What is some IRL bufffood? Perks have to be immediate, can't be some esoteric bullshit about eating this veggie for 2 years and you'll gain 1 year of life Caffeine comes closest I guess, also I do feel pretty good after eating broccoli, but I can't really tell what stats it increases so I'm going for a +4 on all stats.
>>22060565"Added testosterone is only legally permitted in beef and lamb production. In countries like the U.S., producers use hormone implants to increase livestock growth efficiency." I wonder how many supposed health effects of a beef diet come from the testosterone.
>>22060569Man I'm making a fun thread. It's not for you to chatgpt some bullshit out of your ass
>>22060578People are so pissy, were people this pissed about the Google search engine? Cause this is basically a better search engine that can hallucinate stuff and unreliably perform tasks.
>>22060565Alcohol -4 to all stats
>>22060587I believe alcohol at least raises your spirit stat.Spinach also seems to be a contender, because placebo at the very least. But I havent had it in a while
>>22060594Any fat - +2 to survival checks in cold climates (gradual effect, must be consumed for a period of time before takes effect).
>>22060586if I were talking to you irl and every question you asked, you whipped out your phone and asked gpt, I would walk away from you
>>22060565Matzo ball soup:+5 to Trade skill
>>22060569I keep hearing about these hormones but literally every package at the grocery store advertises no hormones.
>>22060565I don't understand the question
>>22060565Apparently garlic has several buffs, but only if you chomp down on enough fresh garlic all at once to make like 5 meals.And it comes with the debuff of making you smell like garlic.>>22060586The only reason It's a "better" search engine is because they intentionally made search engines worse. Once upon a time google search actually worked and provided the results you actually wanted.
>>22060565Wasabi or horseradish can clean up your nostrils in an instant. There are some foods are decent laxatives, so not really buffs more like defub removers.
>>22060611Why is that? It looks similar to german grießknödel soup.>>22060624Haven't thought about the stuffy nostril cleanse.
Ginger, ginseng, mussles and walnuts give you a boost to fucking and cumming
>>22060623>they intentionally made search engines worseNot even sure that's what's going on. The Internet used to be very diverse. You searched for anything and you'd come to forums, hobby pages. Lots of labors of love and dedication. It was very easy to find some random university professor's page on whatever niche thing he was researching. Whatever you wanted, you'd probably find quality info easily.But those people aren't investing millions into SEO because their goal is to share, not to profit from traffic. Nowadays you search for anything and you gotta dig through thousands of trash results. AI made websites, article sites that are now AI but were still just mass produced trash before AI came around. Shops offering you stuff that share a keyword with whatever you're searching for. The usual suspects sharing whatever random shit with matching keywords (Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Etsy...), nowadays also mostly AI generated instead of at least some kind of version of the actual thing.When was the last time you came across a page that was a pure labor of love? Awful wallpaper, shitty menu, a shitload of high quality information from an expert, absolutely 0 care about SEO, no monetization at all other than maybe a small ads banner out of the way that's obviously plugged in by the hoster and is not the author's fault. They just can't compete against the 1000d "was this written by AI or an army of Indian ghost writers?" word salad site that treats content as a way to game search engines into bringing you there.The Internet has always been made of the in the void. But they used to be stars and lighthouses, and now they're mostly anglerfish trying to catch you.
Alcohol +Charisma--perception --dexterity -strenght -endurance
>>22060587>Alchohol +2 charis+2 str-4 con-3 dex-3 int+1 wis
>>22060621in electronic interactive video-based games, there are often food items that apply "buffs" or "debuffs", i.e. increase the "stats" (numbers go up) of the "player character". OP is asking if there are foods irl (in "real" life) that provide similar "stat boosts" that help (You) affect the world more better, and/or be affected by the world less badder
>>22060975>>22060938Alcohol is a debuff to every stat across the board. Having quite a few arm wrestling matches against drunk people I can tell you that it does not buff STR. Not being a drinker myself, it also does not buff CHA. Have you ever spoken with a drunk person when not drunk? Probably not, I am guessing. It makes you dumber so you do stupid shit like shoot your shot with someone you normally wouldn't. Thing is, they have been drinking too. So they do stupid shit like fuck someone they normally wouldn't. And because you are stupid you think it buffs CHA.
>>22060938>>22060975It makes my endurance go up.
>>22060998Yeah but I love slutty horny women so when they’re drunk coming onto me I actually do love it. Granted I’m always drunk too.You’re right that drunk men and, especially, women are a fucking chore to be around.
If you drink at least a liter of beet juice you'll get a severely elevated heartrate if you go to the bathroom doing 1 and 2 and then looking into the bowl.
>>22060879Download and use TOR and you'll be back to how it used to be for the most part. The problem is most people would rather just start a subreddit.
>>22060565Every time I eat mennemen i feel like i could go work a hard day of construction Definitely a +str/+stam food they're making warriors over there in Istanbul
>>22060594>I believe alcohol at least raises your spirit stat.Drink enough of it and you get a blessing of protection. Ever wonder why drunk drivers walk away with scratches and sobers die a painful death in crashes?Ever notice drunk college kids can fall off a roof and basically be okay? Yeah.
>>22060565Grapefruit extends the duration of some medications
the other day somebody bought a tray of b12 pink lemonade shots. i asked if they work, he said they don't spike his glucose. i don't know what that means>not feeling great>buy one>drink one>actually feel bettereven if it's a placebo it works and i feel fine at work now
>>22060565>243.6Stramge number. Any warm soup gives +2 to vitality and spirit plus additional stats based on type.
>>22060565Veggie and fruit pressed juice, all the good minerals packed into a glass.
>>22060611I'd like to try that one time. I'll give it a go next time I'm at a tiny hat delicatessen.
>>22061677I was on some before that were explicit saying do not eat grapefruit or drink the juice while taking it. Like it was on the pill bottle on a separate sticker serious. Weird.
>>22061677>>22061886That shit makes you get way higher on mushrooms. Basically lets you re-peak for like 12 hours
Beets. Will make you test positive for blood doping. They increase your oxygen uptake similar to blood doping. A beet a day.>>22061723Borscht. Combine the two.
organ meat makes me feel fantastic and gives me rock hard bonerspate if you're squeamish
