>>22059337Love this stuff with lasagna. Phil and Holly showed me.
>>22059338Mmmm.
>>22059337What is it?
>>22059337nothing hits the spot like a salad cream sandwich
>>22059358let me google that for you
>>22059337It's just Miracle Whip, nothing to soil your drawers over.Ye olde meme is old and unrelated.
>>22059364>It's just Miracle WhipNo, it is not. While it shares some similarities with the mayo category of condiments, its texture and flavor are very different from Miracle Whip.Hate these lazy-ass comments. Same fucking people who claim that A1 and HP sauce are the same. They're dramatically different.
>>22059337I don’t think America has any room to talk when it comes to questionable condiments, sport.
>>22059359Is it literally just salad cream and bread? Sounds like something a little kid would eat.
>>22059508>literally Sounds like something a little kid would say.
>>22059400All of us burgers know that our condiments are indefensible. It’s time you lot take accountability as well.
>>22059511And hyperfocusing on one adverb like that is something an autistic kid would do.
>>22059400>*angry bong deflecting noises*
>>22059337its just vinegary dressing
>>22059337it gets bettermayo, vinegar, mustard concoction with cabbage, onion, carrot, gherkins, red peppers
>>22059337>Bongaloids, explain yourselvesWHY?
>>22059337It's literally Miracle Whip.t. Amerifat
>>22059593>It's literally Miracle Whip.> literallyIt's literally not.
>>22059337It's the acceptable way for the lower middle classes to add vinegary flavour to their salad - if you use balsamic vinegar to dress a salad people will think you're a queer.
where’s the picture of english sandwiches that has salad cream
>>22059358>What is it?
>>22059652it's funny, i remember this show mentioning pot noodle, chutney, vindaloo, beer. but not like salad cream or brown sauce
>>22059662There's a whole bit about salad cream. Kryten chimping out because the foid keeps putting it in the cupboard after he spent months training everyone to put it in the fridge.
>>22059546That shit is goddamn crack.
>>22059337If a premade sauce is white it's just fat. If it's red it's just sugar. If it's white-ish it's both fat and sugar. Anyway, total britbong death.
>>22059508Yes, squirt salad cream onto white bread, fold in half and eat.
>>22059337makes teh best prawn cocktai lsauce
>>22059343The British must answer for their crimes.
>>22062267What exactly is in Heinz Salad Creme?
>>22062288let me just google that for you
>>22062293Been a minute. What'd you find?
>>22059359Cheese and onion crisp sandwich with salad cream is elite.
>>22059359salad cream butty, pie sarnie, tuna and sweet corn pasta, what are some other trash brit staples? chip butty? dettol butty?
>>22062498Cheesy chips?
>>22059366>>22059343for $9 i'll make due with mayonaise
>>22062498>what are some other trash brit staplesA Spotted Dick with Salad Cream is also known as a Creamy Dick
>>22059361Well? What did your googlegaga come back with?
Looks like the bottled coleslaw dressing we have
>>22059513i find it upsetting that the R and A on the kranch bottle are red even though they are part of the word ranch and not ketchup. very disturbing. i am upset.
>>22059337
What the fuck is happening over in bongland?
>>22063906
>>22059337I'm America and never heard of Salad Cream outside of Fawlty Towers but now I hear Salad Cream and always laugh and think of that bratty twat
>>22059364>>22059343>>22059338You niggers are putting miracle whip on your fucking pasta?!!?!?! Okay you know what Britain, if I am visiting and I see one of you dying on the street I am looking the other way.
