>Live in Australia>Walk to the store for a sweet treat>Buy a pack of hotdog buns covered in sprinkles>YumRidiculous country
>>22039041The bread itself is sweeter right?
>>22039041Would
>>22039041ima need a photo of this with a bite taken out of it to really understand what we're dealing with here.
>>22039041>Walk to the store for a sweet treatno one does this. parents buy these for kids school lunches. kids love the icing and it convinces them to eat some bread, even though its white, its still better than giving them cookies or chocolate
>>22039046Occasionally some bakeries will use a sweeter bread but the ones at the grocery store are genuinely just regular ass hotdog buns. The icing is already quite sweet so I think it works.
>>22039054>no one does thisMe and my friends were basically living off of these things for months>its still better than giving them cookies or chocolateI can almost guarantee the nutritional value of these things are zero
>>22039052
>>22039041we are dangerously close to peaking as a species
>>22039073how whimsical
I'd like to finger an aussie's buns
>>22039041>have an entire continent all to yourself>have everything from eucalyptus to kangaroos there>have a diverse immigrant population>still develop no food culture of their ownLiterally how do you go this wrong as a country?
>>22039073We don't put sprinkles on them here, we slit them open and put hot dogs inside.
>>22039073I never wanna hear an aussie complain about Americans again
>>22039065>Me and my friends were basically living off of these things for months>the nutritional value of these things are zeroso youre just straight up retarded then? but anywayits not about macros, these are significantly more filling and digest slower than candy, and so are a BETTER option
>>22039148>be (You)>have an entire world with billions of women>incredibly diverse>still a sexless virginLiterally how do you go this wrong as a man?
>>22039148aussies do have a food culture of their own, australia came from a fusion of european cultures, and so their foods are just that, but retards like you go HURR DURR NO NO DAT COME FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE FIRST
>>22039170>so youre just straight up retarded then?Yeah basically
>>22039171We're trying to have a conversation about Australian cuisine here pal. Stop projecting your insecurities or fuck off
>>22039224Too close to home eh?
>>22039226I fuck dudes so pretty far off desu
>>22039173>sprinkles on bread>sprinkles on hotdog bun>vegemite on bread>alcoholHmm, yes, quite good
>>22039254Could go for some of whatever this is honestly
>>22039148Australian food culture is weird shit like vegemite, fairy bread, lamingtons, gaytimes and pie floaters.Why bother inventing anything new when all the other countries did the more normal stuff already?
>>22039268it's a spam and rice bowl with seaweed
>>22039254wypipo really be eating sponges
>>22039251You forgot sprinkles on alcohol cunt.We're three steps ahead of your trolling you munted fuck and creating new sprinkled food horrors every moment you breathe.
>>22039327please stop, Bruce
>>22039041Why can't you just make donuts
>>22039341gay butthole
>>22039041Those arent hotdogs buns
>>22039148the inheritance from british cooking is hard to overcome
>>22039148I like how they have both McDonalds and cheap beef pies. So quirky!
>>22039073The australians truly have mastered the art of shitposting.
>>22039173>aussies do have a food culture of their ownSuch as?Americans have an indigenous food culture (pumpkins, limes, beans, cranberries, turkey, maize of all kinds, chili/hot sauce, king crab) that you see almost everywhere in the US, what's the Aussie equivalent to that? Koala meat pie?
>>22039041this isnt your average, everyday trollingthis is ADVANCED trollingaussies sped way past the point of being distinquishable between just trolling and astronomical retardation, it might just be its own unique thing nature hadnt dreamt of in its wildest nightmares
>>22039668aussie and kiwi pies are much better than british ones
>>22039073slice that bad boy lengthwise straight down the center and pop a glizzy in there
>>22039801>>22039806I want to have gay sex with a man from each commonwealth nation
>>22039041Hot dog buns are basically cake anyway, so what's the difference really if you go all the way and make it into a donut?
For me it's the Neenish Tart. Nobody even knows where it came from or who invented it or why it's called a neenish tart.It just sorta started appearing in shops and supermarkets one day.
>>22039164Australia is just America perfected.
