine. Bag smelled amazing. Tasted horrific. If candy could go rotten, that's what it tasted like. No sugary taste, no blue raspberry taste. Very plasticky, very chemically. Like I was chewing on one of those little pucks you put in a dishwasher.
>>22029870>It was literal dog shit.i got thatso chain which was it?
>>22029885Some type of poodle breed I believe. Its been so long
I ate whale blubber and it was pretty intense, I probably wouldn't eat it again. Although it didn't make me spew
>>22025723Jellied eels. It's literally jellied brine with bone-in tasteless fish. It's like eating the sea.
>>22025723I ate mayonaisse in green, purple and white at the tax service where I used to work. At vechicle tax. On some raw meat. It was the most foul thing I ever ate.
> Stouffers creamed spinach> Stouffers mac> Those weird stuffed salmons from Sam's club> Diet soda> Splenda/sucralose/weird sugar free sweeteners
>>22030316Im drunk, ill be specific, it was white with purple mayoniasse on raw meat. It was so foul, so awfully foul, I still regard it as the most foul thing I ever ate.
>>22025972Yeah, and I even told him a better analogy is using chicken to make imitation duckGet it together >>22025866
>>22030325Why though? Like who made it and why did you eat it lol
Was really poor in University, the only things I had on hand were pickles, a bag of rice, and some vegetable oil. >form golf ball sized rice balls>stuff with chopped pickles>deep fryIt tasted so bad I just decided to go hungry that night. Weirdest part is that it actually looked pretty good on the outside.
>>22030337My work took me out to the restaurant in Roosendael at the central station. I ate it because i felt obligated, I thought who gives a fuck.
>>22030343why didn't you cook the rice and eat it with salt/pepper and eat the pickles on their own.
>>22025723sea cucumber. I was around 8 or 9 and it was my best friend's dad weekend to have him over (divorced) so he took us out to this fancy Chinese place, I was really looking forward to it as I had been there the previous year with my own parents and loved the Peking duck with those little pancake things. But for some reason he ordered sea cucumber and I was laughing thinking to myself 'who the hell wants to eat that floppy shit', but out of nowhere the dad says I have to eat a portion of sea cucumber if I wanted to have the Peking duck. My parents always drilled it into me that I have to eat whatever the host serves to be polite so I sucked it up and chowed down on it. The texture, the taste, the appearance everything about it was disgusting and I had a hard time choking it down, it was so bad I remember crying a little and feeling ashamed about it. It was so disgusting it completely killed my appetite and I didn't have any of the duck afterwards, just sat quietly until the dinner had passed and took the bus home on my own instead of going to Laser Tag as planned. Picrel is what it looked like. Still to this day is my worst food related memory, fuck sea cucumber.Distant second to that: around 15 years later I was clipping my nails into a bowl, completely forgot about it and used the same bowl later that day to make instant noodles, only realized as I felt the wrong texture of it in my mouth. I was skyping my gf at the time and could see her esteem of me drop as I explained why I was spitting noodles all over my desk.
>>22026194kek I've done this as well, once you're shitfaced it really is inevitable if no one is taking the empties/ashtrays out as the night progresses.
at my high school grad party, a cousins aunt or whatever brought a mayo potato salad but it had apples in it. thought i was biting into uncooked potatoes and they were covered in mayo.
>>22028185did you get a decent payday for that? Did you build up to being in a position where you'd consider doing such a thing or were you relatively normal and made the jump to shit eating out of nowhere?
>>22030383a nutrient poor diet hampered his ability to think straight, I've been there.
>>22025723My dads creampie
>>22025723Dried pita chips. The oil used to fry them must have been rancid or something because I ate a bag and then an hour later I had intense food poisoning and puked my guts out, that was decades ago and I still have reattempted nor will I reattempt, even looking at a bag of pita chips now makes me start to feel sick
>>22028185How's the wifi in hell
>>22028185Pink Flamingos (1972). John Waters was impossibly fucking based.>Yes im, Divine and yes you may ask me questionsHow did you post this if you died in 1988? Did someone hook a ouija board up to the internet?
>>22028111My mom liked to eat rice mixed with canned mandarin oranges, because she read somewhere it was super healthy and great. I tried it once, and it was disgusting...
