in my state almost everyone that has a farm of any kind has turkeys, but literally none of them will sell turkey eggs to EAT. Why is this? I'm not talking about commercially but just to me.
>>22046234they are keeping the eggs for themselves
>>22046234they are not Joanna eggs.
Because turkeys haven't been fucked with through selective breeding nearly as much as chickens have so they do not lay all year round and even when they go through their season, they only lay up to two eggs a week. They average about 60 eggs in a season per bird
>>22046242is that part of why women lose over 10,000 eggs per month before puberty?
>>22046242I know this, and I'm still asking why they won't sell any to me. I'm not asking to buy them all year round and every week. Just when they have a dozen or so ready for me.
>>22046234>I'm not talking about commercially but just to me.You gained a certain reputation after last time...
>>22046267he got caught shoving them up his bussy?
>>22046248Can't believe I have to spell this out for you but I guess that's the world we l live in now: because it's simply not fucking worth it, you blithering drooltard. Every egg gets fertilised and every egg that can hatch gets hatched and every hatchling gets raised to either become Thanksgiving (or Christmas) dinner or another hen to make more turkeys.Farmers actively search their enclosures for eggs to incubate, ffs. Every single one goes in the box. Furthermore, the only selective breeding domesticated turkeys have gone through have made them into mutant freaks with enormous tits, so large in fact that they can't even fuck anymore and all commercial turkeys are produced by artificial insemination. That's what makes the eggs so valuable. Because Farmer John had to jerk off a turkey and shove a swizzle stick of bird jizz up another turkey's clooc then seek out all the eggs to repeat the process ad infinitum.So no, they will never have even one egg for you nevermind a dozen.What you might be able to do is fund some hobby farm schmuck who raises heritage birds and pay $21 for a single egg. No, that's not an exaggerated price. That's how much Kendall-Mikaela Shearsmith-Jones will sell an egg to you for because she'd be losing out on the sale of a full-grown bird later. You fucking retard.
>>22046306Okay asshole you didn't say before that they prefer to incubate every single egg. The big farms have a lot of turkeys and some don't even sell them as meat, so it seems like they would have eggs available occasionally.
>>22046306>implying ppl just know these things as common knowledge
>>22046312>Some don't even sell them as meat.What in the shitting fuck of a cunt do you think a turkey farm does with their turkeys? Sex tourism? Actually, that might free up some of the labour costs. Get Creepy Carl to yank off the turkeys while Farmer John puts his feet up.
>>22046348Some of them breed show turkeys or trade eggs.
>>22046355Nah, they're raising them as Seeing-Eye turkeys and emotional support wallabies. A wallaby is just a turkey from Deown Undah, you know.
>>22046362Where can I buy wallaby eggs?
>>22046355>sis thought she had a massive "gotcha" with "show turkeys." Like, congratulations little lady, you found the 0.0001% of the turkey population that gets the once-over with a toothbrush and paraded around a county fair by a 4-H kid. Clearly, that is the secret underground supply chain holding back the global breakfast-turkey-egg market.
>>22046366Goddamn you're a drama queen, just stfu already.
>>22046364They're right next to the drop-bear milk and the bacon tree seeds, mate. You just have to put on your best cork hat and ask the farmer nicely.
>>22046248Cuz youre a creep and creep them out. Try not to be such a weirdo going forward
>>22046375>youre a creepHe's Creepy Carl. Since he can't get a job felating turkeys, the next best thing is getting those eggs for his nefarious, creepy purposes.
>do you sell turkey eggs?>no.Is that too creepy?
>>22046401It is if it's the start of your supervillain backstory, CC.
There’s an episode of “Dirty Jobs” that features a Turkey Masturbator.
>>22046306>have made them into mutant freaks with enormous tits And for no fucking reason whatsoever, since turkey breast is the worst fucking part of a turkey.
>>22046503That should be what ™ stands for>why is on so many things? Well turkeys have a lot of fetishes
>>22046523just soak it in the juice, it's real good
Today I learned that modern farm turkeys are like zoomers, they can’t breed
>>22046234Maybe they just don't taste good. My father always tolds that his parents never used the eggs of ducks and geese for that reason too. Only for baking if they didn't had chicken eggs.
>>22046747They taste pretty much identical to chicken eggs but more yolky. Take three whole chicken eggs, add one extra yolk and make an omelette. That's what turkey eggs taste like.Goose egg is the divisive egg. They've got a stronger, more game-y flavour. Like a stronger duck egg.
>>22046760>They taste pretty much identical to chicken eggs but more yolkyActually sounds good.
>>22046523So much this. It's really annoying that all of the grocery stores around me no longer sell turkey parts year-round. I used to be able to go into pretty much any grocery store and buy a three-pack of cheap turkey drumsticks for 79 cents a pound.Now I have to drive to one specific ultra-discount grocery store 36 miles away (roundtrip) and most of the time they've run out. They told me to just call before I make the drive, but some idiot Indian (dot) answers the phone and hangs up when I ask because she's too fucking lazy to go look for me.
>>22046856Where do you live, Brosephine? Two of the three major chains in my area carry turkey drumsticks and wings regularly, one of them intermittently carries thighs and the third might carry drums or wings, but idk cuz I don't shop there much. WAKEFERN stores, Acme/Safeway and Food Lion/Giant are the three chains.If we include smoked turkey, they also all carry smoked parts, like tails, wings and drums but I would guess you mean fresh meat only.
>>22046306I think youre hoarding the turkey eggs
>>22046234I would never eat these you know some of them are full of turkey cum right? I aint eatin turkey cum no way no how.
Turkey eggs is my favorite. I pray my egg dealer sells them forever to me.
>>22047158source: got a mouthful of turkey cum once
>>22046856I'm security for a small chain in my city, they always have smoked turkey wings like the ones you see at Disney Land
>>22046306>>22047057hes definitely hoarding the turkey eggs
Thoughts on guinea hen eggs?
