Sour candy be like: >INTRODUCING NEW NUCLEAR TOXIC WASTE MOUTH RAPING POISONOUS HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI RAPE OF NANJING AGONIZING CANCEROUS ZOMBIE AIDS COCAINE FLASHBANG KAMAKAZEE 9/11 PARASITIC TIENNAMEN SQUARE FENT OVERDOSE TONGUE NUKES!And then it is only a little sour due to FDA regulations lol.
>>22044035this is the only candy that has ever been sour
Malic acid for the win. War heads!
>>22044036My tongue is tingling just looking at these
>>22044035I used to eat a lot of sour candy until I realized it is literally acid powder on top of sugar that sticks to your teeth, surely one of the worst things for your teeth that you could possibly eat. When Matt Stonie tried to eat a bunch of sour patch kids his tongue started bleeding.
>>22044060>When Matt Stonieliterally who>tried to eat a bunch of sour patch kids his tongue started bleeding.billions of people have eaten sour patch kids their entire life without this ever happening
>>22044036that shit's for babies
>>22044061he's a competitive eater who could have easily finished however many pounds of sour patch kids he was attempting if not for the fact that the powdered acid covering them make his tongue start bleeding like 7 lbs in. If you've never eaten enough sour candy to at least make your tongue start hurting don't bother replying to me again.
>>22044061Bait or retarded?
>>22044068If I ate 7 pounds of anything my mouth would probably bleed
>>22044035>>22044036small children detected.
>>22044069sorry, pablito. i can't keep up with all your parasocial relationships.>>22044068you dont have to eat 7 lbs, idiot. I've eaten so many warheads the skin of my entire mouth was peeling off for 2 days, and then i learned my lesson.you guys just wanted to plug your obscure eceleb, didnt you?
>>22044092 everyone knows who matt stonie is he beat prime Joey chestnut at the july 4th hotdog eating contest
>>22044095Nobody knows who any of those people are.
>>22044068How fat are you
>>22044097yes they do, same with Manny Bingus and Paulie Pepe. Fuckin idiot.
>>22044092no need to apologize
>>22044100Are these Glup Shittos
>>22044097you might just live under a rock, I talk about competitive eaters like eater x and Kobayashi on the daily with like everyone
>>22044097Paulie "Macadamia Stones" Soprs o? hello?fucking, uh, Large Vagina???? helloooooooo???
>>22044110How fat are you
>>22044035Rat Fink was already old when I was young.Are you culturally appropriating old farts' youthful icons, OP?
>>22044068>if not for the fact that the powdered acid covering them make his tongue start bleeding like 7 lbs in>seven pounds of sugar acidfuck's sake, that's one way to go into a diabetic coma I guess
what fda regulations?you can just buy pure citric acid sourness and eat it if you want
>>22044188mmm acid made by black mold
