What are some non essential kitchen accessories you use a lot?
A woman, generally.
>>22058628what's wrong with that thumb?
Your dad's flaccid penis
>>22058648In your dreams pal
Muh rice cookerMuh air popper
cheap electric coil hot plateMy stove is gas, but I'm on propane and propane is more expensive per month than electric.
I have a stove but I never use it because I usually just doordash mcdonalds when I'm hungry. Or my parents bring something home
>>22058656Air fryer you moron
>>22058699?
>>22058648>woman is non-essential Do you not like sandwiches?
>>22058707Gay men are way better in the kitchen. 80% of women cook like shit but I've never met a fag who can't make my mouth water
>>22058708I mean, if it's Suzi or F1nn5ter, sure.
>>22058628Would useI think mine is lobster claw oven mitts.They're genuinely terrible but it's worth the delight. >>22058656You're just jealous of my perfect rice
>>22058699An fryer can't cook rice or air pop popping corn.
>>22058708Just accept your homo, faggot-kun
>>22058715My roommate in college was gay and I kind of regret not having sex with him. Maybe it's time I go to the gay bar.
>>22058711But my rice cooker makes perfect rice every time. You're jealous of my perfect rice cooker rice.
>>22058721He would have raped you if you were attractive. If you go to the gay bar you'll still strike out.
>>22058733He was 5ft and built like a twig, I think he was waiting for me to rape him.
>>22058723Yes, it does make me perfect rice and that's what you're jealous of
>>22058628>Ready... Aim... Squirt!
>>22058656>>22058704>NOOOO! DON'T BUY THE AIR POPPER, GOY! YOU VILL COOK YOUR POPCORN IN CARCINOGENIC SEED OILS!
>>22058760I use coconut oil.
>>22058760No, I meant I love muh rice cooker and muh air popper.
>>22058774Coconut is a seed.
>>22058777> CheckedBaste tbdesu
>>22058760This popcorn is legit
>>22059469Is that a bell?
>>22059469is that just to call your dog over for mealtime
>>22058628My ol' reliable. Going on 28 years of usage. The turntable stopped working a long time ago but I just heat in small increments and rotate the food myself.
>>22059525>>22059485It does this, when it works well enough.
>>22059530Let it die
>>22059530That's disgusting. I appreciate people like you paying me to clean though.
>>22059469good o'l eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher. >>22059548what kind of egg is that?
>>22059613I wish there is a tool that works better, though I use it on raw eggs only.It's a turkey egg. I have many.On topic, I use this too.
>>22058628OP would honestly be pretty neat if it had multiple nozzles for different condiments. Make it connect to WiFi and interface it with the fridge so it can remind you when it's running low.
>>22059629You have lady fingers.
>>22059530Microwaves can be a gamble. I remember having an old Magic Chef (electrolux/GE) microwave from 1992 that shat the bed in 2005. It looked like picrel but twice the size. It could fit a whole digiorno pizza. I've gone through three microwaves since then.
>>22059668You h ave lady fingers
>>22059643I like your idea except connecting to IOT>>22059668I don’t think the ladies you’ve gotten with were ladies…
>>22059530You should clean it sometime
>>22059643it clearly has at least two nozzles though
>>22059892It needs 4 nozzles.Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, and Chef's Special Surprise Sauce
>>22059643>>22058628All it would take is one bad day
>>22058650of course you would know gayboy
>>22060102>discounting the fact that your gay dad is a gay faglol
>>22059906I'd be so disappointed if I wanted mustard and accidentally hit the mayo button instead.
>>22060119>I'd be so disappointednow you know how your parents feel about you
>>22060144I mean you are posting here with him, not much better for you desu.
>>22060234ditto queercakes
>>22059530anon we know you don't really use that microwave
>>22058628>red bottle>mustardthis is a war crime
>>22058648Horrible chefs, but wonderful cooks/bakers.
>>22058760Shut up dumb ninja, I use coconut oil and 1.5 tsp of flavacol. Better than theatre popcorn. I also melt about ~30ml of butter and layer it once it's done and I'm transferring to my goyslop bowl.
>>22058788Coconut is a fruit, nut and a seed. It is the transvestite of the oil world and can perform better than male or female oils while being way sexier.
>>22059530I used to live like this... please clean it bro. Or get a new one.Life is so much better on the non slob side
>>22059633I have murderous rage, if somebody told me to get out of their team tent 15 times I might have to stab a bitch after seeing this picture
>>22060119Mayo would be the one condiment that even if I didn't want it, I would be like... that's ok man, it's still good
>>22058628The wife bought a KitchenAid for baking a few years ago and I told her it was stupid and would take up counter space the other 350 days a year she wasn't on a baking kick. Now I use it at least weekly because it makes beaten eggs and mashed potatoes completely effortless.
>>22059485Yes.And when you ring it the egg opens up.
>>22058628Not essential per say. but my Microplane makes zesting citrus, grating finishing cheese, and making quick garlic puree a breeze.
>>22059530bruh
