webm thread
none of these people will sleep with you no matter how often you spam their videos.
>>22060827Can I have this girl serve my next meal?
>>22060827I'm afraid to ask what she's hiding in her back pocket
>>22060807Not even the girl from >>22060785 :(
>>22060785she has very nice boobies
>>22060834That's the dessert
>>22060788beorgia :DDD
>>22060789>>22060785very nice tits
>>22060789>>22060785What is it like to date a girl as attractive as these ladies? Is it fun? Are pretty girls caring and fun to be around? What if your personalities are too different?
>>22060789is this a cooking video of a fucking jiggly tits video? do I need to remind you that this is a blue board?
>>22060789then who was camera?
>>22060867frankly, i'd rather eat a shoe of proper leather than that quantity of fondant
>>22060921Perfectly sauced.
>>22060788Anon what's with you and this dish? You have multiple webms of this dish? Is it good?
>>22060919>buh buh buh thats haw my granny always done it so its the right waaaaayyyy
>>22060916Generally women get their beta male friends to film their tiktoks for them. If you've ever seen a "girlfriend POV" tiktok and you notice that the guy's voice sounds cucked, there is always a 100% chance it's a guy that's been friendzoned.
god take me back...
>>22060846>third worlder with an industrial machineYeah I'm not finishing this video. No thanks.
>>22060956That cornfed Midwestern housewife with the glass of water is just waiting for a handsome stranger (me) to swoop in and take her away from it all.
>>22060962ypipo don't use obey on they shrimp
>>22060921I can't believe he was able to learn all of that in only 72 years! This man is the Michaelangelo of our days.
>>22060956The whole documentary is good, very soulful
>>22060956My heart: *exists*Butter burger: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move.My heart: wait but that's illegal
>>22060789She toasted the wrong side of the bread.Wouldn't it be better to toast thesmaller face to maximize ingredient potential?
>>22060955anon look at her, she has a bf/husband
>>22060914chicks like that aren't for talking with.
>>22060927>Guy who hasn't bought furniture and has no kids or wife and is probably in his late 50s is a "minimalist" nah bro just gave up
>>22060805Marry me.
>>22060914Attractive people have different kinds of personalities too. How nice they are depends on how much they respect you.
>>22060837If you’re doing dried herbs, wouldn’t you want to put them in at the same time as the half n half?
>>22060914It depends on how well their parents raised them
>>22060919The cutting board swiveling is driving me crazyyy
>>22060956I love the convenience of my suburb but i appreciate how close it is to rural areas with diners like this
>>22060966Chances are she loves that life, good luck swooping her out and keeping her lol
>>22061020No
>>22061110I love that shitMy city has a few middle eastern coffee places, and I’m pissed that the one closest to me is the weirdest of them all. All their shit is burntThey even burnt my fucking tea
>>22061047I dont have the source handy but in a thread a long time ago it was posted that he was a paid actor who has done tons of reality shows
>>22061072>ingenuity of the Indians>European technology>still manages to get his hands in the powder as he sifts it at the end
>>22060846they call him "shartdeep 7 fingers"
>>22060785Isn't it black truffle?
>>22060789One of the ugliest pairs I've ever seen. So tired of coomer threads.
>>22060915Last time I reported a coomer thread, and complained about the thread in the thread, I got banned for 3 days.
>>22060927why is he red?
>>22061110i love greek coffee
>>22061125No
>>22060805>sawing motion with a straight edge
>>22060890
>>22060890well worth a shorter lifespan
>>22060789yes she does
>>22061072>everything that's so ingenious about the indiansStopped watching there
>>22061235And euros gave them the chili pepper too.
>>22060785What's the going rate for giving a girl the old Dubai Chocolate experience?
>>22060788Thats a lot of pesto
>>22060789I would like this better if the steak and bone marrow toast were separate
>>22061020that's food for runway models
>>22061415for you
>>22060955That's cope on the part of the simp viewers.And supporting/encouraging that cope is just brand management on the part of the ewhore.These girls almost always have a real relationship, or at least steady hookups, they keep secret because the delusion that you just might have a chance is part of they fantasy she's selling to the hopeless losers that watch.By the way, that's not really her replying to your DMs either.
