My wife is making me steak for dinner, filet mignon.
>>22035460>My wifestop lying. you're going to eat this all by yourself on the couch or at your computer whilst jacking off to anime titties.
>>22035461I'm not I'm in a rocket league tournament right now as proof and will post the dinner in a timeline that makes sense to prove you wrong anon
>>22035466I'll be waiting with bated breath.
>>22035460>turbo overcrowded bacon pan>filets wrapped in bacon alsowow, epic bacon, i love your wife. enjoy your deep fried filet
>>22035466>filename patterns differLying on the internet to strangers turns you gay, just so you know.
>>22035477>>22035460even stranger considering they're both taken by the same phone (pixel 6 pro, 7, or an 8, same embedded settings in both files)
>>22035469First game down
>>22035483whats the prize pool? 500k?
>>22035469W in the RL tournament nerd
>>220354814chan strips the metadata however, so by what means did you identify this
>>22035469Progress on the food
>>22035491image quality/resolution is directly correlated to the phone used to take it, there's 100 osint programs you can run it through to immediately get a list of all possible devices an image was taken withthe only 3 phones on the market those 2 could be taken with are the pixel 6 pro, pixel 7, and pixel 8, and they were both taken with effectively identical setups
>>22035489>>22035469
>>22035484$0, dude is a shitter
>>22035498GG EZ
>>22035481I had to crop some pictures to fit the 4mb image limit
Dinner complete
Had to cook some darkies in spades before I posted my meal though
>>22035558ok but what about your wife? you could've easily wrecked some noobs in RL and cooked that meal yourself relatively easily. your timeline isn't proving SHIT. you could at least try to give us a sneaky pic of her feet? asking for a friend...
>>22035573Would I have a laptop with stardew valley open on it if there wasn't a woman living with me?
>>22035580yeah ok, that's definitely a woman's living room. I still want the feet pic tho...
>>22035460I think bacon ruins most recipes that include it. The flavor is too overpowering and you can't taste anything else, like the $25+/lb of fillet mignon it's wrapped around. It's also extremely fatty and makes you feel lethargic and like shit every time you eat it.
>>22035558the bacon wrap was not a good choice sorry OP
Still waiting for the feet pic desu. Sharing is caring.
sooo OP, you gonna give me that fucking feet pic or am I gonna need to come take it myself?
>laptop gamingWhat a nightmare
Sounds like a comfy evening, OP. I just finished whipping up a steak dinner for the wife and I. A bit undersalted but good crust and the peppercorn sauce I also made was bretty gud.
thanks for the feet pic OP
>>22035460Yucky synthetic plastic
>>22035558Imagine having a huge rump steak instead of filling the plate with all that goyfeed
