WHY DID I LET RETARDS BAIT ME INTO THINKING I SHOULD JUST LEARN KNIFE SKILLS INSTEAD OF BUYING A FOOD PROCESSOR>making mujaddara>need to slice 4 onions>done in 5 seconds
>>22033498NOOOO! DON'T BAIT ME! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT!
>>22033528WELL....*unzips dick*
>>22033498I bet if you suck the noodles outta her mouth the flavor would be so much better.
>>22033498>Hello muja >Hello ddara >Watch me use my food processa>Sitting pretty, my knife beckons>But the machine will slice onions in just 5 seconds
>>22033498nothing personal kid *unsheathes authentic japenese mandolin*
>>22033498>10 minutes clean up
>>22033498/ck/ is trying to teach retards and poorfags how to cook, and sending them out to machines right away means poorfags can't afford, and retards don't learn and rely on gadgets instead of skills. Once you start doing things at scale, better tools make more sense. Especially if you plan to cook professionally or at scale. If you are using /ck/ for professional advice, you are wrong. This is for fast food addicted newbies who don't know their ass from a onion.
>>22033498While you were studying the knife, I have perfected the art of the food processor.
>>22035819it’s multiple knives that can move at like 500 mph, why anyone would still be studying the blade like it’s the Jurassic era is beyond me
>>22033498What food processor makes noodles?
Wouldn't the food processor just turn it into mush
>>22035807this. appliances are nice in the moment, but clean up is a bitch
>>22033498You can use the slicer attachment but don't do onions in the bowl with the blade. Or do, but it will be ruined. You'll see.
>>22033996Why? Is that some sort of perverted "hhnnngg, I wanna drink her spit!" comment? Gross.
>>22035849Yes, but way worse. It releases sulfur compounds that will clear a room.
>>22033498for mujaddara you want half moon shaped onions, the food processor would give you diced which i guess is fine, but not ideal imo. Much harder to get em crispy that way. If you hate using knives I think a mandolin is better here, just be careful.>>22035858Most food processors can go in the dishwasher, blades and all.
>>22033498She's beautiful
>>22034450Top kek. Very underrated post.
>>22033498>>need to slice 4 onions>>done in 5 secondsthis is possible if you're based
>>22035873Actually I want her to piss in my mouth, but I'll settle for spit.
