>24" girth inches, equivalent to two (2!) Subway footlong sandwiches in length!>a whopping POUND of meat! More meat than 4 McDonalds 1/4 pounders.>big ass hotdog bun>only $45That's one hell of a glizzy... Need it or keep it?
how many football fields long is it?
>>22047531Coors Field in CO is a Baseball field.The worlds fastest pitch is 105 mph.That's equivalent to 75 Glizzilla's per second.
>>22047527If you can't afford a 50 dollar meal stay the fuck away from me.
>>22047531The real question is how many bananas long is it, because Americans will use anything but the metric system for measurement. Anything, but usually a banana. Answer: about three and a half
>>22047551When using banana lengths, do you use the straight line distance ignoring the curve, or the arc length of the banana?
>>22047569do you measure your dick by hypotenuse to your balls?
>>22047527Oh my
>>22047527>24" girth inchesWhat
>>22047659Thats like the girth of a big body builders bicep. Have you really never had a hot dog of that size?
>>22047659*girthy
>>22047543if you are able to and choose to buy a $50 meal, stay the fuck away from me.
>>22047682>big body builder bicepProfoundly pleasing post to pronounce. Announced aloud, an astoundingly alliterative aural alignment!
>>22047713https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PosO-RO74ZY
>>22047527Culture of excess
>>22047541That would be 75 Glizzilla-seconds.
>>22047949a glizzilla second would have a dimension of LT, which doesn't make sense for a velocity. glizzillas per second has a dimension of LTˆ(-1) which is correct.
>>22047946>Culture of excessTell it to that fat fuck, Madragon.She eats these.
>>22047527What's the nutritional information for it? How many calories you think?
>>22048163you're really gonna diss my bae Madragon like that
>>22047527if i need something arent i keeping it
>>22047543>mealit's just one hotdog
>>22047741I prefer this one
>>22047527>girthWhite people are so fucking gay. And before yall get uppity only white people and autistic asians care about baseball
>>22048204baseball is extremely popular in latin america. look outside.
>dont know what a glizzy is>but you know blacks say it and it has something to do with hotdogs>so when you see a hotdog in any context, your greasy little brain shits the word glizzy out of your mouth as if it were something to say and not glorified gibberishWhy does this happen so often on here
>>22047527why not just spend $10 and eat 10 hot dogs
>>22048770you are brown
>>22048770The niggerspeak then went on to say 'need it or keep it' which is fucking retarded to anyone who speaks english. Just ignore it, nothing else you can do until enough people are willing to use violence again. Remember retards outnumber people with thoughts at least 3:1.
>>22048809why are you so invested in making this innocuous tweet about a big hotdog a racial issue?
>>22048201>friends for over fourteen years>no pictures of them in the same room togetherSUS
>>22048809>The niggerspeak then went on to say 'need it or keep it' which is fucking retarded to anyone who speaks english. Just ignore it, nothing else you can do until enough people are willing to use violence again. Remember retards outnumber people with thoughts at least 3:1.
>>22048809/pol/ has rotted your mind
>>22048814>>22048839>>22048846>3 retards>>22048809>1 person with thoughtsIncredibleYou called it precisely, anon
>>22048847I'll ask again since you seem to have overlooked my question:why are you so invested in making an innocuous hot dog gimmick into a racial issue?
>>22048849>why wont you engage in my blatantly obvious marxist tacticIts not the 70s anymore and your little commie methods have been public knowledge for decades
LMAO imagine coming to 4chan and getting angry about memes
>>22048857That's not what i asked. Why don't you want to address the question i actually asked?
>>22047949
>>22048204You're fucking retarded if you didn't realize OPs text is a shitpost. It's a two foot hot dog. 24 inches is two feet. OP comically called it 24 inch girth instead of 24 inch length. A 24 inch girth hot dog would be massive. It would be like one of those giant Costco hamburger tubes. And the next line about a pound of meat being more than four quarter pounders should have also clued you in that OP was shitposting.
>>22048908>OP comically called it 24 inch girth instead of 24 inch length.OP clarified that it was a typo and mean to read "24 girthy inches" >>22047685suggesting all 24" of length are girthy as well. OP also misspelled GLIZZILLA in the title, so its hard to say whether they were trolling, drunk, retarded, black, or just the typical product of the American education system.>And the next line about a pound of meat being more than four quarter pounders should have also clued you in that OP was shitposting.OP is correct though. Quarter pounders refers to the uncooked weight, 4 of them in hand is only like 3/4 lb of meat, whereas the Glizzilla has a cooked weight of a full pound.
>>22048931You have no idea if >>22047685was OP or not. And "24 girthy inches" doesn't mean anything. One woman's girthy is another woman's skinny penis. You also don't know what the cooked weight of the Glizzilla is unless you have some information you're withholding.
>>22047527>$45
>>22047527twenty-four inches girth inches?Learn to write, fucko.
>>22048992>You also don't know what the cooked weight of the Glizzilla is unless you have some information you're withholding.Properly cooked hotdogs only lose a tiny bit of mass as steam, at most. They might even gain a bit of mass if boiled. You can experiment at home to prove this to your own satisfaction.It's not like a burger patty where 1/4 of it is lost.
