Favorite kitchen appliance?
my roommate (male) will sometimes dress as shimakaze and blow me on the kitchen floor while i cook does that count as an appliance
>>22039318Thats a sous chef.
>>22039307What the fuck is that thing
>>22039307Could this BE any more of a woman video? Shows off coffee machine and spend entire video fucking around with the screen n in the end no coffee was shown.
>>22039331That's not a woman anon
>>22039331man the person who made the webm just didn't include the entire video
>>22039331>>22039342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZxHGUev6VUi made a webm but apparently there's a 2 minute time limit on top of the 4mb size limit. don't really understand why it needs a time limit.
>>22039352probably so people don't start posting entire movies or tv shows in 144p
>even coffee machines are woke nowIt's over... the kitchen has fallen.
>>22039352>>22039358There used to be some special trick to have no time limit, but they patched it during the /qa/ days.
>>22039307I can save her from her cole burner lifestyle
Roast probe
>>22039410
if it wasnt such a stupid bitch id say a woman, but these days honestly its this >>22039413
>>22039323Male milk extraction.
My ex gf....just kidding, she didn't know how to cook.
>>22039307Who the fuck needs an oven sized single cup coffee machine?
>>22039674betsy
>>22039331Women love home renovations shows, it's the female version of documentaries about war heroes.
>Be Brain Surgeon>Be Social Media Content CreatorYou gotta give her credit for sticking to the lobotomy life.
>juicero>juicero for coffee, germany
>>22039307I never understood why coffee machines ever need to be so ungodly large. Wtf does the machine do? Heat water and grind beans? It's bigger than a f*cking oven
>>22039728They don't always but wall ovens come in standard sizes, so if you want an appliance that stacks neatly in a standard recess you would make it in that size and not some random ass size that requires the home owner to hire a carpenter to redo everything and make an ungodly mess and cost $10k>but actually I can DIY it and there are no regulations where I live and my insurance doesn't carethat's great but the typical customer for these lives in an area that does have rules
>>22039331She loves it because she can see her reflection in it
>>22039674>oven sized
>>22039774Zoomers got fucked out of friends of the opposite sex by the algorithm because Ted Turner wanted people to have girl and boy friends and Techbros are bitter about girls not wanting to come to their Legendary LAN Parties.
>>22039307salamander. use one all day for work and now I want one in my home.
holy mother of all female pattern baldness
>>22039853Female pattern baldness starts at the top of the head and is a diffuse recession, caused by low estrogen, she has male pattern baldness, the classic receding hairline from high test being converted to DHT, the same pathway for balding in men.
>>22039824Correct
>>22039889>Correct
>>22039880do you read /fit/ to have this knowledge or are you just reading about female pattern baldness
>>22039321Actually thats the Head Chef
>>22039938balding in men and women comes from the same root cause even if it manifests differently/fit/ will literally try to scare you away from the cure to male pattern baldness because they think it gets in the way of their roided up gains, go to >>>/fa/balding general to learn moretldr, men have to block DHT (a byproduct of T, not T itself) with cheap generic drugs originally meant for stopping enlarged prostate if you wanna keep the norwood reaper awaywomen just need more estrogen to keep their body from engaging with the T to DHT pipeline.
>>22039307I use this to mix my gravies.
>>22039830>friends of the opposite sexno such thing
>>22039965Maybe not for you
>>22039932Yes.
>>22039945only balding MFers know this much about baldness
>>22039948I used it to give me diapergasms
>>22039674adults with jobsand no stealing copper is not a job
>>22039980you mean formerly balding mferscombining a hair growth stimulant (oral minoxidil) with a 5-alpha reductase inhibitor (fin/dut) really does stop and reverse male pattern hair loss if caught early enough
>>22039991>only adults buy 5 cubic ft unitaskers with thousands of better options so readily available on the market
>>22039774More accurate. Men always binclude their arms in every picture for some reason
>>22040268they really dont
>>22039307>Favorite kitchen appliance?women
>>22039994Can cause ED though.
>>22039307Does she have an only fans?
>>22040405Lenexwants.
>>22039307>Type c bean faggots be like
>>22040026Lots of broke, jobless and bitter adults.
>>22040283We really do
>>22040268>>22039774>>22039331We get it, you hate women.
>>22040791>see ducks swim>heh, look at these ducks swim>WE GET IT YOU HATE DUCKS
>>22039307the reality is:she will probably always use the same cup everyday, which makes the automatic cup height not that usefulshe will probably make the same coffee everyday, which makes 95% of the interface not that usefulafter decades of technology, some coffee machines have million features, some connect connect to your phoneand most of coffee lovers end up using a scale and the pouring techniqueeven a cheap drip machine is still better than all these fancy machines with useless features
>>22040901>even watery piss ''''''coffee'''''' is still better than espressololhere's your (You)
>Thread devolves into boys vs girls fightWhy can't upper middle class influencers just talk about their installed kitchen appliances without lonely people on an anonymous cooking board showing off why they're so lonely?
>>22040904if your coffee is watery piss then it is 100% your faulti think you don't know how brewing coffee works
>>22040874>ducks are swimming>person starts saying "ugh could these ducks be swimming any less????"yeah, you hate ducks
>>22039307Not sure why, but this webm made me despise women more.
>>22040268sigh.
>>22040791I love women and am glad to live with mine
>>22040922Are you KHHV?
>>22041067what a weird thing to say?
>>22041072>It's weird to love your gf
>>22041067Gay energy
>>22041167
>>22041074It's weird that you have to chase clout online about it, is she not enough for you?
>>22041052this site LOVES giving their own anecdotal evidence. they act like they completely won the argument
>>22041193Maybe you do that, but I've never made an anecdotal argument on this site.
>>22041193You’re describing yourself.
>>22041198
>>22041185You can’t get clout on 4chan Cope, seethe, and dilate faggot
>>22041207(You)s are the equivalent of clout/upvotes and give the same dopamine hits newfag
>>22041185>It's weird that you have to chase clout online about itThis sounds awfully bitter. If a man couldn't confess love for his woman we'd have almost no art or music
>>22039774You can watch the Artemis 2 launch in 4K on YouTube. What’s the point of filming it on your crappy phone instead of recording an actual memory of being there?
>>22039318I need to see how you cook
>>22039307kneel before the coffee maker king, peasant hag
>>22041219Right. Because thats the art that gets made...I cant even remember the last piece of "art" that adheres to that description.
>>22041239>her Macudonaludu serves cat pisscouldn't be me
>>22041248Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan: Ghost War
>>22041251
>>22041219Thanks for projecting your gay little thoughts.
