>french dip isn't french what the fuck why do americans keep doing this with food names
White bread toasted, a few tomato slices, Mario, salt and pepper. I'll eat that sandwich all summer long
>>22058819>Monte Cristco>AmericanI swear up and down I'm being fucked with because I even when I visted the south growing up nobody ever claimed it was a dish of American orgin in fact many attributed it to french orgin.
enough with the ai sloppa
For me it's a Philly Cheesesteak with actual cheese and not spray. Dont give a fuck of that makes it "inauthentic."Like at least 5 times in life I've tried to enjoy donairs but they have never been enjoyable.How are Po Boys?
>>22058819I'll have a poo boy
>>22058819>ice cream sandwichKeked.
For me it's chopped cheese with mayo lettuce tomato. Mozzarella and Mushrooms.
>>22058835If you like cheesesteaks, you'd love a roast beef poboy.
>>22058833it was originally a croque monsieur made with fr*nch toast that kinda just morphed into what it's known as todayso a variation of a fr*nch dish obviously improved by those who know best
>>22058819>po boy is expensive
>why do americans keep doing this with food namesexplain why this is a problem. hard mode: don't be an obsessed faggot
>>22058864false advertising
>>22058819>kaya toast in a weird multi decker format>singaporean flagOpinion discarded
>>22058870 which country is it actually from?
>>22058830Fuck off. You're like a broken record. Are you the fucking retard that goes on and on about pineapple and jalapeno pizza? Just fuck off.
>>22058830>MarioMama mia.
>>22058830>tomayo sammielove me some.
>>22058835>Dont give a fuck of that makes it "inauthentic."It doesn't. The first cheesesteak was made with provolone in the late 1940s by Joe Lorenzo for his own lunch. It wasn't added to the menu at Pat's until 1951. Cheez Whiz wasn't invented until a year after the first cheesesteak was sold to a customer and wasn't adopted wholesale until 1966 with the opening of Geno's directly across the street from Pat's. Geno's offered whiz to Midwestern tourists who didn't like how real provolone tasted. Pat's eventually followed suit. Originally, whiz was used at Pat's exclusively for cheez fries. Whiz was never authentic and was always for flyovers.
>>22058819>what the fuck why do americans keep doing this with food namesAmericans like to think they invented everything, so they rename things and give it a little backstory as to how it was 'invented' and then edit wikipedia It happens with foodstuff quite a lot but also many other items too.
>>22058833>southerners>dumb fucks who don't know shit about anythingWow. Riveting tale, chap.
>>22059064 >Americans like to think they invented everything, so they rename things and give it a little backstory But they renamed it to be french for some reason?
>>22059064That was just two sentences, with punctuation omitted, and yet you still managed to not understand what you've read. I'd tell you to work on your reading comprehension but you'd probably misconstrue it and make a comprehensive visit to Reading.
>>22058819Idk but i kneed a hambon buerre
>>22058819Is it dipped into French onion soup?
>>22059105>But they renamed it to be french for some reason?Just like GI's 'discovered' Fries in Belgium but thought they were in France and called them French Fries.Not the brightest.
>>22059188Doubling down on retardation doesn't make you less retarded, retard-kun. Not only were french fries known to Americans long before a single lardgolem soldier ever set foot anywhere outside of his home country, the word "french" here has fuck-all to do with France. "Not the brightest" indeed.
>>22059064>>22059188Obsessed faggot, KILL YOURSELF
>>22058819That's not a real ice cream sandwich, thats a trendy abomination youd regret buying when it gets all over your hands arms and lap on the first bite
>>22058819>BLT>USANo
>>22059183au jus
>>22058819>no beany joe
>>22059220To be fair, she's not wrong: you corpulent cunts do like to imagine you invented fucking everything. She's just got shit reading comprehension, a shit grasp of history and shit knowledge of fairly common culinary terms. She doesn't know what "frenching" is. She thinks "American GIs" existed in the 1890s. And she completely misunderstood the OP.
>>22059288>you corpulent cunts do like to imagine you invented fucking everything.I'll remember this the next time a "do Americans really" thread comes up.
>>22058819>>22059222There are two types of ice cream sandwiches; chocolate wafer or chocolate chip cookie. Everything else is a mental disorder.
>>22059864Agreed fully
>>22060737>>22059864>samefag has never had aiskrim roti gorenglol
>>22058819>whyWhen you live halfway across the world during the time period when these names were coined, adding such names to your food made it sound exotic and interesting.Oh wait shit, the meme answer, uh, AMERICANS BADno no no, uh EUROPEANS BAD
>>22060771Absolutely will not be as good as the humble chocolate wafer og
>>22058819>jambon beurre doesnt come with jamwhat the fuck is going on with this? i always have to source my own, now. sometimes i dont have a jam packet in my car because i used it for breakfast.i remember they always used to give you jam with your jambon beurre but now they stopped and they say they dont even carry jam anymore.
>>22060784Chocolate wafer sucks dick. It always gets soggy and the water comes off on your hands. Plus it barely tastes like chocolate. Cookies are the best for ice cream sandwiches because you can use any cookie you like. Second to that is deep fried bread.
>>22060784I disagree but you do you. Better than eating ice cream on a fucking hotdog bun. I bought cinnamon dulce de leche taco shells once, meant to make ice cream tacos. Were it not for the disgusting artificial caramel flavour, they would've been pretty good. Taste meh lah, waffle cone better.I only posted aiskrim goreng to show that there're plenty of good options beyond those two mentioned. Square frozen waffles? C'mon now, that shit is great. We only buy the square ones because I've got a kid (last day of school, and it was a half day, so we're home now) and it's easier to portion square waffles into appropriate ice cream sandwich sizes. Cut in half diagonally, ice cream on top, sandwich the two triangles together and cut from the right angle to middle hypotenuse. One sandwich for kiddo, one for me or his weird friend down the street with the hipster parents. Circular, like eggo, is good, too, but more difficult to portion equally
