Eat more asparagus.
Asparagus goes so hard. Ever had Asparagus rolls?>Steam asparagus is salted water until al dente>Allow to cool>Cut the crusts of the finest slices of white bread >Butter with butter then spread on some French mayonnaise >Place asparagus spear on at one of the corners and roll to the opposite cornerYou can roll the asparagus is prosciutto or smoked salmon first, or wrap in bacon and fry.
>>22031570Sometimes asparagus is $6 and sometimes it's $1. I will eat asparagus when it is appropriate, and only then.
>>22031575Imagine not having $6.
>>22031578The $6 asparagus is trash. Anyone with any experience in the food industry knows that poor harvest or out of season produce is both expensive and shitty. Enjoy your overpriced trash, fool.
>>22031570thanks doc
>>22031579Ok 6 dollarlet.
>>22031589Do you also buy $12 watermelons in January? A fool and her money is soon parted.
check it out, these dudes are arguing on an internet food board about asparagus and watermelons prices
>>22031570Why eat asparagus when you could eat broccoli instead?
>>22031593lrn2produce faggit
>>22031570Anytime I have to provide yerinne to the tax man or the church or the like I pile up on vitamin B and asparagus
>>22031592It’s June you dumbass.
>>22031570Would if I could afford it. Especially the day before a piss test. Because fuck 'em.
>>22031570Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
>>22031570then my bf will have to drink my asparagus-flavored cum and snowball it back to me? Yuck!!!! gtfo with your homophobic veggie
>>22031570But it makes my peepee stank and your mom doesn't like gargling my nuts as much when it stinky
>>22031570Arigatou doctoru sama
>>22031570I dont like that it makes your pee smell weird. tastes pretty good though, I have it a couple times in spring.
>>22032245i had some today and i was suprised i could smell it within an hour of consumption while peeing
>>22031570but its aspensive
I ate some asparagus parmesan at an italian plafe in milwaukee in 2018 that was a small casino in the front room and a restaurant in the back and it was one of the best things i've ever had
>>22031589Give me 6 dollars
>>220325516 dollars more?
>>22031570Where do y'all get your asparagus from? My store only sells the teeny limp dick pencil asparagus. Where can I find the big meaty horsecock kind that restaurants always seem to have?
>eating at steak restaurant>ask where the fuck the asparagus is on the menu>"oh we dont have asparagus after covid">mfwWhat the FUCK did he mean by this?
>>22032706maybe the local asparagus monger passed away ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ with covid
>>22032706Probably referring to the anti-cramming laws of 2022
>>22032706they have to ration it to the people who can still enjoy how it makes their pee smell
>>22032817I thought the Supreme Court struck that down
>>22032341Best post itt
>>22031603How would you feel if you didn’t eat lunch today?
>>22031603Not where I live
>>22032565These 2 eat each other’s Asparagus.
but then my piss smells
>>22032878I just found out I have asparagus burgers :[
