So anon you are hired to take over, how do you do it? theme? Menu? etc...
>dying franchise tries to recover by removing the one thing that made them worth visitingAha! I see they're doing the Panera Bread method! Good show!
>>22034451fire all human workers and make it an automat with holographic anime girl hostesses and private booths
>>22034456nobody wants to clean up that much semen in a restaurant
What? Hooters has always been family friendly. Back in the day, I used to go there with my parents. It wasn't weird or specifically known as a "breastaurant".
>>22034468things that used to be appropriate are no longer appropriate... there are PG movies from the 70s that would be rated R today.
>>22034468It's called HootersYour parents being cool with it doesn't change that it was always a breastaurant.
>>22034451Dumpers
>>22034451You know what we just don't have enough of? Syscorp slopcart family restaurants. Wow let me get some of those $11 frozen appetizers to go with my $18 burger
>>22034451Breast milk for the whole family and all the health benefits.
>>22034515yes that's why they added boobs
>>22034515As opposed to places for simps to paypig women for showing a little skin?
>>22034451>you are hired to take over, how do you do it?Kids love Hooters. I’d turn it into a place like Chucky Cheese or Billy Bob’s Wonderland. Make it a place that kids nag their parents into taking them
>>22034491More like trunkers as in elephant
>>22034451>Family-friendly restaurantIf they want to go that route, Hooters should lean into being an actual Owl-centric restaurant with owl plushies at the table/available to win with simple game of chance with purchase of meal, menu items revolving around various species of Native US Owls, have TVs with live feeds of owls in captivity or owl documentaries on loop, etc.
>>22034605God this selection of olws sucks
>>22034610Yeah wtf is this shit.>great horned owl>let's draw it with it's horns down
>>22034605What a shitty fucking idea
>>22034605>why fly.. when the prey is underground
>>22034605>TVs with live feeds of owls in captivitythis would just make me sad.
you're not going to go there when you can watch the same bitch stick her fingers inside her snatch for less on her onlyfans
They’re just toast. Gen-x has aged into their demographic of creepy old simps that call waitresses “sweetie”. And there aren’t enough of them even if the whole thing weren’t pretty uncool now.
>>22034769theres also almost no difference in stigma between being a hooters girl and a full blown whore. the only girls hooters can get are ugly fatties and girls who are too shy to really do the job. rebranding to family is a dead end. they should go the other way and sell franchises to do the food in strip clubs
>>22034605Owls, everyone is fond of owlsExcept mice and shrews and Simon Cowells
>>22034451Turn it into a maid cafe with cute owl girls with thigh socksHooter will refer to leg, the thinking man’s fetish.
>>22034451serve better fooddrop the price of beer
>>22034605I know a cracking owl sanctuary!
surprised some midwit hasnt commented on the wings at hooters yet
Why does Europe have nothing like this?
>>22035178cause we have legal prostitution so you don't need that simp cope
>>22034605
>>22035178Go to Prague. You’ll soon see why it’s unnecessary.
>>22034944you just did, midwit
>>22035185Are regular restaurants like that there?
>>22034463In this economy nobody gets the job they want. Now mop that semen!
>>22034454What did Panera remove?
>>22035178Cause I can drive to Poland and hire some human trafficked prostitute for the price of a pack of cigarettes and a zywiec
>>22035547women
>>22034568ough
>>22034451Insane fucking move, hopefully this will open up waitress employment range to around middle school age tho?!!
>>22035600reminds me of Silent Hill
>>22034784This just go full 18+, topless waitress sports bar.
>>22034451Shut it down. With pron readily available, there is no longer any need for F2F titillation.
>>22034451I really think that Hooters should have just gone the BBW route and hired chubby girls with big ol knockers and asses that won't quit. Not lardasses, but shapely fat chicks that clearly take care of themselves. They could have been much more successful. They could have claimed they were leaning into the fat acceptance movement, so SJWs and Wokies would have had no choice but to praise them.They would have diversified themselves and made themselves a bit of a niche in the brestaurant scene.Chubby chases would finally have a place to eat delicious wings.
