This little baby jar of mayonnaise is $3
fake mayonnaise
>>22030242That's not mayo
>>22030297>>22030289>mayonnaise ingredients: soybean oil>miracle whip ingredients: soybean oil
>>22030289>>22030297>erm, did you know white chocolate isn't ackshually chocolate?
>>22030242>larger container>high price per fl ozwhat kind of ghetto ass store do you shop at ???
1) Shitacle Whip is not mayonnaise2) that's your fault for shopping at Shartmart and3) not stocking up when sales bring it cheaper at other stores. We don't need mayonnaise right now but I think Kraft or Heinz (or both?; they're the same company) and Hellman's mayo are all $2.99-$3.99/big jar through Monday locally, there's a spend $15 on Kraft, Heinz, Oscar Mayer and Hellman's get $3 off and a buy three Kraft or Heinz condiments, get $3 more off. You could get 2 bottles of $1.67 mustard and a jar of $2.99 mayonnaise free with the condiments deal or 5 packages of OM hotdogs and get the mayonnaise free or mix and match the items you actually want to reach whichever threshold. While you can combine the two deals, the $15 threshold is based on your out of pocket spend so if you get three $1.67 bottles of Heinz mustard for $5.01 total, the $3 condiment deal triggers and only $2.01 will count towards the $15 deal if you want to go that route.This at Safeway/Albertsons stores throughout the US.>>22030303Poundcake is an omelette.>poundcake ingredients: beaten eggs and butter>omelette ingredients: beaten eggs and butter
>>22030308>Miracle vs Kraft>Gee I wonder why the prices are different????
>>22030303Humorously, when I buy "real, organic" mayonnaise from the store that doesn't have goyoil it tastes just like miracle whip.
>>22030345If your cooklet ass took 10 minutes to make some mayonnaise yourself if would taste a lot fucking better than miracle whip and you could choose your oil along with your eggs.
>>22030438>just take 30 minutes (factoring in cleanup time) to make mayo every time you want mayoI'll just spend a little more on non Goy-Material-Offal (GMO) mayo.
>>22030308I'm not sure why that happens sometimes but it could be that the squeeze bottles are more expensive than jars in this case. Small jars of mayo are always a lot more expensive per ounce even if the total cost is lower. It's really only worth it if you use a small amount of mayo and would never finish a big jar before it spoils. I've noticed with baked beans too that the small cans are only barely cheaper than the can that's twice as big, but if you're not going to finish a big can then it still wastes money to buy it even if the smaller can is so much more expensive per ounce.
>>22030242>paying to voluntarily eat poison
>>22030339um...
>>22030242
>>22030308One is a squeeze bottle retard
>>22030476Yeah different brands
>>22030339miracle whip is owned by kraft. it's the same product in different containers owned by the same company.
>>22030488see >>22030485
>>22030445>factoring in cleanup timeYou rinse off the immersion blender and toss the eggshells, that's it. There's nothing else to clean up when you make the mayo in the container you'll store it in. Don't know why I had to explain that to you.>every time you want mayoYou can easily whip up a batch that will last you around a month and keep that long, make it more neutral, then when you want a spicy mayo or an herbier mayo you just remove what you need from the container and put the extra stuff in there. With the herbier mayos this is 100% the way to go because then you can always get fresh herbs in there. Again why did I need to explain this man? You can just say you're lazy or stupid, there's no shame it's an anonymous imageboard. I'm lazy about other things I could be making myself and I'll 100% admit to it but there's really no excuse with something as fast and easy as mayo.
>>22030242that's not duke's
>>22030503>he keeps homemade mayo for a fucking monthRegale me with tales of your diarrhea, anon.
>>22030508Oh right, I forgot to mention I refrigerate it, since you needed that explained as well apparently. Buy more overpriced premade low-quality slop and leave actual food prep to your betters.
>>22030485same brand. same product. same owner. different containers.
>>22030514nta but that shit goes bad in three days max
>>22030242big whoop wanna fight about it?
>>22030514Nigga, if you're eating raw eggs a month later you've got problems.
>>22030519>3 days maxMaybe if you leave it uncovered on your kitchen counter bud. Living in a first-world country with widely-available refrigeration and safe drinking water is a game-changer.>>22030524Never once had a problem actually and I've done this for many years. If it smelled off at all then I would not bother and again I make a very neutral batch so any off smells or discoloration are easy to see. Some people do not know how to keep things well in the fridge. Keep it sealed when you're not using it and don't introduce other shit in there like dipping your dirty finger or a bit of bread in or anything.Do it once a week or so if it offends you, even if you did it weekly it's still barely any work at all, especially if you're making it in such small batches. Or just pasteurize the egg yourself if you're a bitch, the chances of salmonella are far lower than the chances of getting into a car accident on the way to the store.
>>22030530I'll bet a thousand dollars you've never kept homemade mayo for a fucking month and you're talking out your ass.
Why is this shit so disgustingly sweet?
