>salty snotty rawfish tasting with gross shit as a topping...yum!
>>22049353i think like this and say this
Sorry you don't get it. You're missing out.
>>22049353Kilpatrick oysters are fuckin grand tho
>>22049353I would eat all of those in a jiffy they are divine
>ate half a dozen oysters at a family wedding>had a raging boner the whole time
>>22049353spotted the little sissy baby pissy pants
>>22049451i split a dozen oysters with my dad all the time and we never get boners
>>22049470What about when you're splitting you're mum?
>>22049491I'm the one usually splitting his mum, actually
>>22049499Do you both (you and his mum) pop grand boners because you're slurping oysters?
Guys, I will have Saldanha Bay oysters soon. I will be visiting Johannesburg soon and I don't know what to expect. Do I season them? Do I chew them?
>>22049513You're going to be killed before you get the chance to eat anything so I wouldn't worry about it.
>>22049517By whom?
>>22049353I eat them and celery just too cummax.
>>22049470Sounds to me like your dad doesn't love you.
>>22049470we?
>>22049522Is your bf happy about that?
>>22049513Never had Saldanha Bay oysters but you typically just squeeze a bit of lemon juice on them and slurp them up straight from the shell. You can either chew them or swallow them whole (if they're small) or just crush them in your mouth with your tongue, whatever you like.
>>22049554It keeps my inner cum demon at bay; for a while.
>>22049353True. Tinned smoked oysters change the game thougheverbeit.
>>22049353I nearly died of food poisoning after downing 12 of these. Nearly crashed my car on the way home, and proceeded to shit and vomit the whole day. I understand what picrel felt now.
>>22049557Thanks anon.I am a bit afraid, is it a penis-like texture? I feel it is a bit of a penis-y experience.Can you actually break the oyster meat when you chew it? Or you just chew and swallow it whole anyway?
>>22049521
>>22049664I am very pro black people, they wouldn't hurt me
>>22049657>is it a penis-like texturei have never sucked a flaccid penis however it is very soft and floppy so it could perhaps be compared to one. you do break the oyster meat when you chew it, they're generally pretty tender and soft, not rubbery.
>>22049798Famous last words.
>>22049846Nice thanks. I also haven't put flaccid penises in my mouth haha imagine that only har
Fucking love oysters. I'm landlocked (from the ocean anyways) and a few places in my town fly them in fresh and I trust them but they're usually like $4 each. I remember going to Maine and getting them for 50 cents a piece during happy hour
>>22049353Where they from?
i luv raw oysters and anyone who doesnt is a homosexual, specifically a bottom
>>22049470how do you know he did not get one?and check your T levels
>>22049470Correct. Your dads boner was in the split between your buns at least a dozen times though.
>>22049470Probably because your fat and ugly. Kinda funny that your dad doesn't even find you sexually attractive after eating raw oysters. Good Lord you must be hideous.
>>22049353>No oyster juices in the oysterwhy? >>22049878what state?
For me I can't eat raw oysters because they're alive. Either I chew them to death or I swallow them whole and let my body sarlacc pit them. It's barbaric. They're best cooked.
>>22049605What the fuck was his problem? Genuinely can’t remember.
