Time for lunch, /ck./ I think I'll have 5lbs of shredded cabbage.
>>22053748There was a woman who did 6 pounds of lettuce on video it was wild she even showed the pregnant like belly afterwards
>>220537566lbs of shredded lettuce made her stomach protrude that much? She must have been tiny.
>>22053757Crazy anorexic vegan there used to be a lot of them back in the day
>>22053748>I think I'll have 5lbs of shredded cabbage.I ate half a whole raw cabbage one day when I was trying to lose weight. the pain in my stomach was indescribable, i almost thought i ruptured an intestine or something. it was that bad. turns out it was just gas building up. the next 48 hours of your life are going to be one long, continuous, 48 hour fart. your ass is just going to be open for that long. strap in, good luck
finally, a good fucking thread
>>22053757you have no idea what you're talking about
how are japanese so good at eating food. perfect meal ngl
>>22053801when you live on a tiny littly island, you learn to maximize the nutrients you can grow in one square acre. (or colonize the world like britbongians did)
>>22053798Alright, so enlighten me instead of being an ass.
>>22053846nta but 6 lbs of lettuce is A LOT of lettuce. like, 7-9 average sized heads of lettuce. you're bound to be visibly bloated after eating that much volume unless you're already pretty fat.
>>22053854lettuce is like 98% water
>>22053748I wouldn't put away 6 pounds worth but baked with onions, salt, and pepper I could eat a great deal of the stuff.
>>22053756the one who put a date in the center of each leaf?
>>22053874are you implying that consuming more than 2500ml of water in one go wouldn't make you a bit bloated?
>>22053756Haha that's a funny story! Could you happen to share the video so I can share it with my friends??? Please??? Preferably with the pregnant belly part timestamped?????? PLEASE
>>22053768In the same boat as you, I was on the can all day screaming liquid from my bum. Not a fun time.
>>22053757You need to start small. Maybe eat 1lb of lettuce in a sitting and work your way up. The gas will be excruciating as your innards and gut microbiome adjusts but then you should be able to tolerate up to 2lbs and start the process again. By the time you hit 5lbs your intestines will be ripped (in a good way) and your gut microbiome will be the talk of the town
>>22053748the liquid painful shits, op. do not fucking do it
>>22053748How else are you supposed to train your anal muscles?
>>22053748Make sure to ventilate your sleeping quarters when you sleep or you might die from methane poisoning like the heavy cabbage eating guy in the first Darwin Awards book.
>>22054719Sauce?
>>22054709i ate a bunch of kale stems once because I didn't want to waste them and I felt like I needed to go to the emergency room from the gas pain.
>>22055659Apparently it's (sadly) an edit:https://4archive.org/board/r/thread/16307865/name-of-doujin
>>22054564begone coomer filth!
>>22053756You cant just say this and not at least give a name
>>22053768How do Japanese people do it?their diet is like 40% rice, 40% cabbage, 10% mixed vegetables, and 10% the cheapest food on markdown in the supermarket
>>22057698just like me fr fr no cap
>>22057698Japanese girls make a living by selling farts so such a diet is necessary.
>>22057750I'm gonna need the sauce on that one champ, a direct purchase link would be even better but I'll settle for the sauce.
>>22057681Lenexwants