>>22030536You'd lose that thousand buddy, I keep my homemmade creme fraiche that long too. If it's been about a month I'll toss them to be safe, though neither typically lasts that long because they are both much superior to the dogshit you're buying in stores.I'd double up and bet 2k that you could eat homemmade mayo fridge'd at 4 days and be fine but you're probably sweating just thinking about it because it doesn't have a corporation's name on the front.
>>22030242i know you have an agenda to push but you shouldnt pretend that sales and coupons dont exist. it's irresponsible.
>>22030547Nah, prove it. 30 days, document the entire process start to finish.
>>22030303Shut your fucking mouth. ANYONE that thinks miracle whip doesn't belong in animal feed or the garbage heap is a cretin that should be disallowed their right to breathe
>>22030551I could take a pic around that time but even if you were in the thread you'd just say that it wasn't the case for some delusional reason. I could take a pic daily and people would still say I was lying, people here are retarded and dug-in enough to assume that someone is using 3 laptops with different VPNs to samefag in an argument before they'd admit that more than one person on all of 4chan disagrees with them. People will do anything on here to avoid admitting they were wrong. I could timelapse film the fucking jar for a month and they'd just say it was AI or that I sterilized it with radiation or some shit.People like you for instance would rather start a 30-day mayo challenge than just admit the very simple fact that making your own is actually not that much work, cheaper, and tastier.But I'll make a batch in a day or two and 30 days from then I'll post it in whatever OC thread is up calling you specifically a retard, so try to be there.
>>22030561>words words wordsCope cope cope.
>>22030564>But I'll make a batch in a day or two and 30 days from then I'll post it in whatever OC thread is up calling you specifically a retard, so try to be there.You miss that part? You've got a month to come up with some dogshit excuse so make it a good one, cooklet.
>>22030552>>22030561stupid pseuds
>>22030564>slightly longer than typical posts with some spacing>words words wordsJesus Christ.He's just in a few examples predeicted that you won't keep your end of the bargain. Which we all know you won't. And if when it is time to pay up there will be a sudden "internet outage"...
>>22030577Nah, faggot is already moving goalposts because nobody with half a brain is eating month-old mayonnaise.
>>22030587>moving goalposts>anon uses terms he doesn't understandThat's when somebody argues for one thing initially and then for a different thing later. Where did I change my argument? I said I'd do it and take a pic, how is that any different from what I said before?
>>22030242In 1989, Wendy's introduced the fast food world to the concept of a value menu. For $0.99 each, you could get any of nine items. Adjusting for inflation, that's $2.69 now. What are the current prices of those items?Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger: $1.89Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe: $1.89Small Chili: $2.09Baked Potato: $2.79Large Fries: $2.19Large Soft Drink: $2.19Large Frosty: $2.29Caesar Side Salad: $1.49Garden Side Salad: $1.49Out of the nine items on the original value menu, only the baked potato is more expensive (by a dime). Everything else is inflation adjusted less expensive.
>>22030488>Miracle Whip is made from water, soybean oil, high-fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic. Miracle Whip is produced using less oil than mayonnaise, thus has around half of the calories. Due to added corn syrup it is also sweeter compared to mayonnaise.
>>22030609but pay didn't raise at the same rate
>>22030612Not much Wendy's can do about that unless they're going to employ the entire country.
>>22030242muh goyslop is expensive mr shecklegruber oh nooo
Have you considered just getting a cheaper equivalent? Nobody is forcing you to buy tiny overpriced bottles of Miracle Whip at Walshart.
Love me homemade mayo>1 egg plus 1 yolk>dollop of dijon>splash of red wine vinegar>blitz in food processor, stream in pure olive oil Only thing to watch out for is make sure you have enough liquid volume to let the food processor work before you start adding oil. Thats why i use 1 egg + 1 yolk, not 2 yolks.a lot of people don’t realize, the little hole in the food processor feed tube is designed to stream oil in for you at the right speed
>>22030345>sugar freedoubt it tastes like miracle whip then
>>22030445>30 minutesDo you have some sort of palsy or disability? I made a batch from start to finish while I waited for the cheese to melt on my burger last night. You might actually be retarded, anon.
>>22030603Anon, you understand that you're arguing with a deliberately obtuse fuckwit, right? These are people that come on a "cooking" board and argue over what brand of corporate swill is best rather than trying to learn to make it themselves and finding out how much better it tastes. I applaud your spirit, but don't let em get you too worked up.
>>22030804What part of "factoring in cleanup time" do you not understand?
>>22030817What cleanup? Did your Michael J. Fox-esque tremors cause you to splatter it all over the kitchen? You use a spatula to wipe the excess off the blender and throw it in the washer. Even cleaning it by hand takes 30 seconds tops. It's mayo, not a fucking beef wellington, you hyperbolic spastic.
>>22030507Cheapest Duke's is this gay little squeeze pouch.
