>has the nerve to constantly demand to be displayed on top of everything it's involved in, alone and easily identifiable, rather than incorporated into it unless it's the star of the show with few other competing ingredients (à la pie) in addition to tasting like fucking battery acid, being too small to have any substantial nutritional value, and consisting primarily of a pit hard enough to break a toothname a single more narcissistic, arrogant, selfish fruit. honestly don't even know why we put up with these little assholes
counter-argument: cherries tastes good and you're a little baby back bitch
why hasn't humanity created seedless cherries yet?
>>22050359cherries taste great if your a submissive little masochist bitchboy who likes it when mommy steps on his nads with her powerful goddess stilettos. but if you're Normal they're gross.
i love cherriescherring my dick where it don't belong
>>22050362Seriously. I never liked them because how big and annoying the pits were. If they were like grapes cherries would be awesome.
>>22050393skill issue
Bleuberries are the only stand alone fruit.
>>22050340Misfortune always befalls the beautiful
Big, ripe cherries fresh out of the fridge is one of lifes great pleasures
>>22050449this>>22050340Cherries are easily top 3 fruit. Ranier cherries in a big bowl of icewater on a hot summer day for me
>>22050449Damn right.
>>22050373>all this projection and shit tasteCherries are top tier and deserve the attentionDie mad about it
>>22050373Damn so that's why I love cherries and now i have to eat a bowl of them
>>22050340>picrel>the fruit of all time
>>22050373femdom is gay but gentle femdom is elder god tierthe closest you can get to heaven is laying your head down in the lap of a big breasted milf as she slowly jerks you off while she feeds you cherries and calls you a good boy
>>22050362https://www.testbiotech.org/en/limits-to-biotech/organisms/cherries-without-stones/
>>22050460>"p-please eat me! please! I'll do anything! y-you can even pick me right off a tree and eat me right there! no cutting or sauteeing or boiling or anything, just wipe me on your shirt and go to town!"desperate. desperate slut fruit. overly needy. tries too hard to please everybody. literally will give it up to worms even. to the point where an apple with a worm in it is like a well known thing internationally. bruised before it even reaches you. Will tolerate literally any abuse whatsoever. no self respect. Ultimate Cuck Fruit
>>22050340BeholdThe nectar of gods
