you do cook your bacon in the oven, right anon?
>>22037834If I'm making a shit ton of it, yes.
>>22037834KYS for womanposting
>>22037842you’d prefer some manposting. you need more men on your screen
>>22037834SometimesSometimes I don't
>>22037837>how to start a kitchen fire 101
>Set oven to broil 500°f>Put bacon on cooling rack with half sheet pan >Put in oven for 6-7 minutes on the middle rack >Use tongs to remove bacon and leave the pan in the oven to cool Just scrape the solid fat into the garbage when you're done. Great if you hate making bacon and having it splatter grease all over your kitchen, bake is right in the name.
>>22037913ovens are the safest place for a fire to be
>>22037834I cook my bacon on a pan and stand with my dick out tanking the splatter on the foreskinPlus is that Its easier to control how crispy the strips come outCon is that fat bitches want me cause I remind them of foodI add a little water so that fat renders easier (unless I want to save it for later)
>>22037913If you're a retard maybe.
>>22037834only if I am lazy and want shitty bacon.
Why tf do people always cut their bacon so small? It's so much better thicker like the size of a sausage patty or scrapple. Stop it ppl.
>>22037834>lust provoking image irrelevant time wasting questiondeath to all coomers
>>22038288>death to coomersShe's way over sixteen. No one is doing this.
>>22037834every time i do bacon or thick bacon in the oven it turns out really fucking saltybut the consistency and texture is always greati wonder if you could dab some honey on it or something?
>>22038284Hear hear.>>22038355Stop buying double smoked bacon, or stop buying cured bacon. Or just buy another brand. Some brands are salty as fuck. The salt isn't manifesting from the oven instead of a pan bro.>>22038281What a stupid comment. You're telling me you have a gigantic pan with more than 12" of perfectly flat surface and the entire pan gets heated equally so you don't get cooked centers and raw tips? Shut the fuck up. No you don't have a griddle. No you don't have a 15" frying pan. Your pan bacon is inevitably shitty just like all pan bacon unless you're cutting strips in half.
>>22037834Remember to cover your bacon (sheet of grease proof paper, some kind of dutch oven) in the oven, you don't wanna spatter the insides
>>22037834Yes
>>22037917This. You want a fire to be somewhere other than the ONE enclosed metal fireproof box?
>>22037914Bro what the fuck. Save and use that shit to fry stuff in you fucking mong, it's fucking delicious.
>>22038284>>22037834Fucking Size Queens
>>22037834I don't have to watch that video to know that whatever it is about is NOT a hack.
>>22037834Bacon is a tiny slice of heaven.You can quote me on that, I'll allow it.
>>22037834Best way is to grill it.
>>22037834I'd put my bacon (aka hog, aka penis) in her oven (vagina), if you catch my drift.
i dont eat bacon or pork in general. i'll occasionally have some breakfast sausage mixed in with eggs, but the potential gout flareups just aint worth it
I miss being able to jerk off and even just being really turned on by nudity or the suggestion of nudity. Now don’t get me wrong I love tits but now I just compulsively download nice tit pics/gifs and never look at them again.When I see an attractive pornstar my first response is googling her name + “dap piss”. If I get a hit I’m interested. If not, I go to DVP then dp, then piss, then anal. My interest decreases as she goes down the ladder into more vanilla acts.I just don’t have much interest in plain sex anymore. I can watch a beauty like Sasha Paige getting DAP’d and pissed on by 9 guys or Anya Akulova guzzling piss while getting DAP’d or Safira Yakkuza getting ass fucked in a literal basin of piss and having the guys fill her ass with piss and watching her fart it out in a powerful stream into the basin for her to later have her head dunked in and drink.Even being into plain old blow bangs and bukkakes would be a treat. Sigh. I’ve tried to wean myself off hardcore porn and it was easy but then I was doing piss and ass to pussy and other stuff with my wife and later cheating on her with an absolute freak of a girl when she wasn’t as receptive to kinky stuff. My innocence is gone. I yearn for the times when holding hands, kissing and even blowjobs were things that made my heart beat fast.
>>22040366Maybe.. uhhh, talk to a professional about that? Sounds rough, i hope you can find some satisfaction somewhere
>>22037914I leave the pan out and let my cats clean up the grease over the course of a few days.
>>22040377mmm BOY YOU FAT, CAT
No, I cook it in a pan with some water to piss people off.
