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>>22041252yes
>>22041252fellow europoor who has been to the states a handful of times.they're fine. generally speaking, they aren't particularly better or worse than whatever I can find at the grocery store. however they are more "indulgent" than european snacks, the portions are larger and they taste sweeter (which is can be a bad thing). i will say that I am quite fond of jolly ranchers and it saddens me that I cannot get my hands on any where I live.
>>22041254amazon sells them...
>>22041252i dont know what americans have that europeans dont have. i thought america had completely saturated the world with its creations.
>>22041299Europe has very strict about what foods can be allowed. We care about the health of our people, it is why we consider healthcare a human right and have it for free whereas you will be bankrupt from an infection.
>>22041252They can be. Most of the crap in the picture is meh, aside from Oreos. Top tier:>Cheetos (especially Flamin' Hot)>Coca Cola (not really a snack, but you got Gatorade in your pic)>beef jerky>Warheads>Star Crunch>Cheez-it>aforementioned Jolly Ranchers>Starburst>Whoppers (picrel, not the burger, though the burger has improved recently)>fried piesThere's really a lot. We have entire aisles for chips, candies, snack cakes, and so on.
>>22041314I got sidetracked and posted a second pic. Here's the Whoppers.
>>22041320My mom used to call these Whoppers
>>22041297I'm not paying 32 euros + 23 euros of shipping for 600g of Jolly Ranchers. I'm not that desperate. And that's only like, 100g of blue jolly ranchers at most (the only flavor that the hard candy I can find over here can't replace).
>>22041352God bless America *sniff*
>>22041358Lucky bastard... well, at least I can get my hands on Chartreuse Verte and niche cheeses (i fucking love bleu de termignon and l'étivaz) for a reasonable price.
>>22041360Bro, there's mold on that cheese.
>>22041362Good! Mold is good for the soul. Fun fact, bleu de termignon is technically a blue cheese but due to the fickle nature of the specific type of mold used for bleu de termignon, the cheese may not end up being blue at all. It still tastes the same and the mold is still there but it just isn't "blue" at all despite being blue cheese.
>>22041303>We care about the health of our peopleyeah that's why they dont have to reveal the ingredients they put in food lol
>>22041303FDA regulations are perfectly decent, you would know this if you actually did any research. They are flawed of course but aren't horrible overall. Americans are unhealthy because many of them are retarded and uneducated, not because the government is poisoning them. Healthcare being expensive as shit is a completely different topic.
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>>22041385Reminder that these are the same people who claim HFCS contains an addictive drug, and isn't just delicious.
>>22041320>the original malted milk >came out 2 years after maltesers
>>22041448But nobody cares about foreignia. Just like these are the real Smarties, and if you think otherwise, you're a worthless faggot.
American society was the pinnacle of free society, which meant people were free to create both amazing beauty and hideous abominations. And that is what they did.
>>22041467American society is still the pinnacle of free society.
>>22041443I know people in real life who genuinely believe that just regular old sugar (as in, the powder often made from beetroot where I'm from) is an addictive drug. Completely insane.
>>22041443it might not be an addictive substance but it is "worse" for you than regular sugar, just biologically
>>22041358And nowhere else.
>>22041483That was implode.
>>22041477Maybe, but you certainly aren't free anymore.
>>22041486I don't feel very restricted. I think that's only for poor people.
>>22041489>I don't feel very restricted.Good for you, acceptance of your poor circumstances makes things better.
>>22041489>I thinkClass/economic division is one of the main tools that's been used to destroy your nation, Mr "Big Thinker". Enjoy your slightly larger prison cell.
>>22041500>>22041501I like when psychopaths tell me I SHOULD be worried about the things only they worry about.>STOP USING WINDOWS! YOU CAN'T MAKE THE TASKBAR A CIRCLE THAT TELEPORTS AROUND THE SCREEN LIKE FAGWM 0.0.0.3.0.0.0.1-prealpha1>"I don't care.">REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>22041505>Amazing beauty and hideous abominations.
>>22041252>anything made by Frity Lay1/10>except for baked Dorito's and baked cheetos/baked flaming hot cheet's5/10>Albanese gummy bears/worms 7/10, better than Haribo>Reese's peanut butter cups10/10
>>22041527>baked DoritosAre you queer or something?
>>22041530real doritos just don't taste good anymore
>>22041532Real men are dying, and we're left with you. :(
I don't know any of these
>>22041303>We care about the health of our people, it is why we consider healthcare a human right and have it for freeNo free dental care though apparently.
