What are the homeopathic benefits of cocoa powder? Will it cure my crippling neophobia?
>>22054118yes if you snort a quarter cup of cocoa powder you become immune to mental illnesses. this also works with cocaine.
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>>22054118It seems to make women happy
>>22054118youll get heavy metal poisoning
for homeopathic benefits you have to dilute a grain of cocoa in hundreds of gallons of water
>>22054118>neophobiaso each second makes you lose your shit?because each second is brand new.
>>22054135I haven't bought coffee in years I just refill the cup with water when it's almost empty
>>22054263Nothing ever happens, each second is the same as the last
>>22054118No, the only cure for that is having a heavyset man beat you with a belt while telling you to stop being a pussy.
>>22054118If you mean actual homeopathy then probably nothing. Cocoa is actually pretty nutritious otherwise though, one of the best plant sources of iron, and it has a bunch of various psychoactive compounds that can be energizing and relaxing without the jitteriness that can come from coffee.
>>22054344I don't know how a kinky evening will cure it
You should be eating at minimum one puck a day to maintain the tensile strength of the silver thread which binds your soul to the higher plane
>>22054355this shit sucks ass. no idea why latinos love it so much. you're better off using literally any decent quality chocolate to make your hot chocolate.
>>22054356The latin palate remains at large, an enigma
>>22054364truly a mystery. their food is absolutely delicious (generally speaking) but their drinks taste like shit.
>>22054380I'll unfortunately suck a tamarind jarritos dry