>>22030829>oh shit I got called out for eating month old moldy ass raw egg batter better switch up tactics lmao
>>22030844>oh shit i got called put for being a melodramatic primadona faggot, better pretend I don't realize I'm talking to a different person
>>22030850
make your own mayo
>>22030835https://www.webstaurantstore.com/dukes-real-mayonnaise-packet-9-grams-0-32-oz-case/125DUK010.htmlOption 1: Packet CaseTotal weight: 9g × 200 packets = 1,800g = 63.46 ozCost: $21.59Cost per oz: $0.34Option 2: 8 oz Jar/BottleTotal weight: 8 ozCost: $2.98Cost per oz: $0.37Bonus Duke's content: How It's Made: Mayonnaise @ the Duke's Mayo plant in SC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tulpfDTr5Gw
>>22030817must've been one hell of a mess
>>22030242Trump's America. Love it or leave it liberal
>>22031090Based trump making more people poor. 6d chess
>>22030303>whole grain mustard ingredients:>distilled vinegar, mustard seeds>yellow mustard ingredients:>distilled vinegar, mustard seeds
>>22031090Based kikes. Destroying you while making you celebrate it. Game respects game.
>>22030303>>22030297>>22030289
>>22030303>You: carbon oxygen and hydrogen>the shit coming out of my anus: carbon oxygen and hydrogen
>>22031200>PATENTSMayo patents?
Prices seem alright to me. This is the US
>>22032426You can patent the recipe, name, production methods.
>>22032439Pretty sure you can't patent a recipe. You can't even trademark one. That why everyone and their whore mothers were all making cronuts after that NY cunt started selling them
>>22030609none of those prices are accurate you lying bitch and they have smaller portions too you need to repeat the 3rd grade
>>22030242>being so poor that you're sensitive to a little bit of inflationskill issue ngmi ishygddt etc
>>22032493rich people aren't really that happy to unnecessarily hand over more money than necessary to other rich people
>>22032493>2021-2024: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIDENFLATION>2025-present: what are you, fucking poor? lmao
>>22030530>>22030547More important than that, for reference could you post your fridge brand and mark and the kind of container where you store it?I did mayo too but stored it on sauce bottles so surely that was a mistake since it lasted like 1 week only.
>>22030242>$3 of estrogenic cuckbean oilIck
>>22032451you can patent a recipe but many companies choose not to because to patent something you have to publicly disclose every detail about its manufacture and ingredients. also when patents expire they become public domain which means youre placing a time limit on your ability to monopolize.
>>22032558thanks, you can go back into your hole now
>>22032558when biden was in office even you libtards were laughing at his senility, now that hes gone and le evil orange goy is in office (they both serve jews), you want him back, at least this one knows what day it is
>>22032558I like the shit fit the right throws about pelosis stock trading habits while trump and his family has dwarfed her earnings in a fraction of the time in office
>>22030242thank Trump
>>22032493I'm not sensitive to inflation. I come from (what I only realised in adulthood is) a wealthy family and have a fairly stable, inflation-proof source of income. I don't have to coupon or shop sales or optimise my spending but I view it as something of a game. It's weird, but I get a dopamine hit from feeling like I'm "winning" at spending money.I'm about to cook some bacon, eggs and toast for me and my kid and my wife will have her Cream of Wheat with jam. The bacon was $3/lb for locally made, sliced to order stuff. The eggs were $4 for a case of sixty. The bread was free with purchase of an 89¢ pack of cookies. And the cream of wheat was $1 for a big-ass box. Including the jam missus stirs into her breakfast goop and the cherries we'll have at the table, we'll be eating ~$3.50 worth of food for the three of us.
>>22033054That has to be some dog shit eggs and bacon brother
>>22030242Cute jar of greasy white shit for midwesterners. Tad bit overpriced tho
>>22033029>>22033040>no argument>>22033043trump committed blatant market manipulation during the tarriff shit and none of them said a fucking word. they never will. they're blind NPCs that are instructed only to seethe at what [other side] does
>>22033057Deals and coupons. Regular price for the bacon was $6.99/lb. The package was close to $10 (someone didn't claim it so it went into the case). I forgot how much the eggs were originally since I bought them at the beginning of the month but I was at the supermarket earlier this morning for milk and fakemilk (wife's LF stuff) and noticed trays of 30 for $4.49 so maybe $8 for the box of 60. Actually, maybe $7. That sounds right.The setup is weird. The boxes of 60 are in this separate middle-of-the-aisle fridge with just breakfast-y stuff in it. Packages of OM bacon, Jimmy Dean sausage chubs, jugs of OJ etcI didn't pass by that side of the fridge to notice the price.Was good breakfast, btw. Peppery bacon. Lotsa toast for dipping into yolks. Having coffee now and gonna prep for Memorial Day, even though we're supposedly getting a storm
>>22030242This 250g bottle of mayonnaise costs $9.50.Japan is OWARIDA.
>>22033223This 250g bottle of mayonnaise costs $9.50.Japan is OWARIDA.
I posted this by mistake, but I can't delete it?Has something changed in the system?
>>22030310>Why spend 3 dollars on slop when you could spend 15 after coupon hunting and coordinating like it's a part time jobOr we could just increase the minimum wage and food assistance
>>22033234Yeah
>>22033268kwsk
>>22033261How long have you lived with your intellectual disability?
>>22030242Gross (buying mayonnaise)
Lmfao do whypipo seriously eat this shit, I thought it was just a joke