>>22030346DamnI'm still baffled at what the fuck that dish was supposed to be
>>22026177>Period pussyjust vile an actual biohazard>Unclean assdepends what definition of unclean youre using
>>22025723improperly prepared fried catfish formed into balls that tasted like pure mud.DISGUSTING MULTIPLIER: this was a rural school lunch i had one time 25 years ago.
>>22025723I once got it in my head that slow cooked kale with mango and pineapple in it would be good
Magic Spoon cereal
>>22025723OP's mom.
>>22025723A lot of cheeses definitely take the top of the list. The consistency more than the taste and stank even.
Was dared to eat fried spider in Vietnam. Tasted like someone dumped spices on truck stop pussy. Disgustingly fishy. Biting into the abdomen was like biting into a giant pimple
>>22031712>locals egg on tourist to eat disgusting regional dish that no local actually enjoysa tale as old as time, fancy some surstrommig?
>>22030387Lol I can see why that dude got divorced
i ate fish head once, the guy that cooked them didnt say that you were just suppose to eat the meat and there wouldnt be a lot. i assumed just eat everything.ended up eating a gill. it wasnt tough or chewy, it was just tasted gross and spongy.
>>22030942>My mom liked to eat rice mixed with canned mandarin orangeswtf my mom did this as well in the early 00s, maybe they read it in some Reader's Digest or something. Those canned mandarines are delicious on their own though.
>>22025723I once bought this vegetable flavored candy from a Japanese grocery store out of pure curiosity. The bag had two flavors, apple and lemon, with a filling of some kind. I can’t read JP, so I couldn’t tell you exactly what it was, but the ingredients sticker on the back listed carrot, tomato, spinach, kabocha, I think? Whatever it was flavored with, the filling was starchy and solid rather than something gooey.The outside was just kinda mid. Generic artificial lemon and a slightly off Fuji apple. Once I reached the filling it was pure horror. It didn’t taste like vegetables, it tasted like vomit— super acidic with an off taste reminiscent of vegetables that I assume was supposed to be savory, but it felt like I was eating compost.Again, it was this weirdly starchy, (I assume) soy-based block infused with dehydrated vegetables. Whatever it was, it coated your tongue and the flavor stuck around even after I spit it out. Haven’t seen the packaging anywhere since. I’ve even tried to find it online by googling the brand— no dice.
>>22031893Are you sure you didn't suck on an instant soup bouillon cube?
>>22025745Picrel was the only time I almost threw up because of the food, that sauce tasted straight up like liquid plastic, fucking rancid shit
4 month fermenting squash trimmings because my boss forced the newest employee to taste it
>>22025723Spiced crickets. They might have been better dead.
>>22025723I have an ability to smell if potatoes are even the slightest bit green, and like 25% of chicken tastes rotten to me. any time I get low quality chicken it is super fucking disgusting no matter how it was prepared, it takes like how I would imagine used dishwater and gym socks tastes. it really is something in the butchering process because Tyson is bad for it, Purdue farms is really bad for it, but if I get local butchered or organic chicken the rate of it happening is incredibly low.
>>22025723corean silkworm bugshttps://www.youtube.com/embed/HvcpI1ANz4Qand CCP china green onions bread.
>>22025723Chilimac made with Hormel, beanless chili and Kraft Mac'n'Cheese. Any chilimac is vile, but that shit was demonic.
>>22025981traditionally sushi and riceballs were rolled with freshly cooked sushi rice and rolled up with warm human hands.
>>22030343get batter or bread crumbs(steal or ask from a bakery). cover the sliced pickles with them, and deepfry.cook the rice with pickle juice. make into rice balls.viola, veggie tempura with riceballs. steal soya sauce for taste.
>>22025723black olives
>>22025799this
>>22025723I was taking meds with a 2 years expiration date. After a while they gave me nausea and made me vomit violently. I was rushed to the ER twice until I realized what was the root of the problem. lmaoNo food ever did this to me, so yeah, it has to be this.
>>22033013And the nausea, that shit was something out of this fucking planet. I've never experienced something like it. It was like if my eyeballs were being shifted to the back of my head.
>>22028185Good to hear from you Divine
Natto. Fucking disgusting. Tried it in Japan once and threw up later that night.
>>22026194You’re supposed to shake it first and listen if you hear the carbonation, dumbass. Rookie error.Not cigarettes but I’ve made that mistake at least once with old half-full beer cans and gotten a mouthful of chunky mold.
