What are your thoughts on all you can eat buffets?
>>22053134>veggies and hummus vs donut towerI applaud that presentation.
>>22053134Only for trashy people. Classy people like me go to all you care to eat buffets.
>>22053139Those are bagels you doof
Not worth the money: small plates, continuous drink, and most food contains a shit load of sodium and MSG. You feel full, but not satiated, faster with less food.
I don't go for the mediocre slop, I go for the people watching. It's like going to the zoo but even more fun because you sometimes get to see just how much liquid chocolate a profoundly retarded child can consume from the fountain before they get shoo'd off. The best part is how they never change out the chocolate.
is it true Caesars Palace is now $200 ?
>>22053201The worst flavor of donuts
>>22053150The truly elegant go to all you may eat buffets
Well worth it if you're a teen or in your 20s. After 30, the concept should disgust you.
>>22053139you’re a fucking retard there’s no donuts
>>22053201>>22053318Kek
>>22053201>>22053318>they haven't tried the bronut despite being experts at tasting their bro's nutsSometimes I forget that people don't actually know about food on the food and cooking board.
>>22053134i would like the terms to be more clear. sometimes i dont know if im supposed to keep going back for small plates or pile up one plate.
There's never enough food that I want to eat.
>>22053134The only good ones are at high-class catered events rather than some place you pay to get into. The only exception I ever encountered was a local chain called Todai in the LA area that had really decent sushi and shit like crab legs but it was like $40 for lunch in early 2000s dollars and they all closed by around 2010.
>>22053134I live in Vegas and I just don't see the appeal. If I eat as much as I can at a buffet, I need to basically lay down for the rest of the night. It's not even enjoyable, unless I'm going right to bed. I don't know how people eat like this and then function. There used to be a seafood buffet at the M that included free booze, so for unlimited expensive seafood and alcohol, I can *kinda* see it.But not really anything else. I'd rather have a big, nicer meal for the same price, where I can still go enjoy my day/night.>>22053237Nah, it's still under $100. I used to work in corporate there, and would get to go for free, and I still don't think it's worth the hype.
>>22053318>>22053201Bagels are just dry donuts
>>22053490>It's not even enjoyable, unless I'm going right to bedThis sounds even worse desu, I am guaranteed nightmares if I eat a lot before sleeping.
Buffets lost their appeal after I became a germophobe.
>>22053391just eat and leave your plate behind to get another one
>>22053318There's also no tower. Anon is just very confused.
>>22053134Yes I like being fat.
>>22053134Love em. Affordable, no need to decide on what dish you want, huge selection of stuff to plate up, no way you're leaving unsatisfied, good vibes, get to get up from the table a couple times to browse and walk around, no arguments about desert, if you need new utensils, just go get em - no bothering or waiting for the wait staff, never have to tip (it's not even right to ask for tips at a buffet), dem aromas, by mixing stuff you can even make your own new dishes... really love buffets.
>>22053304>t, anorexic faggot
>>22053238Nope, that'd be arsenic.
>>22053134I love them in theory, but in practice, it's become unwise to trust other people to prepare your food.
>>22053511I OMAD and can't sleep unless I'm relatively full, but I crash hard after eating. I do have all kinds of crazy dreams though, which I see as a bonus.
>>22053134No thanks, I'm white.
>>22053517>There's also no tower. Anon is just very confused.To the left of the flowers lies bagel tower Theyre not fooling me again with bagel wall.
>>22053574That's more like a bagel rack than anything, but I'll accept it.
>>22053134OP, can you stop being a fat piece of shit.
i like a good challenge after getting lazy and hungry
>>22053644Make him, you won't
>>22053660of course i won't. It's their decision.
>>22053134Most are mediocre and tend to be mainly Asian and seafood. I wish that there was a good American style buffet near me.
>>22053134>>22053522>>22053629What's the point if there's no MSG?
>>22053519Nice
>>22053574>To the left of the flowers lies bagel towerNice turn of phrase, would be a cool line for a children’s book
>>22053232Are you the guy who posted some stories about some fat fucks at the all you can eat buffet?
I dream of opening an all you can eat place and people would not be allowed to leave before they ate all they could.
>>22053629>you will have ze bagel on top!This is just begging for some asshole to come along and take like the first 6 bagels off because they want the one in the middle.
love em
>>22053678>get invited to a white house dinner as guests of honor>expecting prime cuisine; a dinner that will easily be among the top 3 meals you'll ever eat>gets fed fucking McDonalds off of fancy serving traysI'd be fucking pissed until the day I die over this ghetto ass shit.
>>22054081I'd eat only the patties and claim I'm "keto"
>>22054081Oh shut the fuck up, you dumb fucking faggot.
>>22054081why would anyone expect the white house, government food, to be good at all? the best meals of your life? you live a sad poor life
>>22054038My autism compels me to play Tower of Hanoi with them.
>>22054081Yes, college kids, especially athletes, are known for their love of escargo and foie gras.
>>22053361gotteem?
>>22053134I fucking love them
>>22053134Gluttony is a sin