>>22034463there are drains in the floor, naturally.
>>22035681>fat chicks that clearly take care of themselves
>>22035689there's a certain type of chubby girl who is noticeably more put-together than other girls her size. they generally have nice hair and smell good, have good skin, and wear clothes that fit.
>>22035689Like showering not weight loss.
>>22034451Merge into BWW and convince the execs there to make the girls show some tit
Hooters worked better when girls working at other establishment didn't dress almost exactly the same. Go to any dock bar and you'll see servers in booty shorts and tank tops.
>>22035547Bread. They supposedly stopped making their bread fresh or some shit, they stopped doing whatever got them started in other words. You can look it up.
>>22034451Hooters is fucking toast man. The meh women, the shit menu, it's just over. Far better to start over from scratch really. The core problem is how do you stand out from all the other goyslop chain restaurants. Clearly they can't do hot women because feminism will kill that with lawsuits and activism. Plus zoomers are scared to death of women. They were known for wings, but better options moved in and are now established names. Probably the least served area of food is burgers right now - fast food is all slop, restaurants have meh ones, and no one really stands out as having a good proper burger. But being owned by private equity means cost cutting will prevent long term success dominating the burger space. Oh! Rebrand as a skewer place! Skewers aren't really a thing in America, but they could innovate here to become a thing. Make em cheap, make em in a dozen+ flavors, have beef/chicken/fish options and do it over charcoal. Perfect to sell with beer/alcohol. Fill out a menu with that, like fry baskets and shit, bowls of rice, etc.
>>22035644Then you compete with strip clubs. If you HAD to have a sexual element, the only innovation you could provide is rebrand to "Spankies" and put your waitresses in yoga pants like the rest of them and spank them as attraction events. That is the only way to remain PG but having a sexual activity to bring in men. And you can mix it up with other similar PG kinks like wedgies and crap, just to help variety. This can also work with OF ties - the waitresses can have OF accounts they can advertise for the saucier stuff out of restaurant. Anything lighter and you are just doing what everyone else does (wear skimpy outfits), which kills the brand because they suck at food. Anything stronger and you are in strip club or porn domains, and that makes you a NIMBY target for activism. Honestly anything sexual makes it difficult to chain outside a few cities. That is why the above works - daytime you are a restaurant like any other, evening you are a fetish place for lads to congregate and watch hot ass get spanked or wedgied (or whatever over the clothes kink there is). Maybe let some customer ladies volunteer if they want to get spanked too!
>>22034451I thought conservatives considered this to be family friendly already?
>>22034651>go to hooters and order some wings>plainly dressed man brings you your wings>eat and watch the owl prison cam in silence
>>22034491Gosh darn those are some big wormen
>>22034451>how do you do it? Close down the whole companyThe us has enough Sysco slop heating "restaurant" chains>Muh boobiesGrow up
>>22035604kys
>>22034491The most disgusting thing about that pic is the xxx in the background, because it suggest there's naked pictures of those landwhales. The thought alone is enough to make me feel like projectile vomiting.
>>22034451death of a American legacy
>>22034838thisamerican maid cafe
>>22036979>>22034838ick...
>>22034451the internet already cracked this nut
>>22034568No, that would require a huuuuge BBC hanging out the front.
>>22035182You don't know what you're missing.Strip joints are high artistry when done right.
>>22034605this made me remember guardians of gahoole. I never finished the series but I remember it being decent and kind of brutal
>>22036725>because it suggest there's naked pictures of those landwhales.
>>22034451Lower the hiring age to the state minimum aoc.
>>22035644>>22035878 is right. cant beat strip clubs, but can join them. hooters brand would remove a lot of the stigma from strip club food. if you do it right you can do delivery and takeout seperate from the club. its this or frozen microwave chicken wings. hooters is never going to be a family friendly brand again.