>>22025723County jail food
A few days ago I tried the Durian lays chips I ordered. They had a sickly sweet aroma but were slightly sour to taste. I like regular durian but these were like a mindfuck, I could see someone hurling after eating a few.
>>22025723San Francisco bay sea urchin. It tasted like industrial plant run off
my wife is white but was adopted by vietnamese, first time i met her family they were all super chill and very nice. we were eating dinner and they kept pressuring me to eat an egg roll dipped in this purple paste, i wanted to be nice so i tried it and i gagged so bad. it tasted like you scraped the underside of a pier and put it on an egg roll. awful. they were all laughing and it was all in good fun ofc but i will never eat the evil purple shrimp paste ever again.
I had some fish roe once that were all bitter.That's what I can remember as being the worst off the top of my head. I am not very picky.Maybe liver paste but it's been so many years.
>>22025723One time I was at a party and my friend put down a beer can that was full or cigarette ash and dip spit right next to mine and I took a big swig of it thinking it was the last little bit of my beer. It caused me to instantly throw up but thankfully I was outside at the time.
>>22025723my boyfriend's unwashed sweaty fat ass.... usually he takes to wash beforehand but NOT this time!!(over)ripe durian cream cake is a strong second: this was extremely nauseating, even my bf's family (who looooves this stupid fruit didn't finish the cake)
>>22025723scrambled eggs from a hotel breakfast in london, i was in awe how they managed to make non burnt scrambled eggs repulsive
>>22025723There's been a few times I'd make a sandwich at 4AM in complete darkness only to find out I ate moldy bread the following day.
swedish cuisine
black olivesroot beer for drink
>>22030946>mayo tartare
>>22025723ur mom
cockroach...back during my undergrad year was at a kick back and a cockroach crawled next to me and went belly up...I picked it up in a drunken daze and a friend challenged me to eat it for $5 dollars...I raised it to $20...the crunchy mushiness was gross...
>>22035956but grosser than that was my ex at the time: she wiped the wrong direction. >go clubbing, things going hot and heavy>get back to dorms>make our session escalating >go down on her, removing panties>amazon_forest.exe>the pubic hair has full on howler monkies in that shit, like canopy levels of density>can't stop now, close eye's and dive in>notice that there's hard particles in my munch session...doesn't taste good>open eyes...>brown flecks spread out the woolen structure>it's shit...dried up shit>boner.exe failed...I can't go down on a woman anymore, even if she's shaved....
i've not had anything particularly bad but if there's one thing that put me off it for life, it's when i was much younger and my parents made vegetable stewnothing was wrong with it, i just took a big spoonful of what i thought was a chunk of potato and it was actually a large piece of leekthe texture was so completely unlike what i expected to have in my mouth that i had to rush into the kitchen to spit it outnever had leek since, not even non-boiledi did finish the rest of the bowl though
Extremely crappy homemade (and probably expired) kashk. Tasted like crumbly dry vomit. I don't mind it when it's well made.
mouldy watermelontook a bite, tasted slimy and sour, turned it around and the entire bottom half was mouldvommed all over myself
>>22025723Meatballs with grape jellybeans folded inside of them
stinky tofu from a hudan restaurantI immediately started salivating like I was gonna vomit just smelling itthen my friend was like "bro it tastes 100x better than it smells" and I took a bite and it tasted exactly like sewageeven the very tiny asian woman was like "you sure? it's kinda gross" when he ordered it
>>22033013What meds?
>>22025723Mouldy chicken katsu curry.. barf
>>22025723My mom's spaghetti and my sister in law's risotto. She doesn't even use risotto rice, she thinks sticky rice is just regular rice cooked in to a mushy mess.
>>22033170This right here. I've been in the drunk tank a few times and I don't know how they do it. EVERYTHING they serve you is awful and wrong somehow. Worst food I've ever had and I am NOT picky.
