>>22038386
that's soda

>>22038394
/thread

Yeah, I can't help but see just a bunch of radioactive syrups.

>>22038386
Zevia because aspartame gives me fucking head-splitting, visual-halucination-inducing migraines. It's fucked up.
Last time it happened I was super confused as to why. The offender? A single fucking fisherman's friend sugar free. Fucked up shit man. I hate it.

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>>22038386
GUILTY

>>22038386
Take tap water.
Add sodium bicarbonate
Add malic acid
Add tartaric acid
Add sugar
Add phosphoric acid
Add cinnamaldehyde
Add vanillin
Add eugenol
Add benzaldehyde
Add limonene
Add anethole
Mix it up a little, you get a new brand.
Relax, it's all natural. Just like petrol, arsenic and uranium.

Average production cost for a can of coca-cola:
-packaging (aluminium can, lid, ink): 0.05-0.07$
-contents (syrup, water, chemicals, CO2): 0.02-0.06$
-factory, labour cost: 0.02-0.03$
-marketing, shipping and retail drive up the cost by 15%

So about 20 cents. The cheapest way to get them is at a supermarket at 55 cents a piece. You're being robbed. You wouldn't buy a 200K house at 450K. But you happily buy a bottle of soda at that price.

The really funny part is where you blame Jews and Jeets for your own stupidity. The owner of coca-cola is Warren Buffett, 100% American, 100% from Omaha. He's fucking you in the ass every time you buy one of these drinks, and you don't even realise it.

That's the verdict. Whether you like it or not.

>>22038442
Thanks, grok.

>>22038442
you spent a lot of mental energy being mad about coke just now.

>>22038386
For me it's Zero Sugar Bangs

>>22038386
Zero sugar aspartame store brand 2L bottles. God's gift to mankind, a loss leader that I abuse every single week.

>>22038744
doesn't zero sugar use sucralose?

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>>22038386
>Goyslop A or Goyslop B?

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>>22039277

>>22038386
redbull or nothing

>>22039277
>I'm so unique guys!!!! please notice me !!!!!

>>22038444
>>22038446
>no fun allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22039691
FANTASTIC image. instantly saved and applicable to many scenarios.

>>22038386
coke zero sugar likely tastes the least like ass, but still no cherry coke zero? if you're going to drink soda you might as well actually drink soda with real corn syrup and calories.

>>22038386
I always liked coke growing up. It was my vice. I loved that shit, but as I stopped being fat I had to swap. Never got used to coke zero tried it for a year. Don't hate it, but its meh. Pepsi Zero is much better imo.

>>22038386
got dr pepper in seattle once because i guess the orders got mixed up or the server just missed the coke tap. ewww at first, but i drank the rest of it probably because it was bubbly sugar. this was when i was 10
i'm almost 40 now and drank mountain dew for the first time. oh my goodness, delicious. the sweetness paired with the citrus, and it goes down so smoothly, and then there's the *zing* when the dopamine hits your brain after swallowing
if i discovered this in my teens then for sure i would have no more teeth left.

>>22040841
if you don't like dr pepper, you're not human