Probably the most underrated burger chain. Have you ever been anon?
Whys it gotta ah though.
>>22036573Even worse than overrated 5 Guys and somehow even more expensive
yes and i had an allergic reaction. there's no shellfish on the menu, but it's getting in there somehow.
>>22036577There's a Five Guys three blocks from my home and I don't understand the loyalty it elicits. I don't hate the food -- they make better than average burgers -- but they're still just burgers. I'd rather go to Micky D's, spend fifteen bucks less, and get a product that's really only two or three notches lower in quality.
>>22036573If I would have been in that kitchen it wouldn't have gone down like that
>>22036577Does 5 guys have a bar?
>>22036573Mark Wahlberg's burgers?
>n June 1986, 15-year-old Wahlberg and three friends chased three black children while yelling "Kill the nigger, kill the nigger" and throwing rocks at them.>In April 1988, Wahlberg, then 16, assaulted a middle-aged Vietnamese-American man on the street, calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit" and knocking him unconscious with a large wooden stick. Later the same day, he attacked Johnny Trinh, another Vietnamese-American, punching him in the eye. When Wahlberg was arrested and returned to the scene of the first assault, he told police officers: "I'll tell you now that's the mother-fucker whose head I split open.">nvestigators noted that Wahlberg "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'"Classy guy
>>22036664Which wahlberg?
>>22036577>>22036582How gay do you have to be to want Five Guys in your mouth?
>>22036664Omg he said something racially insensitive 40 years ago. You fucking pussy, stfu
>>22036758>throwing rocks at kids and beating an old man unconscious with a stick = "saying something racially insensitive"If the situation were reversed you'd be calling for a race war and you know it
>>22036653Yes he owns it
>>22036761Welcome to current year, where making a light joke about spicy food is literally white genocide, but attempted murder on a stranger selected on the basis of his race while screaming racial slurs at him is "just boys being boys (stop being so sensitive!)"
Whats ya order big guy?
i get the one thats gives you unlimited wishes
>>22036582>There's a Five Guys three blocks from my home and I don't understand the loyalty it elicitsThat's because you are a dumbfucking cunt NPC
>>22036573it's not good gave it a chance. also owned by racists
>>22037121What didn’t you like about it? I thought it was a good burger
>>22036918this menu makes me angry
>>22037134What’s the issue?
>>22037179How can one man be so based and talented?
I'm ready for celeb food to be done.
>>22036664based
>>22037264why?
>>22037692It's an extremely lazy con to peddle the same frozen food as any national chain except LOOK FAMOUS PERSON.
>>22036918>mom’s favorite They mom’s a Fat Bitch apparently
>>22036918>government cheeseTHE FUCK IS GOVERNMENT CHEESE?
>>22037761They sell their own custom beef in stores
>>22037775Yeah I'll bet mr marketer.
>>22036573I ate there at an airport. Had the OFD. It was pretty good.
>>22036573Burger fuckin shits
Who goes to a sit down restaurant to eat a hamburger?
>>22036918Regular burg but swap pickles with fresh jalapenos.Also going with >>22037774Wtf is government cheese.>>22038293A good chunk of (tourists in) France, Germany, Belgium, Netherlands and Luxemburg apparently. Helps they all have Brasserie style restaurants which is non-formal but still sit-down kind of place.
>>22037777marketing what u stupid fuck
>>22037761It's Marks brothers business who is a real chef.
>>22038347Imagine ever using the phrase "real chef" lol
>>22038293Yeah. All those people who got to Burger King and McDonald’s must be wrong.
>>22036664>n June 1986, 15-year-old Wahlberg and three friends chased three black children while yelling "Kill the nigger, kill the nigger" and throwing rocks at them.It's funny because he also said nigger in The Departed
>>22036573I went in there once.It was near when it opened in Auckland, turns out Mark liked NZ a lot so he stuck around for a few months. When me and a few friends turned up he was there, so we got to meet him. Seemed a little intense, he kept bringing up 9-11 and talking about his daily routine. Not sure how he fits it all in, to be honest it sounded a lot like he was lying. Maybe he was recording one of those day-in-the-life videos, same kind of manic energy. Couldn't see any cameras though. He kept trying to do chin-ups on the door frames constantly asking us if we can see how many he's doing, his form wasn't great.Anyway we politely made our excuses and left shortly after he started shouting at some Vietnamese guy who walked in. Food was good though.
>>22037774Its the cheese that the government mails its citizens every week. Wait anon... don't tell me they forgot about you??
>>22036573if i had been there, that burger wouldnt have come out like it did
>>22037774>>22038315It's a pasteurized process cheese product made out of all that surplus milk that agricultural subsidies create. The government uses it for the military, disaster relief, schools (sometimes) and most famously sending it to people who get food stamps and social security, which is why it's generally associated with being poor. (although that restaurant would probably call it "being working class" instead.) If you're curious about how it tastes, go and buy one of those bricks of velveeta at the supermarket, because it's very similar.
>>22037135No Banh Mi
>>22040723>It's a pasteurized process cheese product made out of all that surplus milk that agricultural subsidies create. Everything the body needs.