>>22025723basically anything involving beetrootliterally the nigger of vegetables
Generic munchbox takeaway thing from a local takeout. Tasted fine but oh god I felt like I was dying later with the shitsNearly felt like bricking the cunt's windows for it, was that bad, decided againstKarma works though, a few years later a car crashed into their store front, they're gone now kek
>>22025723>Was outside eating raspberries when I was a kid (country kid).>Really liked raspberries, wolfing them down, picking fast, eating fast.>Evidently one had a stink bug on the back that I didn't notice until I bit into it.>Didn't take long to spit it out and give up eating raspberries for that day. If I remember right, it was gross, but didn't taste as bad as they smell. But was still bad.
>>22029865I spotted which fast food chain is missing, what prize do I get?
>>22025723edamame spaghetti
>>22031347Once I was really high and wanted to make a noodle dish. So I made top ramen with blueberries, coconut and seasoning packet because I thought it was very "chefy"Halfway through it sobered up and realized how fucking awful it was.
I once cooked rotten chicken and actually ate some of it because I had literally no other food, it was late at night so nothing was open, and I was starving. At every single stage of preparing it smelled bad (even while frozen) and only got worse as I cooked it but I still took four or five bites, each more nauseating than the last. I gave myself food poisoning obviously and was the sickest I've ever been in my entire life for about 3 days.
>>22026177I once dated a girl who, despite being relatively hot, was just vile. She would never wear underwear but also would wear the same pants for days in a row. No joke, the inside crotch would look like someone sneezed into it. Fucking crazy shit and she wondered why she always got UTIs. Anyway, I'd go down on her all the time and somehow her pussy had like zero smell or taste and her ass was the same, played with it all the time and never had anything gross happen. Dated a different girl who was very sanitary and clean and she would smell pretty potent after a single day of not showering and her butt was basically off limits for similar reasons. Weird stuff, I dined upon all aforementioned holes anyway.
>>22038853that does sound dire
>>22025781>t.
>>22038993Can confirm. I was the first girl (male).
A bad batch of these burritos where all of the filling tasted like sour cream.
>>22026022>7-11 pizzaI've had pizza that wasn't good, but 7-11 pizza is the only one that I ever actively regret eating. I find the oil stomach churning.>>22029887>asked about chain>mentions dog breedSo a Chinese place?
>>22025828How's it going, Rusty?
>>22040606I don't get the reference
Philopino food
>>22040773>Philopino
>>22025747I had this happen with a piece of dropped popcorn and a rabbit turd. Rabbit dropping are basically just dry hay, so could've been worse.
>>22037133I think I'd try to tough it out until posting bond after hearing George Santos' prison kitchen stories. It's all horribly expired canned food mixed with mold and rancid oil from lack of hygiene.
>>22025723Vegemite, a friend of mine brought it back from Australia, I'm from Italy, I knew what it was that it was salty but after trying it even like Australians do, with butter and some 'mite. It tasted for me like soy sauce but x10 and was disgusting for me, thrown out that slice after a second bite.I don't say it's shit for everyone, it taste like shit for me.
>>22040819>things that didn't happen
>>22040836>vegemite>like soy sauce but x10Pretty accurate. I don't like overly salty thing in general. >I'm from ItalyPeople adding overly salty pasta water for homeopathic traces of starch instead of just a pinch of starch should be euthanised too.
>>22025723I recognize that vomit. That's tubgirl's diarrhea
>>22025723I was working at this really fancy hotel and one day while doing breakfast we had to serve this freak ass vegan family and for some reason,my chef had to buy vegan sausages for them.The most disgusting thing I have ever tasted,it smelled like smegma and tasted just like it smelled. I actually felt uncomfortable cause I am pretty sure that's what dick tastes like,it remains the only edible thing I have spat out.Don't remember the brand.
>>22040934>freak ass vegan familyDo you even make money with fags like that if you have to buy food for them and have to cook everything separately?
>>22040710https://youtu.be/Y11eKWeB5Ek?si=i_-xxHpTucoNReWzMy mistake, it was sardine soda, I'm retarded. Either way, both sound truly vile
>>22041002Yeah, I had the sardine shakes for breakfast for a few months during my keto phase in ~2022. Doubt I could stomach it at this point
>>22041004Yeah I don't blame you. As much as I love sardines, the taste in liquid form alone would be enough to make me gag. But, hey, as long g as it worked.
>>22026141okra, hominy and eggplant are my three instavomit foods
>>22041005I added flavoured protein powder, so the sardine taste was masked somewhat. Not enough for the shakes to be enjoyable though
>>22040969I would imagine if it’s a real ritzy place they do special accommodations for people fairly regularly but charge them up the ass for it, like I would assume they tack the commodities on the bill for their stay at a 200% inflation of whatever they had to pay for said product plus maybe some sort of service charge even.