>>22041254Jolly ranchers is one of the few good snacks that you can’t find in europe, Mike and Ike being another. Also Snyders honey mustard pretzel pieces and Cheetos. Otherwise yeah our stuff is as good or better these days.
>>22041620>Snyders honey mustard pretzel piecesFuck that faggot shit. These are the manly pretz.
>>22041252not the popular ones. all of our popular food brands are shit.
>>22041635>I'm so underground and countercultureOnce you're old enough to post here, you'll outgrow that shit.
>>22041670He's right though. I'd honestly rather be waterboarded than forced to eat Twinkies
>>22041675Twinkies aren't the extent of our popular food brands. Frito Lay by itself churns out hundreds of products that yuropoors wish they could smell.
>>22041252I agree some sort of imported american lemon taffy and if genuinely gave me a stomachache even though it was like 40 grams
>>22041726Taffy is either shit or real.If you get some small batch taffy from some place in Savannah, it's good. Outside of that, you get Laffy Taffy.
What international snacks do you guys got worth talking about?>>22041252Off the top of my head, the only thing worth mentioning are flavoured chips like Pringles, or Frito-Lay brands like Doritos and Kettle-Chip Lays. But otherwise I feel American snacks you can live without. I'm okay with Cheetos and could live without, but people here generally like em. Some flavored hard pretzels are pretty damn nice, like Snyder or Dots. I bet you can get popcorn anywhere, but cheese+caramel is a great combo that might be american, idk.Oreos are a solid af cookie, and the only one worth talking about as you can make cookies yourself that are better than most store brands. Most baked goods are better fresh, which most countries have, So I would say anything made by Hostess or similar aren't worth mentioning. I'd also say that most chocolate is better outside the country. Twix and Reese's are probably the best here imo (though I've heard Reese's changed their recipe and it's worse now), and for non-chocolate candy I'd say Skittles or Starburst.I personally enjoy Health (toffee+chocolate) and Take-5 (pretzel, caramel, peanut butter, chocolate), but I rarely see them.
>>22041811After skimming the thread, imma add>Cheez-ItsCheesy cracker, super addictive, blows cheese goldfish out of the water>Kit-katBut actually, international kit kat might be better. Like, asian Kit kat flavours are super fun but I guess analytics says that Burgerfags won't like em or something cause all we get here are chocolate, and on occasion white, dark, or orange dye for halloween
>>22041252Mostly. Most of the sweets are way too sweet, with weird aftertaste, and makes you feel like shit after.
>>22041817>Cheez-ItsI gotchu nigga: >>22041314
>>22041252Generally speaking American junk food tastes pretty good. It has been perfected through rigorous experimentation by multi-billion dollar corporations in order to maximize its addictive qualities and uses all kinds of exotic ingredients and processing techniques in order to achieve a flavor and texture that makes you want to eat more of it. Of course, it's also pretty bad for your health so whatever.
>>22041836If yew got a loicence, bri'ish treats be yummy wummy, dey iz! Loik beans in a cup, innit bruv!
>>22041252I wish this guy a happy life. I thank the gods for not making me disabled with some disease
>>22041868Fucking hell, you're a vapid and boring cunt. Just imagine being as beige as you. Absolutely nothing going for you.
>>22041252
I would only buy the chocolate or "chocolate candy" sweets. They're not that bad. The fruity shit is okay. Hugs/Kisses and Reese's Pieces are my guilty pleasures.
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>>22041628hard to believe I've been eating these for almost 30 years because they still seem brand new to me>>22041675Twinkies aren't popular and haven't been for decades
>>22041252I like Sun Chips too
>>22042098I actively hate and can't stop eating Sun Chips at the same time.
>>22041385It's both. Retardation and being poisoned by the government.
>>22042555>and being poisoned by the government.source? it's not like the FDA in particular allows genuinely dangerous substances in food, as far as I know. what they allow pharmaceutical companies to sell is a different story, of course.
>>22041365>euros are so poor they take pride in eating moldy food
>>22043510If you have ever eaten a piece of salami coated in a white substance, congrats, you've eaten mold. You, too, have been infected by the hivemind. We shall conquer the universe.
>>22043565No cumcoat™ here. God bless America.
>>22043510everything good comes from mold or mold accessories.
>>22041443>>22041480it is
>>22041670you're gonna sit there and tell me that mcdonalds hamburgers are the best hamburgers on earth?
