I've decided to open up a soup vending machine business. What soup does /ck/ recommend i sale?
>>22058070>i saleI recommend you sale chicken noodle, it's nice and comforting and everyone likes chicken noodle
>>22058070italian wedding.
Dude it's summer. You want to sell something you can only sell in one season? (winter) OK, you might get a few in the shoulder seasons but cmon.
>>22058080>something you can only sell in one seasonwhat is this weird thought?are you stuck in the 80s?
>>22058080>oh look, an option for gazpacho!>beep>bzzzzzjjjjjttttttttt>dingmmm yummy cold soup
>>22058087who are you quoting>>22058070open a suicide booth
>>22058070TomatoChicken noodleWhite beanEating big
>>22058089newfag
>>22058070chili
>>22058081??? What does the 80s have to do with anything?
>>22058070you do what the binder tells you do to. you arent trying to break into vending on your own, are you?
>>22058070Make sure you name the company "Soups Upside Ya Head"
>>22058133The Science was preaching Global Cooling back then, which would have made soup a year around product.
>>22058070Clam chowder.Nothing I'd trust more than clam chowder from a vending machine.
>>22058117I’d be camping out at the soup machine all day long like it was a trap house
It's crazy how much soup has fallen in popularity.I mean think about it, it used to be a food everyone everywhere ate. Nowadays I wouldn't be surprised if there were adults who never ate soup ever their whole life.
I'd prefer a variety of soups outside of the standards like chicken noodle, broccoli and cheese, and tomato. Something a little more adventurous and intriguing.
>>22058530when you account for instant ramen noodle soup there must be almost no adults who have never tried it
>>22058530I remember when soup was a pretty standard option for a side with a meal. "Soup or salad". I remember when vegetable beef soup was on a good amount of restaurants' menus. At the same time, ramen and pho have skyrocketed in popularity.
>>22058070Why does that machine look like it dispenses original Xbox games?
Mulligatawny
>>22058530In current year, people don't like the implication.
>>22058070soup, probably
>>22058106hi, newfagwho are you quoting?
>he fell for the soup
>>22058603>plantationdoes a nigger serve it to me while calling me massa?
>>22058749sure is summer early this year
>>22058070salmonejo, during the summer at least. absoluteiy lovely.
>>22058070Anyone remember those old coffee/tea vending machines that, for some reason, also had chicken soup?
>>22058530Thats why americans are so fat.
>>22058530If you love soup so much why don’t you marry soup?
>>22059975name one priest who would allow this
>>22059978I'm sure there is at least one protestant church in north america that allows this.
>>22058070The wuhan bat specialEl sopa de macaco
>>22059960Geez grandpa, only people who remember the Bicentennial remember those machines.t. remembers those machines.
>>22059945who are you quoting
Soup is for faggots/women with the exception of potato soup. Men are exempt from this stipulation when the temperature drops below 40°F/4°C.