>>22039302he trashed Bam's car over that
>>22025723sardines, I still eat it occasionally because health benefits and shit.
>>22025723A grilled cheese sandwich which I usually love, but with some vile weird tomato sauce on it. That traumatized me as a kid.Store bought lasagna for in the microwave. It was mostly the smell making me want to unload my stomach. That shit was fucking disgusting.
>>22025723That time I took a swig out of the pepsi can my dad was putting his joint butts in.
>>22025723>recognize that "vomit"
>>22025723I made sausage gravy biscuits once and was trying to figure out why it tasted sour. I ate like 2 pounds of it and later realized the sausage was rotten.
>>22025723Vanilla cake from Sam'sExpired dairyGreek yogurtWoody chicken
>>22044955Literally there is no thing on this earth worse, more sour and putrid than expired ground turkey though
I gag when I smell that garbage
>>22026194This happened once during a bbq at my house. Everyone was ashing their cigs into an empty brown beer bottle and one of my friends who was drunk sat down, grabbed the ashtray bottle, took a big swig from it and had a very puzzled face before he spewed all over the grass
>>22028160This is mine as well. I was in a foreign country having lunch and my table ordered a big plate of fried chitterlings and I had no idea what they were. My host insisted I eat them because he said I would love it and as soon as I started chewing I knew I was eating some kind of offal. I went to translate the dishes name on my phone and decided to wait until after the meal in case it was something nasty, which is exactly what it turned out to be
>>22025723In the summer we use elderberry flowers to create a lemonade-esque drink, the final product has a yellowish tint, akin to the colour of white wine.One day I opened the fridge door and was disappointed to see we had run out - but lo! A single glass of the drink was resting on the shelf in a translucent glass. I reached for it, parched, taking a deep swig, swallowing most of the liquid in a single gulp. The truth was, in the glass was around six egg whites in place of my sweet syrup, which I had thus downed.Perhaps not the most disgusting overall - as I dont find raw eggs repulsive - but the contrast between whet I had expected and ultimately got was so stark I remember it to this day vividly.
>>22045850sounds fake, six egg whites don't just randomly show up in your fridge like that
>>22045860My dad also almost drank egg whites once.
>>22045860My mother must've used the yolks for another meal. It was very unusual for there to be a glass of eggwhites in the fridge however, hence my surprise.
>>22038952Sometimes you just gotta learn the hard way, anon.
UnderbergIt's like a mouthful of dirt and leaves
>>22025723Medium rare chicken at a golden corral in rural missouriUndercooked turkey at a Thanksgiving lunch my company hosted Both times got food poisoning and was sick for 3-4 days.
>>22027351This. Lumpfish and feeling brave later I tried roe.Lumpfish was just weird but Roe made me beg for mercy and the dry heaving wouldn't stop for 40 minutes. The next day my voice was but a rasp. I've tried dog food as well but it at least stayed down.
Not my story but when I was a boy my mother had made a seafood boil. Everyone seemed to enjoy it but swconds after eating an oyster my mother ran straight to the bathroom. I mean she really booked it. It actually scared the shit out of me and I can't eat oysters to this day. I don't remember if they were bad or what but its just awful seeing your parent run and suffer like that.
>>22030387was it your friend or the dad that ordered it? either way the divorce makes sense
I tried making Cobra's mead in honour of his death. I followed his instructions to the t. I thought I was about to die.
>>22038952>hmmm do I wait 6 hours for a restuarant to open?>or should I make a poor decision?How are you alive? No I don't mean in spite of the chicken. I mean from an inability to follow the single most consistant rule that's ever existed? Do mot eat the spoiled dead thing!
>made nachos>basically a plate of doritos with tostinos cheese dip microwaved on >start eating>feel something on my face>touch it and pull at it>long black hair in my mouth and half down my throat>i have short brown hairI threw the entire plate of food away. There's something about dairy that's already unpleasent and having something like someone else's hair in it is so upsetting. Its happened to me with the nachos, Ice Cream, Pizza. Everytime its just so awful.
>>22046182>I've tried dog food as well but it at least stayed down.
