>be at autistic/weird friend of friend's house>open fridge>see brown eggsThis has happened over a dozen times in my life. Do you niggas think people who eat brown eggs are fucked in the head?
>>22035506I think you meant>be autistic at a friends house
>>22035506you can just wash the brown off.
why does that basket of eggs look like the current population of the USA?????
What kind of autistic fuck pays attention to the color of the egg
>>22035569>What kind of autistic fuck pays attention to how bruised and stained a vegetable is
>>22035575What kind of retard doesn't know why some eggs are brown
The brown eggs taste better
>>22035506I think you're the real autist
>>22035575There's no difference between brown and white eggs it's the same fucking thing
you have to eat all the brown eggsyou have to eat all the white eggs
>>22035516kek
>>22035506The heat of your seething cooks the eggs
>>22035606No. The breed of the chicken determines the colour of the eggs.
>>22036206and? does it change what is inside the egg, nutritionally speaking?
>>22035506I like the brown ones because it's easier to see if I accidently got some shell in my eggs.
Green/olive eggs are prettiest chicken eggs.
>>22036219Why are people proud of always eating the cheapest food
>>22035506>calls others autistic /weird without realizing he's the autistic/weird one
>>22036444only need to understand that that shit is cringe and makes you a hard r.
>>22035506>This has happened over a dozen times in my life.You have over a dozen autistic/weird friends? How many total friends do you have that you regularly go into their fridge to inspect their eggs? Sounds like you're the weird one here.
>>22036435I'm a blue and light pink myself.
>>22037329such is the fate of the borderline normalfag. he's just a little too fucked up to be actually successful, so he works some corpodrone job as a computer faggot and his life outside of that consists of playing board games with redditors and dealing with his dead bedroom hag wife's mental illness. Many such cases! But at least he's married (very happy btw!) and has a lot of friends (they're great btw!)
>>22035506I'd think they paid way more for their eggs than I do or they got them from a farm or something. I love better eggs, but I just don't think they're worth paying so much more for.Usually people who buy them will have all sorts of co-op market overpriced hippie stuff. I know those people. They just consciously spend like three times what I do on groceries. They eat a lot of beans and grains and vegetables, but it's 'organic' so they pay double for it.It's a whole lifestyle thing where they go without elsewhere in order to spend on local, 'sustainable' farm foods because they think it's important for all sorts of political and nutritional reasons.I guess I would do that if I were wealthier but I shop at Safeway and Walmart and get better deals on not-as-good food. I'd rather eat a 14 oz. USDA Select rib-eye steak every night than a grass-fed, nurtured, humanely-treated, free range, ethically-sourced, farm-to-kitchen 5 oz. ground buffalo patty on Saturday night as some kind of a weekly red meat treat. hahaI'm totally going to die prematurely of a heart attack. It's the American way. [why the fuck did the janitor delete my kick-ass post??]
>>22035506>randomly colored eggs>look inside>all filled with the same kind of cum>fire up the pan for some fried cum
>>22035506I unironically buy a 12-pack of white and brown eggs when I go to the grocery store and layer them in a container in my fridge. I think it looks aesthetic.
>>22035506Could be, one pipeline goes something like: A woman has an autistic kid and tries desperately to do anything that might help them (despite it already being too late) and that includes organic everything. Now the autist is used to brown eggs and changes in something as basic as the color of eggs confuses and upsets them.
>>22035516This. OP owned.