>>22039325>anon finds a picture of something they want to eat on the internet>posts it on 4chan Literally nothing wrong with that
>>22041095
>>22041112>The earliest reference is from a newspaper advertisement.Notice they don't say what the ad was for. If it was a business selling the tarts then the mystery would have been solved. Was it an ad for baking supplies? Did it have a printed recipe sent in by an anonymous subscriber, or was it merely a mention of the namesake with no further explanation?
>>22041108Literally nobody said anything even remotely close to that.
>>22041142It was implied
>>22041148It wasn't so
>>22041131
>>22041149Yes it was
>>22041159Nope but ok
>>22041152Neenish hands typed this
>>22041152>nobody knows where they come from>UM ACKSHUALLY HERE IS WHERE THEY COME FROM *article that almost literally says "we got no fucking idea"*Starting to think the Neenish conspiracy goes deeper than Hell itself.
>>22039173I watch austrailain food youtubers and all they do is make versions of curry and other asian shit and sometimes grilling meat. I've never seen anything that would make me thing it came from austrailia.
>>22039327damn these niggas still got orbitz but they made them liquor wtf
>>22039041These things suck ass. Nobody should buy such slop.t. Australioid
>>22041837>he doesn't know about stuffed taipan>blue ringed octopus sashimi>gympie tree saladngmi
So this is just fairy bread but with rolls I stead of sliced bread?
>>22042191Nah! They're completely fucken diffrent ay cunt.
>>22042191Fairy bread is margarine and sprinkles. Finger buns are icing and sprinkles.
>>22042221Tell me what you think icing is made of
>>22042229Ok so milk is butter cause they're both dairy. You spread the milk on your bread with a knife or do you just splash it on?Do you make a grilled cheese with yoghurt you fuck, they're both dairy.You fucking child. Like a fucking ten year old trying to get one up on the teacher, hurrhurr dey bofe deyreyFucker.
>>22042229Ice
>>22042229>he makes his icing with margarine
>>22042236Sorry you're so upset. Its made of seed oils. Like margerine. Thats the answer
>>22042245>Like margerine>LikeYou just. Agreed with him. And confirmed. You're a tard. Thats the answer
>>22042247Sorry you're so upset
>>22042253If I'm "upset" it's because you're a retard. Not exactly a win for you.
>>22042255Yeah so like I said, I'm sorry your so upset
>>22042245That's ok, I was unreasonably upset at you being a faggot.
>>22039073I can only see this as like some bullshit snack you would make at home when you’re a kid and probably poor. I can’t fathom this being sold at the store and people buying it
This person here >>22042245 is immeasurably more gay than this sodomite here >>22039231
>>22042268Get well soon bro
>>22039046Not really, no sweeter than normal bakery bread. They're basically just made out of white hotdog buns/long rolls.
>>22039316>vegemite, fairy bread, lamingtons, gaytimes and pie floaters.Firstly, I have no fucking clue what a pie floater is. Secondly, most of these aren't really everyday staples for most people. This is like defining all British cuisine as fish and chips, jaffa cakes, and marmite.
>>22042257*you’reESL retard.
>>22042360Let it go man.
>>22042346it's a meat pie that floats in a bowl of mushy peas
It's just a long donut with less sugar
>>22042243when was the last time you saw grocery store bakery frosting that wasn't shortening and sugar?
>>22042491my anonymous associate already fielded this line of enquiry, good sir- >>22042236
>>22042485>with less sugar*cries in american*
>>22042517>do you make-irrelevant to what's being askedcan you even read?
>>22042567>can you even read?Well enough to know you're the same retard with the same retarded logic.
>>22042802 is this a bot? what are you talking about?
>>22042974You essentially defaulted back to your same flawed argument after seething at being BTFO.
>>22039041They embrace their lunacy, and I love them for it.
>>22042529go back
>>22043221run away with me
>>22039073this is patheticimagine being so fucking poor you put jimmies on hotdog buns and call it a desert
>>22039784>Koala meat pie?the syphilis gives it an extra kick!
>>22043297
>>22039041I like the coconut icing variant
