Why can't I have candles with breakfast or some other meal besides my birthday?
Because if you do the Birthday Fairy will track you down and make you sleep through your next birthday. It just ain't worth it.
>>22039415tru fax, happened to me in a dream, I was there, reincarnation
What's stopping you from doing it?
But OP: you CAN.
>>22039415People in comas are actually in birthday fairy jail
>>22039543They get backpay if they wake up though.
>>22039560Yeah, IF. It's not so easy to escape BFJ once you're there though, it's really labyrinthian.
This is now a /x/ thread
>>22039560I’d hate to be the Chilis wagie that has to sing Happy Birthday at a table to one person 8 times in a row