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I love garlic, when i was single i would eat garlic multiple times a week. But I appently stink heavily from eating garlic, my gf doesn't want to have sex or lie in the same bed as me if i ate garlic 3 days ago for example. What spices can eat my make myself smell sexier for my gf, sure if they's a spice that makes me smell horrible then surely there must be a spice that can either reverse that or make myself smell good.
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>>22031518
She sounds controlling and unreasonable.
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>>22031518
fenugreek if you want to smell like maple syrup
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>>22031518
Cook the garlic cloves whole and then use them in whatever you want. They have that pungent taste and funky smell when they're raw and chopped/chewed, but if you cook them whole that process gets deactivated and they stay mild but retain flavor.
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you buy a bunch of dried garlic powder and slowly slip it into her food over the course of many months or years, slowly increasing the dose. then one day she too will smell like garlic and she won't mind if you eat all the garlic you want because it will be her scent as well
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>>22031518
If she truly loved you, she wouldn't care.
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>>22031539
if he truly loved her, he would stop eating garlic and slip garlic cloves into his urethra instead
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Anything with cinnamon.
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>>22031539
love doesn't exist, foids just want your money and life force (semen)
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>>22031522
Don’t do this, fenugreek smell is way too strong
Op the only answer is to stop eating strongly aromatic thing except on special occasions if you have to deal with other people
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>>22031518
>gf doesn't want to have sex or lie in the same bed as me
why is she out of her kennel?
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>>22031518
Your GF is a vampire
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>>22031518
>if i ate garlic 3 days ago
3 fuckin days? Maybe just start cooking more garlic things for her and get her used to the smell. Once you've smelled garlic cooking in butter you really can't ever hate it again.
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Iktf, I eat raw garlic everyday, shit makes me high
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It is simple. Why is your gf not eating garlic with you? Isn't that like the basic rule for people who are dating?
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>>22031518
your gf doesn’t want to have sex with you because she wants to have sex with me
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>>22031518
That is a bitch
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miss my exes garlic burps
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>>22031518
What a cuck lmao
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>>22031518
Dude just get your gf a black bull, she'll be happy with the sex and you get to continue eating garlic.



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