How often does your husband/partner cook for you, and what's his best dish?
Does not cook very well at all, but always willing to eat whatever I cook even when it's something weird or experimental.
Generally every other day (we switch off who cooks daily).There's this cucumber curry she makes that's "straight fire", as the kids say today. Fucking love it. I know it's based on homemade peanut milk but idr what else is in there other than the peanuts, tomatoes and lemon-cucumbers (these sour, yellow, lemon-shaped cukes). I can ask her if anyone actually gives a shit.
>>22044338Peanuts do not make real milk just like you are not a real woman
>>22044355Nobody thinks it does.
>>22044328>partnerdog whistle
I like cooking so it's hard for me to not join in the meal even if he's technically cooking for me. His best dish is a simple pan roasted salmon :3 He cooks it perfectly, especially for me because I hate it overcooked!
>>22044338I'm interested, that sounds like a very interesting dish
itt bunch of gays
>>22044328>cooking for your wifewhy would you ever do that?
>>22044604To be niceAssuming you like your wife, you would want to be nice to her sometimes
>>22044328well, let me tell you about my ex gf who's had a feeding fetishjeez, anon, she would really cook. She just loved to see me eating, trying tons of new recipes all the time. mostly greek/moroccan/italian, but she would also simply put a huge bag of chips in front of me sometimes. Once my belly was round she would take me to bed. i actually hated it, cause it's not so sexy to fuck while bloated, but the sheer amount of care she would put into food and a lot of other things was very satisfying
>>22044619You and I are not the same.
>>22044650CorrectI had loving parents
>>22044670I have very loving parents and my mom did all the cooking like a good mom/wife should. My father was busy being a man and working for six kids and small community. I am working on doing the same. Enjoy being "nice" to your "partner", Gary.
>>22044328how about you fuck off and die, apu?
>>22044355>you are not a real womanYeah, no shit. I'm not even a fake woman. My height, hairiness, voice and thick ol dick would indicate as much. You fucking retard. >>22044601She's showering right now but I'll ask in a couple minutes. I know there's peanut and sesame seeds and stuff. It's good as shit.
>>22044711jesus christ, could you please stop being a sandnigger
>>22044735>>22044601Raw peanuts, cashews or coconut chunks, white poppy seeds (called kusskuss in Marathi because poppy pods make that sound, like a rattle, when shaken), sesame seeds, coriander seeds, cumin seeds, cinnamon bark, clove and cardamom in the paste (she says it's a paste, not a milk).Carom, split chickpeas, onion and chillies fried in oil. Turmeric powder, ginger/garlic paste, tomatoes, cucumber and salt added.Fried.The spiced peanut paste is added, cooked and broken (the oil separates out).Kashmiri chili powder (or cayenne/paprika blend) is added, mixed through then water and a stock cube (she uses these Arab ones from Maggi that she says are the best), reduced slightly then cilantro'd and served with the other curries.
>>22044711Sounds like you had an absent fatherMany such cases
>>22044790Baste, greatly appreciated and savedSounds great!
>>22044790Why'd you marry a Canadian?
>>22044818lmaoShe was just talking to her sister in Calgary the other day. She and her husband can't get white poppy seeds up there because they're borderline illegal in Canada. We can get them from any of the Indian supermarkets here in Delaware or at Walmart lol
>>22044823Yeah but why'd you marry a Canadian? Citizenship? Canadian fever? Couldn't do better? Normal men don't marry Canadians.
I cook much, much better dishes than my gf does. It pisses her off when she starts making something and I go in there changing things. Bitch, just watch what I do and improve! Even she admits that my culinary prowess mogs her
hard to say, we don't really talk much at the moment. But I do find cooked meals around the place. ...Maybe I should leave some chocolate for her, flowers.. chicks like flowers.
>>22044328OwO *gets super shy* ^>-<^ *Raises paw* €==What if there is two husbands? *Blushes like crazy*>>22044328
>>22044328He makes air fryer chicken fairly often, it's not bad.Just about all I trust him to make tho lol
>>22044711>Enjoy being "nice" to your "partner", Gary.Thanks, I will.My name's not Gary tho.
>>22044619I wish my parents were nicer to me when i was growing up, instead i barely remember them for whatever reason. They mellowed out and became a lot more loving when i graduated college and started working but i still have no idea what to do when they hug me, so i just stand there
>>22044829She's not Canadian. My sister-in-law might be? Not sure if she's a citizen yet or not.>>22044815>>22044790Sure, to be clear, this is for lemon-cucumbers, not western types. They're firmer and have a hard, melon-like rind. If they're old, they need to be peeled and de-seeded. If young, they can just be cut and cooked.
>>22045230AwI’m sorry anon-kunI hope you can forgive them, sounds like they handle stress poorly or something dumb like that
>>22045312The funny thing is, there is nothing to forgive them for. We have been a normal family for as long as i have been alive, just not very close until now. It's weird when family suddenly wants to be close
>>22045440Huh, well I’m glad it’s not so bad but just weird lol
>>22044602>>22044328A Gay Persian? NEVER
>thread has the potential for homophobia and racism against Indians>/ck/ immediately shuts that down and starts an uplifting threadBased!
Are there ACTUAL women on /ck/? Or is it where all the Betty Crocker troons come to roleplay?
>>22045219Shut up, Gary.
I've only ever had ONE gf that could outcook me. And that's because she was 2x my age. No girl my age or younger has ever been able to outdo my cooking. Girls' moms don't teach them how to cook anymore. Which is sad, because teaching your kids to cook is a great bonding experience
>>22044711kek gary literally on suicide watch rn
>>22044670Lol you really triggered him
>>22045767Most girls nowadays have more experience sucking on cock than cooking an omelette.
>>22045767Bro, you got groomed. Did she teach you how to cook?
>>22044328
>>22045767I was better at food prep than my wife when we first started dating but after having our first kid and dropping down to part-time, she really blossomed as a cook.
I cook 99 percent of the time but sometimes my wife will go on a healthy eating kick and start cooking dinner more often but she cooks straight wife slop so I’m always glad when she eventually goes back to not cooking.
>>22044650>>22044711you don't have any bitches anyways. so why not quit the 'tuff guy' larp
>>22045767I don’t really understand it. I’m mid 20s and I’ve talked with my friends about this, pretty much none of their sisters or girlfriends seem interested in cooking and a few barely even know how to make more than ramen. I assume some of it’s an overcorrection of gender expectations but it feels like there’s more to it than that.
>>22046269>you don't have any bitches anywaysHow's your relationship with your mum?
>>22044790curiously interesting. Thanks, and tell her thanks. Would put in under, consideration
>>22045767>>22046295A lot of girls complain about the same thing from men. I think there's a noticeable decline of both gender's ability/desire to cook, like some sort of cultural decline (_)>>22045764Is his partner Gary or is he Gary? I think the better question is are you stupid, mad, or both?
>>22046295My step-brother’s retarded ass girlfriend tried to use olive oil to fry bacon. She is twenty-five.
im the one who does the cooking. he has yet to be the one to cook
>>22046106Fucking race traitor whore
>>22046768How i imagine you
