A chicken and a pig were walking along. The chicken said to the pig:>You know, we should open a breakfast place! We could serve ham and eggs!The pig thought for a moment, then replied:>No, thanks. You'd only be involved, but I'd be committed!
i don't think either of those animals could run a restaurantin fact they can't talk i don't this conversation really happened at all
>>22041565Reading that makes me want chicken cordon bleu. Or a chicken cordon bleu sandwich.
Oh look a 3 legged pig
>>22041565Who was right?
>>22041565Didn't Abraham Lincoln tell a version of that joke? Get some new material, OP.
>>22041565Made me smile.
I don't get it
>>22041565It’s too bad there isn’t a third thing that animals produce that is tasty but doesn’t kill them (civet coffee doesn’t count)>>22041880When he was part of the Force Corps
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>>22041565>european thinks this is humor
A chicken and a pig were walking along.The pig threw the chicken into the hog pen and said:>Die Fucker!!Then the rest of his hog buddies ran up on that cock, raped him, and ate his ass.And the pig heard him being raped and said:>I guess you're a squealer too!
>>22042101>doesn’t kill them (civet coffee doesn’t count)civets are force fed the beans and held in small cages like factory chickens and it often does end up killing them.
>>22042623KEK!!!!