>>22025723Unironically Broccoli>inb4 picky eaterI used to eat that shit all the time as a kid along with broccoli and cheese soup but ever since I stopped caring for it.Another thing I can't stand nowadays is dubai chocolate pistachio doesn't taste good with chocolate and reminds me of eating grass
>>22046253That nigga made a snail burrito with cat food and farted on it. Making anything he made is always a recipe for disaster. No pun intended.
>>22046211The dad ofc, my friend just looked as pained as I was that this was happening. Being 9 we forgot all about it after the weekend was over but his dad used to be a dick like this pretty often. >>22031747The divorce happened because we saw his mom making out with a guy in his office parking lot and innocently talked about it at dinner when I was 7, so maybe it was misplaced revenge in a way.
>>22030387This is the sort of post I came in here to readGodspeed you magnificent bastardMade my day
>>22030387Bro... they're literally known for shitting out their entire intestine and being basically a large penis. Thats so fucked.
I was at an Izakaya about six months ago with a few buddies and we'd ordered some Edamame as table snacksEdamame are basically just peas still in their pod served with a bit of salt.As we get more drunk, I keep picking up more Edamame to eat and as I put them in my mouth I realize there's no peas left in the pod I'm chewing on. I look down and realize I've been picking them off the waste plate we had used to put our discarded edamame pods on
>>22028185Stop lying. That’s not the worst thing you put in your mouth you fucking faggot boomer
I tried eating an overripe Noni fruit in darwin and it was utterly FOUL. literally no bullshit it smelled and tasted like rotten cheese dick smegma gym socks. Utterly disgusting. And one time I was eating a bag of chips by my bed, went to sleep, woke up and went to grap some chips in the dark... put a handful in my mouth and the whole bag was utterly swarming with ANTS! I literally put like 20 fucking live ants in my mouth and bit and ate into them. It was so acrid and bitter and foul and what A DISGUSTING WAY to wake up. But the worst has to be San Pedro cactus. You take like a foot of cactus, blend it to snot, boil it for hours, strain it, and try swallow it. It's just so disgusting, so utterly disgusting. It's so hard to describe but your body just KNOWS its toxic poison and EVERY time after about 45 min to an hour you will VIOLENTLY emesis your guts out. Its truly foul and not even food really.
>>22045850Pops friend threw a cream soda across the room cause he didn't look at what he grabbed from the fridge and was expecting beer..
My son's placenta. Some culture's allow you to eat it after the baby is born. It tastes like shit and crap. Oddly enough the foreskin tasted a lot better
>>22025723I tried making Tepache recently.Followed the recipes online to the letter.The end result tasted ... alright i guess.But the SMELL! Like water dripping out of a dumpster!I had to pour it all out.
>>22047855Is that like kombucha? Some sort of fermented drink?
>>22047862Yeah, it's made with the skin & core bits of a pineapple that you'd typically throw out after cutting one iup
>>22046279I was a retarded cooklet and had just started living on my own, I assumed I could just overcook the shit out the spoiled meat and kill the bad stuff out of it and it would be fine lol. It was not fine.
>>22025723That time I was drinking coffee and then swallowed a fly, and biting it once. It was worse than it sounds.
>>22025723Bengali kanji riceBasically it's a porridge made of fermented riceThey eat it with dried fish paste and other pastesThe pastes were not an issue but the kanji was too overwhelming for me and it fills up your mouth with the fermented smellThe taste will take some time to grow on me
>>22048224At least you didn't die and presumably learnt your lesson lmao
>>22048227Did you swallow a spider next?
>>22046919That's not even remotely disgusting.
>>22025723On Christmas morning my mom once ate a "color by numbers" paint pellet thinking it was a displaced m&m.
>>22025723Unripe, green starfruit. Most bitter thing I ever ate.
>>22026022Rather have 7-11 pizza over Quiktrip Hot Dogs
>>22025723Gull
>>22050145Jesus man, may as well eat some plastic bottle caps with a side of parasitic worms
Kholodets. Every slavic woman since then has told me that I am merely confused and the issue is that I just haven't tried her own family recipe.
my dad made some kind of mashed potatoes with raw onions in it and I remember crying as he wouldn't let me leave the dinner table until i finished it
>>22025723https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E
>>22025723Taco bell
>>22050636I think slivered onion could have a place in mashed potato
>>22025723I've eaten jungle fruit worms, which is what most people would think is the most disgusting thing I've eaten but in reality, blue cheese is the most disgusting food I've tried to eat and I have no idea why anyone likes it.
