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Do you think men should learn at least three signature baked goods by 30?
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>>22040775
what's that white stuff on their pants
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>>22040776
It's called "light" anon
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>>22040781
nah, there's definitely somethin else there
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>>22040776
Powdered sugar.
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Any human being in a western country should know the ingredients to bake a cake.

And also know the actual ingredients to bake a loaf of bread.

The third one? Idk chocolate chip cookies perhaps.

From these 3 you can basically bake anything.
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>>22040796
men should not bake cakes or cookies. the only thing a man should bake is pizza
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>>22040775
I don't want to put a number on it, but cooking for yourself is a very basic life skill and baking a loaf of bread is very easy. Especially nowadays with easy access to recipes and machines that do most of the work for you.

>>22040776
>>22040781
>>22040785
It's flour, dummies.
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>>22040775
1. baked beans on toast
2. baked beans on potato in its jacket
3. baked beans on pasta
simple as
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>>22040775
I don't think you necessarily need "signatures" dishes or baked goods. just have a basic ability to cook and/or bake, at the very least be able to follow recipes competently. I made my first ever cheesecake just following a recipe and a bunch of people told me it was one of, if not the best cheesecake they ever heard. shit's easy, most people just don't even try.
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>>22040775
This is AI-generated.
https://youtu.be/_ssz0S9YMmc?t=237
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>>22040816
>researching something is the same as doing it

by googling racism that makes me a racist does it?
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>>22040775
Just read and follow the recipe, lil unc.
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>>22040775
baking is for women because men like savory over sweet.
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>>22040834
Yeah, who tf ices cupcakes with their hands hands
Based wkyk too though
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>>22040863
yes.
how do you not know this?
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>>22040775
Cute Interracial Gay couple
Notice how they are happier than 99% of /ck/ posters?
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>>22040834
clanker hate is sooooo last season.
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>>22041053
They’re fake and gay

>>22041055
It will never be out of season to hate stupid bologna
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The photographer was nuanced enough to ask them to bend their right knee but not enough to catch how fake it looks.
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>>22041053
Truth nukem
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>>22040863
why would you ever google the ingredients for something you're never actually going to cook?
if you google "racism" it's probably you're probably going to commit racisms in the near future.
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>>22040775
Everyone should know how to bake and more generally how to cook. This is a basic life skill and gives you agency over your diet.

>>22041053
Someone getting waterboarded is happier than 99% of /ck/ posters thougheverbeit
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>>22040775
Where'd you get this pic of me and my wife's boyfriend? That's me on the left.
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>>22040775
What if you only focus on one type of baked good? I only have an interest in baking tarts, and being a breadfag requires advanced autism.
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>>22040776
>>22040785

>dark pants
>working with flour which as everybody who has ever worked with knows gets EVERYWHERE
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>>22041341
It would get on the shirts before anything if it's coming from starting the stand mixer too quickly but it's a moot point because it'sall obviously staged anywho. Nobody gets flour on that much of the countertop accidentally and doesn't get any on their shirt which is actually level with the opening of the bowl of the stand mixer.
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>>22040775
I know banana bread, brownies and peanut butter cookies. Thats all I need.

Cake and cup cakes are for merry men.
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>>22040775
I do not think that, no.
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>>22041055
I hope you jump out the 76th floor of your skyscraper when the AI bubble pops and your stocks are worthless
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>>22041322
>why would you ever google the ingredients for something you're never actually going to cook?

Because it's interesting? Because of natural curiosity and the desire to absorb knowledge and learn about the world?

Why do you post on the internet if you think looking stuff up means you're going to act on it? Why not just work yourself to the bone and never enjoy yourself ever, since apparently googling racism makes you racist to you.

Why even respond to me or talk to me you fucking moron?
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>>22041322
Why browse a cooking board when you're not going to cook every single thing you see? Fucking twat
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>>22041660
>>22041662
You know googling something can be used as evidence at trial right? If you google something it means legally you were going to do it
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>>22041662
why are you talking in circles? this fag >>22040863 insinuated that you should know how to bake a cake, et al., even if you never cook it. to which i >>22041322
replied that googling the recipe just for the sake of knowing it with no intention to ever cook it is idiotic, to which (You) >>22041662 replied that I'm stupid for browsing /ck/ without wanting to cook the things on /ck/, when in fact i was drawing attention to the absurdity of this very situation all along.
please read more better in the future.
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>>22040863
no but if you spent time researching phenotypes and racial characteristics I would probably assume you're at least a little racist.
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>>22040775
No.
Baking sucks.
Fuck baking.

Real niggas broil.
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>>22040776
It appears to be a stock photo of two homosexual men baking muffins.
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>>22041716
Common misconception, it's clearly a cuck and his bull making cupcakes for the cuck's wife
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Why are they in matching pants?
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>>22041949
Baking uniform
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No. Baked goods are trash. You’d be better off knowing how to cook 3 meals.
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>>22042111
Baked goods are meals
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>>22040775
Signature? Nah. Just basic bitch baking is all you need. That way you can make stuff like biscuits, subs, buns, baguettes, sandwich bread, muffins, cakes, and whatever you need to make. It doesn't need to be Grandma's Recipe family heirloom good or autist sourdough. It's actually better for your waistline to NOT bake - carbs will get you, and good bread is DANGEROUS.

I won't even judge a man for "cheating" and using box mix, nor using any aid typical of the grocery store. It comes out just fine.

The only "signature" baked good I make is a rum cake. And even then I just yoinked it from the internet, which reversed-engineered it from commercial rum cakes.
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>>22041713
> broiler cake
Who would do such a thing
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>>22041679
You know slander and perverting the course of justice are also crimes?
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>>22041692
The thing you seem to be missing is that the original poster said most men should know how to make a cake BECAUSE it is an essential thing, most western people will definitely eat cake in their lifetimes, probably every birthday. It's like knowing how to fry a steak, boil rice, peel a potato.

I don't know why that other absolute room temperature iq fucking regard said "men should never bake hurr" probably because he's a fucking retard who can't provide for his family. Stupid fucking males who work and die and don't make anybody around them happy.
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>>22042331
Why are you so angry and mean
Maybe you need some ice cream
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>>22042331
Baking is for women and gays.
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>>22042358
What do you like to bake?
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>>22042363
I like Brenda Bakke.
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>>22042358
So is cooking but here you are
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>>22042358
I hope you cut your wrists and bleed to death.
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>>22042358
Once again not reading the text and thinking you are right, top narcissist shit, no wonder I don't want to talk to you.
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>>22042358
baking has and always will be a mans profession
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>>22042436
God forbid a man tell other men to better their lives.
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>>22042443
in what way is saying "baking is gay and for women" bettering life's you insufferable cunt
through out history Men have baked and baking has pushed us from being cave men to civilized beings.

you sound like a 3rd worlder who worships Andrew Tate and his grift
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>>22042449
I don't even like saying that guys name.
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>>22040775
Baked goods are for women and gays
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>>22042449
You sound gay. Don't you have a pie in the oven?
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>>22042543
Your mom is a baked good (she smokes pot) and lots of straight men love her



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