Hello it is me - Delicious Mushroom. Please remove the water content from me that is holding back my true potential of both flavor and texture. Thank you for listening.
>>22059851that is Imposter. i am Real Mushroom. Do not remove my water, Human.
>>22059851How do you remove water?>>22059855You’re so tasty though, imagine you but even tastier
they are so cute sometimes
all I ever do is fry them in a saucepan with a tiny bit of olive oil and butter, low heat, lid on. At some mysterious moment which changes each attempt the mushroom turns absolutely wonderful but I swear to fucking god it's impossible to identify when
>>22059971I recently heard lid on can make them mushyHaven’t tried without though
>>22059851Wrong type of mushroom.
>>22059851It's interesting watching them cook. Nothing seems to happen but then the water comes out! Fucking shrooms, man.
>>22059968Cute agonising death.
>>22059971For me its when the smell gets nutty
>>22059851my grandpa used to cut this shit off trees at the public park and fry it up. i wish i wasnt a little kid with a bitch palate when he was alive so i couldve tried it.
>>22060357Actually is edible but they're small and slimy. So not worth it.
>>22060379Chicken of the woods is a pretty decent choice and I would say easily recognisable. Good choice.
Anyone have that timelapse webm/gif/mp4 of a mushroom shooting up and then suddenly dropping an intricate net-like veil down to the ground? It's similar to the one in this photo but might not be the same species.
>>22061767?
>>22059898>How do you remove water?cook them. what I do is cook them in a little bit of water first before letting all of the mushroom water boil off before frying them in oil. if you fry them in oil immediately you'll end up needing to add even more oil afterwards.
>>22061978why does it do this
