>wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-DING!
>>22033547I had one of these in college, we weren't supposed to have "heat producing devices" in our dorms. We cooked so many things on this. We cooked eggs and sausage, all sorts of frozen appetizers, everything.
>>22033547i love this little guy
>>22033547>>22033806wtf is this
>>22033823No offense but it's pretty obvious. You should have your doctor perform a retard test on you.
>>22033823SAAAAAAAARR
>>22033563when I first moved out me and my room mate pretty much used it as our sole cooking appliance for an entire year
>>22033563it does make all kinds of things
>>22033878no offence but that thing is fucking retarded. anything this thing does and toaster over with a 12 inch pizza capacity can do it better. also "you couldn't get any heat producing devices in your dorm but somehow this is fine? bitch just get a toaster over, it's probably 10x more safe than this pizzuzzz crap!
>>22033547Same energy
>>22033904>big toaster oven has found the thread
>>22033806You can't do that
>>22033806Kino
its got coils on the top and bottom
>>22034317so it just misses the middle and just crisps the outer 60%
>>22033547ROFL, see below for why>>22033823It's a "frozen pizza cooker".Back when these first came out and were ridonkulously overpriced, I mean like $400 in 1990 dollars, a (former) friend of mine had just gotten married to some stupid slut. He started them off about as well as was possible for a young new couple, they both had jobs, he bought a reasonably nice condo for them to live in with a normal-sized mortgage, and they had zero debt other than the mortgage.Within a year she'd quit her job, sat around watching TV and eating all day, racked up $10,000 in credit card debt, gotten into a car wreck, was convinced by a lawyer that she was going to win the lawsuit lottery if she just faked major back problems and sued the shit out of the other driver, and was probably cheating on my (former) friend with the lawyer and the physical therapist the lawyer had referred her to. Oh, she also had genital warts (from before the marriage, that he knew about when he married her).Anyway, that pizza cooker was basically the last straw -- $400 wasted on a unitasker that they had zero need for because they already had a perfectly good oven to bake pizzas in.Best part was that I and everyone else was telling him not to marry her even before the wedding.Anyway, Jim, if you're out there, fuck you, man.