Well I've had to swallow my pride a few times and it tastes fucking awful
>>22025723Recently, I had this thing called "Maze Udon" at a ramen shop, which is udon in a bolognese type sauce made from ground pork, Japanese BBQ sauce, fish sauce, and Chinese coriander. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever had and the smell alone was just enough to make you gag. I looked up the recipe and that's not what maze udon is supposed to be, it's a yakisoba dry noodle recipe.
>>22050648Nah I love blue cheese it absolutely shags arse
>>22050718How'd it taste compared to crow?
>>22025723Rice at school lunch. accompanied with some sort of jeetslop. The rice was brownish and crunchy making chewing mandatory, and the overall heap of filth was dry which made the ordeal last even longer. But I had to ingest it for its nutrients were necessary for my survival. The thing was consumed. I still feel ashamed by this event. If god exists, it is malevolent.
pizza, that stuff is awful
>>22025723Human feces
>>22051149Almost as bad as my hat but not as bad as my own words.
>>22051221Pics or it didn't happen.
>>22025723Me and my friend in primary school traded food one time. I gave him like two granola bars for his cheese sandwich. It tasted so fucking disgusting I remember instantly dry heaving before I got to chew it. It tasted like stale cheese mixed with rancid margarine.>>22025747I'm hungover after spending a night of texting people blind drunk and this still manages to be the worst thing I've read all morning.
>>22028160Try soaking the chitterlings overnight in heavy cream and letting it sit in the fridge for a few hours.Imagine some sort of tres leches or like a savory tiramisu, delicious
>>22052117That sounds horrific
>>22025747This is why you don't keep animals in the house.
>>22025747least disgusting cat owner
>>22052226To be entirely fair dog owners will watch their dog eat a turd then let it lick their face and mouth
>>22052364Nice cope.
Ate a mouse meant for snakefood melted from the freezer as a dare. Disgusting as fuck but kept in after drinking a mouthful of vodkaAlso once ate a dead dry-ass frog that did not keep down
I made a steak. Seasoned it with garlic powder, salt, paprika, white pepper. Put it in an oiled pan and flipped it twice. Added some butter. Lowered the heat to medium and let it cook for five to seven minutes on each side. Then I took it out the pan. Put it on a plate to dry. Saw it was still very red. So I put it in the microwave for 2 minutes. Tried eating it. Thing was no longer a steak. Basically eating salty ashes with bits of fat.
>>22033069I have to try this once. I don't like beans, but it doesn't look bad. It will likely be similar to your experience though.>>22025723The worst has to be something moldy, other than that I once smelled kimchi and it smelled like literal shit so I passed on tasting it.
>>22025723Dulce de Camote -- sweet potato candy from Puebla, MX. I've never eaten earwax, but I'm pretty sure it would taste like these things.
>>22025723I had a kvass making phase a few years ago. There was batch in particular that I threw a few cacao nibs in with. It tasted like vomit and stuck around for a few hours.
>>22025723My wife's pussy
>>22053042I second that.
>>22025723frog
>>22051221>>22035969
>>22051186I can't anymore either. Any type of pizza comes out maybe an hour later. I don't know if I suddenly came down with lactose intolerence but its no longer staying downI'm this guy btw>>22046291
>>22052705He's not wrong anon
>>22053905Cat owners let the fucking creatures roam around jumping on everything a shedding their fur as they go. I'm not saying I hate cats but dogs are way more sanitary to keep around. And by the way dogs don't eat feces. They might give it a whiff but they know to turn away from it and mine will even try to "bury" it by kicking her back legs against it when it isn't hers. A cat licks its asshole, it's nuts, and gathers it all into a hairball
>>22054150>dogs dont eat fecesthe term is called Coprophagia and they do like other animals
>>22025723IDK what the most repulsive thing is but the tastiest thing was probably bleached hooker ass yummy!!!
>>22054150>dogs don't eat fecesthey regularly eat cat shit if its around lmao
>>22054150>And by the way dogs don't eat fecesThey definitely do, also you make it sound like dogs don't also shed all over the place.
