>See reasonably-sized and priced portion on kids menu>Banned from ordering it because I'm not a kid>See large portion at good discount on seniors menu>Can't order it because I'm not a seniorWhy is this kind of thing allowed? What if you could only order certain items based on your blood type or foot shape? This is ridiculous.
>>22041878I have never seen a restaurant actually enforce either of those, they don't care they just want your money and typically those portions are smaller than the regular ones anyway.
>>22041882Have you tried? They do enforce it actually. My friend wanted to order the Jr Grayskull. The waiter said "no no senor we can no do heeere!"
Imagine being such a limpwristed faggot you get told no when attempting to order off the kids' menu.
>>22041906What would you have done in that situation?
>>22041909Ordered off the adult menu (assuming you're an adult, which, judging by your post, is clearly a stretch).
>>22041878WOWWhat a moron you are
>>22041912That's not the issue. You acted like you're some kind of tough guy who wouldn't accept no for an answer if you wanted something off the kids menu. Instead you disingenuously claim you wouldn't order off the kids menu in the first place, all to hide that you're a coward. Dishonest.
>>22041915I have ordered off the kids' menu. When I was a kid. You're a grown man, time to act like one.
>>22041919So what would you do in that situation? Nothing. So stop pretending.
>>22041923I wouldn't be in that situation, because I wouldn't order off the kids' menu. You sound like you have severe autism. Get your handler to order for you next time.
Why not order online for takeout? They don't know who you're ordering for if it's online and the online forms, at least at IHOP, seem to let anyone order kids menu it seniors menu items.
>>22041925>Act like a tough guy here >>22041906 and that nobody would dare prevent you from ordering off the kids menu>But in actuality you're just a disingenuous cowardWhat would it feel like if you didn't have breakfast in the morning, idiot?
>>22041926That's a valid strategy. Good thinking.
>>22041925Not that guy. But you're actually the one coming off as autistic. "What would you do in this situation""But i wouldn't be in that situation"A lack in the ability to understand another person is a clear indicator of autism.get checked out bro.
>I want adult portioned kids menu choicesThen go to a fast food joint. That's what that is.>I want large portioned seniors menu choicesWhat, soup? Chances are you're at a "family restaurant" serving up frozen shit from Sysco. Buy canned soup or whatever the fuck it is.Also, what choices specifically did you want?
>>22041878>boohoogrow up, pussy
Bring a kid then steal his food
>>22041942>SyscoWhy do so many of you utter twats keep mentioning this company as though every single restaurant on the face of the planet serves their heat-and-eat bullshit.Listen, junior: if you're eating at the sorta of places where the menus are a pick-and-mix assortment of various Sysco items, then it's on you for doing that. I doubt Sysco is mass-manufacturing somlor machu, pibil, reshmi kebab, hasenpfeffer, zurek, rujak cingur, ogusi soup, djondjon rice, gâteau de crêpes au jambon, satsivi, erbazzone/scarpazzone etcThey just sell hamburgers and chicken nuggets and other shit like that. Nothing special.
>>22041942>Also, what choices specifically did you want?The kids menu items for limited time promotional campaigns.
>>22041982Sysco sells all of those things. Do you think big corporations have never heard of ethnic food?
>>22041982I don't waste my money on restaurants.
>>22041990>Sysco sells all of those thingsThey absolutely do not. I've looked through the catalog. It's all gastropub bullshit and frozen demiglace.They do not sell peeled melon seeds or beef muzzles
>>22041878> Ask for spicy> Receive mild because I’m whiteWhat happened to civil rights
>>22041878My brother got caught buying some hotdog meal for way less and the owner banned his phone number and address.
>>22042007I have personally purchased beef muzzles from sysco. Maybe they don't have sysco selects available where you live?
>>22041878IHOP will till give you liver and onions last I checked. You gotta lean with dietary shit. I GOT BARIATRIC SURGERY AND THE KIDS MENU IS THE RIGHT PORTION sort of shit. Bamboozle them with a narrative and front load it so saying No = enough of discriminatory litigious hazard they subconsciously blink first and realize the shift manager fed isn't going to ask for Senior RealID unc bona files for your favorite LIVER AND ONIONS delicacy.
>>220422105d chess
>>22041923I'd threaten him that I'm telling my mom.
>>22042109You have not and your mother is a whore.
>>22042359You're mom sucked my beef muzzle.
>>22041878>See large portion at good discount on seniors menuThis is how we know you're full of shit. The reason they can charge less for the seniors menu is because it has smaller portions than the regular menu. It's not a discount, they give you less food.
>>22041909Do a 180 turn and walk out.
>>22042389Fine by me since, as already established, you have no beef muzzle
Order it to go online
>>22042392360 degrees*
>>22041988>limited time promotional campaigns.You oughta be served a kick to the nards
>>22041878I eat out a lot, and I haven't seen a senior menu in years. they now call them something like "slightly less". most of the senior menu items were more about less food than saving money.
>>22041932But I didn't have breakfast this morning.
>>22041912But he specified he wanted the kids meal you moron
>>22041878>foot shape >certain women and troons can order toe suckin' from me
>>22043691If you're an adult and you order off the kids' menu, you are incredibly autistic and deserve to be mocked.
>>22041890>no no senor we can no do heeereYou sound like you made up the whole interaction to bait people into giving you engagement and trying to redpill people on a normie board to immigrants behaving badly with something that seems innocuous with a form of plausible deniability.
>>22043900No, that's what really happened.
>>22042210Wouldn't you have to be obese or have loose skin for bariatric surgery to be a believable excuse?
