Which female chef's cookbook do you reach for most often?
>>22037799i don’t listen to foids
>>22037801Why not? Are you a faggot?
>>22037799/ck/ hates the idea of women cooking despite the board being 85% /pol/tards
>>22037799My grandma's
>>22037799I love her.
>>22037868
>>22037873Would.
Rachel ray recipes are like>Buy cocktails shrimps>Put in glass>Fill mason jar with mustard>Top with red pepper flakeAWALAH! SHRIMPS WITH SPICY MUSTARD SAUCE EVERYONE WILL LIVE LAUGH AND LOVE IT!!They literally made dog food with her name on it lol
>>22037877I'd fuck that can of pate.
HUNGRY EYESONE LOOK AT YOU AND I CAN'T DISGUISEEEE
>>22037873>>22037900On /lgbt/ we call this a cishon
CHES KO BA TUTA CREESTA CRENKO YA KOLSKA! HOHOHO!!
>>22037809he's not a simp that puts pussy on a pedestal
>>22037933Is that how we're referring to incels these days? I didn't get the latest npc update from epstein island
>>22037799I always liked that Julia Child one where she makes an omelette in 5 seconds and sounds like Mrs Puff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qCi-buLGPM
>>22037799Paula Dean or the pioneer woman of I’m looking for American recipes
>>22037799This one covers pretty much everything. It lives on the breakfast bar, my others stay on the shelf.
>>22038627she was homophobic fuck her
>>22037900Wow menopause hit her like an ACME anvil dropped from a plane
>>22037799I stopped needing recipe books decades ago, but Betty Crocker is one that is good.
>>22038784>homophobicyou have no idea what that word means do you?
>>22038798Me too pretty much, I just buy what's cheap then think how to cook it, but I still sometimes need to brush up on technique.
>>22038799She was before the 80's.>>22038784She saw that she was wrong and changed, unlike you. Fuck you.
>>22038793She has some sort of disease actuallyYou can google it if you’re interested, i can’t remember what it’s called
My gf's pussy poaches my cock pretty well, so I usually just reach for that.
>>22037873>>22037900>>22037919Why does this always happen to Italian women. Super hot until they hit the wall then they mutate into 4 foot gremlins.
>>22037799The only female cook you should consider is Julia Child.
>>22038990What about your mom?
>>22039018that poster is julia child's child
>>22038799It means someone that is afraid of words that sound the same.
>>22038893Alcoholism is not a real disease. Inb4 an alchy responds. I don't care about your worthless opinion.
>>22039162I agree, getting in habit of doing something and not having the willpower or motivation to change is not a disease.
>>22039162alcoholic here i agree it is actually the opposite of a disease it is the only thing keeping me going
>>22037801>>22037933Based
I listen to anything Marie Kondo says or does.
>>220378731) still would2) Get her on some ozempic and it'll be fine.
>>22037799To beat off to?
>>22038963Its called the wall
>>22039322I just ripped a fat beer, but I think most recipes go by minutes
>>22039312she actually lost a bunch of weight but she still looks real weird in the face. people speculate that she became a raging alcoholic for years which will age you quickly and make your face unrecognizably bloated.
>>22039322You've just been served!Breakfast.
>>22039349the issue is she got bad plastic surgery, and yeah probably some alcohol and drugs, but really its the overly tight facelift that makes her look so weird
Goddamn Rachel turned into Mickey Rooney
>>22037801kys brah
>>22037799Kays
>>22039646Why isn't she fat? Doesn't she eat her own cooking?
>>22040572If you work out you can eat like that
>>22039388Baste cooking waifu
>>22040572she is.>>22037799abra berens, alison roman, samin nosrat, diana henry, ina garten, nigella lawson, ellen zachos, molly baz, others. mostly though my cookbooks are one-offs for certain countries or cuisines, sometimes other particular techniques or constraints (vegan, gluten-free, salads, anti-inflammatory, gut health) to pick and choose for a non-vegan non-gluten-free life. many specific ones about the science of cooking or nutritional interactions between spices or other guides like the new cooking school, the cook's encyclopedia, the forager's pantry, or series from ottolenghi. sometimes collections like the league of kitchens. abra berens' and diana henry's books remind me of nigel slater's. need to read the ones on fermenting, canning, proper foraging, and savory/sweet baking.
>>22037877it's fake cooking for lazy ass boomer women who didn't learn to cook but want to feel like they're a master chef. the McMansion of food.
>>22040597that would be the 3-5 ingredient recipes you see on women's social media, otherwise known as midwest american fine cuisine and/or "momslop".
>>22039646>buy this prepackaged frozen thing and mix it with this preseasoned canned thing, then throw it in a casserole dish or crock pot and WA LAevery single recipe from these types
>>22039622>saw one where the AI subtitle starts out "happy purim"
>>22040603the millennial version is just buzzfeed's tasty https://tasty.co/article/christinebyrne/3-ingredient-appetizershttps://www.buzzfeed.com/tastyhttps://tasty.co>I Tried The Viral Pillsbury Crescent Dough Hack For Making A Loaf Of Bread, And It's A Total Game-Changer>This Traditional Armenian Cake Is Taking Over A Small Corner Of The Internet For Being Incredibly Easy And Delicious, So I Tried It>As A Dietitian, These 20 Recipes Are My Favorite Way To Cook And Eat More Vegetables Without Overthinking It>21 Sheet-Pan, One-Bowl, And No-Bake Recipes That'll Make Mom Feel Extra Special This Mother's Day (And Won't Leave A Huge Mess)>"They Are Always The First Thing Gone": 24 Party Appetizers That Will Make Your Guests Literally Beg For The Recipe>People Are Calling This Expensive Oil "The Future Of Cooking," So I Bought A $22 Bottle To Find Out What The Hype Is About>I Tried The Viral Buttered Toast Cookies Everyone Can't Stop Making, And They Were A Total Game-Changer>I Tried Making The Viral Japanese Salt Bread That The Internet Is Obsessed With, And It Blew My Mindthese are real headlines copy and pasted and many of these are sitting right next to each other.
>>22037799I don’t listen to females
>>22040666More like they don't listen to you lmao
>>22038784faggot
