Y'all know we do things a liiiiiiiittle different, down Texas way.
y'all know i had to wrangle me up a slice
absolute game changer. every ingredient asserts itself individually - like a true Texan would - and none of them gets lost in the mix, but all come together in understanding and brotherhood to make something great - just like how Texas was founded.
consumed and we are feeling rejeuvenated and energized. wipe the grease on your wranglers and put your buckaroo scarf back on because there's cows to boy.
>>22042745I read this in a thick Eastern European accent.
>>22042772I read it in a rather effeminate accent. OP is clearly a repressed homosexual.
>>22042772>>22042773I read it in Ree Drummond’s voice, was this supposed to be a man?
>>22042801my aunt loves ree drummond but she is actually from Oklahoma. Oklahomans and Texans get along like horny toads and jackalopes.
>>22042745eat the pizza bones, or make a broth with them
>>22042820i dont eat the parts of food i touch with my fingees
>>22042773texas is very well known for its vibrant lgbt communities. "steers and queers" is real.
Texas you bitch
>>22042739I’ve never had a frito pie but king of the hill makes me want to try one
>>22043052it's a nostalgic dish for me and there really isnt much to it. you can dress it up as much or as little as you like. the only essential ingredients are fritos, chili, and shredded cheddar cheese (raw diced onion is common but not mandatory). picrel is from burkina faso - frito pie knows no borders.
>>22042745you absolute monster thats the best part
>>22042745One slice? And you didn't even eat the bones. Are you watching your figure?
>>22043093nah I'm just poor and cheap. plus i had a bunch of errands to run and didnt want to risk an anal emergency
>>22042739You mean a fritza?
>>22043116i think you've got a bright future in marketing, bucko.
