Just blow my whole life up
>>22037612Should have went for the Gardettos
>>22037612this should be legally classified as gambling
>>22037618Natural born bureaucrat
Damn. And you can't use the trick of buying another bag of the same thing either. Order those Ruffles next door and you'll get your Sun Chips for sure. Otherwise you're going to have to bend up a wire hanger or rock the machine back and forth.
>>22037627why does he look so young and thin now? wtfis this the memory hole Bernstein effect? Why do the fbi do this weird shit to us
>>22037623otherwise you could set up a vending machine that intentionally fails to vend 50% of the time and then see how many people actually have the balls to ask for refunds. You gotta think like the applejuice boxes do to get ahead of them.
>>22037634no, it's just because you and everyone else around you are a fat retards
>>22037645I too am not fond of a certain ethnoreligious demographic, their ethnocentrism, subversive and deceitful ways
That's what you get for getting sun chips faggot.
>>22037657almost everyone except me and my girl
>>22038106good lord...
>>22037612nothing a lil shoulder check can't fix
>>22038111what crossed your mind when you saw that?
>>22037612The year is 2026, yet we haven't invented a vending machine that prevent the item from being stuck.
>>22038151bat wings
>>22037612Fuck that shit up
>>22037612sometime you get two so it all evens out in the end
>>22038180i used to work at a place where the vending machine had a sensor. if nothing dropped the coils would spin again. sometimes this resulted in a double drop. Wouldnt have helped in this situation though
>>22038116This>Noooooo the machine says you can't tilt it it's dangerous(((They))) only put that disclaimer there because (((they))) don't want you having access to delicious snacks
>>22038116I prefer the wombat ass stomp. Especially if I can position myself on one of its sides.
>>22038362some have tilt alarms, just lil shoulder check on the side to rattle that snack loose is usually enough and it keeps you out of trouble.
reminder that if this happens to you, you are legally intitled to smash open the vending machine.
>>22037615Fpbp
>>22037612OPs gotta fuck up that vending machine