>>22054150>dogs didn't eat fecesBull fucking shit. Are you one of those idiots that also believes that a bitch's own puppy won't breed her once he's old enough?
>>22054150>And by the way dogs don't eat feces.every dog I've ever owned has eaten shit, rolled in it even.
I'm not a very adventurous eater. Stuff that looks or smells bad, I get rid of. In fear of wasting food, I never order out of safe bets. Worst stuff I ever ate was kraft dinner. Never ate any while growing up (my mother would make mac and cheese from scratch, with beef, tomatoes, bell peppers and onions, and it was great. ), and it tastes so fucking fake. Like it's not real food. I know people who live for that shit. I don't understand.
>>22052364One of my relatives feeds their dog human food using the same fork they eat with, absolutely disgusting to me. This person also thinks refrigerated food is safe to eat if you microwave it occasionally, they’ll literally be eating tough dried out week old pork cutlet that they’ve microwaved several times in that week, and have the nerve to offer me some like it’s good eating.
For my husband, my vagina lolololol.Me? Sour cream.
>>22025747We're you eating hem on the floor next to the litter box? How does one get litter under them anywhere else?
>>22052705I can find hundreds of videos from different dog "people" doing exactly that. You're vile.
>>22025723When I was a teenager and interviewed for a job at Sheetz they told me to get myself a coffee from the self serve station (Newly implemented machines that grind the coffee fresh supposedly and make it to order, replacing the old system of having coffee pots out on burners) and I picked some random dark roast crap and it genuinely tasted like poison. Like I had been given a cup full of cleaning solution mixed with coffee or something. It burned the inside of my mouth despite not being that hot and it tasted like skunk spray. My mouth was sore and I couldn't taste anything for 48 hours after drinking it. I couldn't throw it away and didn't want to look rude during the interview so I just kept drinking it.
>>22054957There was a fish in the percolator!
Fucking Catfags ruined the thread as usual. Toxoplasmosis can't come soon enough
>>22039302Stop fuckin with me, woo doo
>>22056233
>>22040969They always find a way to squeeze money out of rich fags
>>22025723chicken poop when I was a kidI still remember the taste
>>22025723The only thing that consistently makes me puke is Dr pepper, ESPECIALLY in combination with chips
>>22056648Weird, I like Dr. Pepper, any idea what the deal is?Also I honestly don't drink soda much, only during gatherings or pizza parties, soda has too much sugar.
>>22056658No idea, maybe it's because I usually only drink water and tea + as a European, I don't really see Dr pepper a lot. Maybe it's the intensity of the taste and the sugar. But so far I tried it 3 times and I had to puke every time
pine resin thought it was honny
>>22056682Hahaha, I did that too once.Was in middle school and read something about the native americans chewing on it like gum.Ohh what an awful taste.
>>22025723Pig brain. I was disturbed making and eating it, it was too fat and the taste while not so bad it lingered for a long time.
This.Had a real authentic asian imported food store in the basement of the mall where I used to live about 15 years ago, and I was getting into tofu. I really enjoyed Marigold braised tofu which came in a tin, so when I saw RED tofu I was like, I have to get this.Got home and prepared a regular chinese meal using the tofu from the tin as though it was just regular tofu for eating. Didn't taste it at all during the whole cooking process because I was young and dumb.Finally sat down to eat and it was the most vile, absurdly salty thing I've ever attempted to eat. I had to throw the meal away, the taste got in to everything.Upon further research, I learned it's meant to be used sparingly as a dip.
Once I woke up thirsty and wasn't really awake, I used to be a dirty weed smoker so I had some 90% isopropyl lying around, I screwed off the cap and took a swing. It was more painful than gross as my tastebuds were immediately vaporized, I spat it out and my mouth was raw and numb for a few weeks after that.Also had a dedicated spit can in my cupholder that only got the dark yellowy smokers sludge spat into it, probably a good week of sitting in a hot car stewing, then I put my drink in the adjacent cupholder. Highway hypnosis kicks in and I take a big swing of the spit can, it was the most foul thing I've ever put in my mouth by far and I had to pull over to dry heave and wash my mouth out.
Shawarma off the streets of Thailand, food poisoning guaranteed
>>22025723Boiled eggs dipped in a sauce made of whisked hot sauce and mountain dew