>>22060785The Dubai experience
>>22061454the most regrettable part about the invention of the internet is how it allowed the worst people to flourish and prosper
>>22061570you mean people who make dumb faces or like pedophiles and murderers
>>22061521Projection. I don't even own a tiktok account and have no means of messaging them. You're literally whiteknighting for the betamale cameramen of retarded tiktokkers. Or maybe you are one of those betamale cameramen in some kind of cope.
>>22060919be careful not to hurt yourself in any way
>>22060966you're fixin go get your ass beat by her TIG welder boyfriend
>>22061592>murderersa lot of great men and leaders were technically murderers blood alone moves the wheels of history -Dwight Schrute
>>22060919She says in the intro that this is The Italian Cooking, so all of those tryhards in Italy can fuck off. This is what good Italian food looks like.
>>22060956I always enjoy the cooks double take at the monitor. Like someone just ordered a salad and she didnt even know it was on the menu.
>>22061592>>22061454To be fair, this guy looks like a pedophile who makes dumb faces.
>>22060914I've dated a couple 8-9/10sThey're used to a much higher baseline of being hit on constantly that will drive you insane if you're insecure or emotionally invested in any way. They have hordes of friendzoned beta "friends" who are waiting years for a crumb of pussy to fall out and their DMs are constantly full.The hottest chick I've been with was also the funnest gf I had because she had exclusive access to afterparties and exclusive gigs constantly, we'd go out and party and I would get in anywhere with zero hassle even if it was a club with a strict dress code and I was wearing a torn jean jacket and baseball cap. We would constantly skip the queue at bars and restaurants and could hang out in the green room at music venues with artists. We never had a single day where we were just on the sofa doomscrolling, there was some event on every day that we could crash with zero problem with the tradeoff being that the guys hosting those things were constantly hitting on her. It got a bit tiresome though and if you can't keep up with them they'll leave you in the dust for the next guy on their roster. In all I think they are so used to male attention that they are kind of unempathetic towards partners, nothing you can do will really woo them so if they're interested in you they take you along as some sort of accessory or wallet with legs until they get bored of you.
>>22060785I wanna see what she did with the shaved truffle in her hand. I bet it was awesome.
>>22060921As much as it is fun to shit on Jiro and the whole 16 years cooking rice meme, it is genuinely impressive to see anyone who has mastered their craft (e.g. surly king of egg fortress) executing such fluid movements
>>22061647Damn dude that sounds miserable.
>>22061277>it just werks
>>22061734well two tablespoons of sugar in my pasta please, not that damn much you bumbaclot
>>22061678> most fun he’s ever had> wow sounds miserable> why am i forever aloneMany such cases
>>22060846This video is so old, he's probably missing both arms by now. You newfags need new material to satisfy my oldfag appetite, do better ok?
>>22060785>>22060789>>22060805>>22060827>>22060805highly questionable content.
>>22061770Nta but having to constantly fight off other guys over a woman I'm not head over heels in love with sounds like a nightmare and a full time job. Having a personal event coordinator that occasionally fucks me is not what I'm interested in.
>>22061734This is why you have inner-city black women who look like a bag of basketballs with fat just falling out everywhere.Refer to my oc for reference
>>22060951For those old world women, their knives are so dull they pose no real risk when they cut like this. They very often have no choice but to.
>>22060940*precisely
>>22060788>fried chickendid she accidentially use a F thermometer for the oil?
>>22060890>local market meat section started importing capocollo straight from italy>ate nothing for lunch but gabagool, provolone and vinegar pepper sanwiches for weeks
>>22061454some aggressive gum disease going on in his lower jaw there
>>22060962That text shifting in the cutscenes is giving me epilepsy.
>>22061148>loves third world food>complains when the food is third world tier
>>22061717Were the butter churners really that little back in the Amish days?
>>22060955Perhaps but not in this case unless it's a different camera guy on her of.
>>22060968They absolutely do if they live in Maryland
>>22060785Slut. FUCK HIM im at least twice as good lucking as him. Fucking whore throwing herself at substandard men
>>22061277All edges are serrated actually.
>>22060956kek I love how some rural diner and high-class steak restaurants cook things the same way>Drown it in butter!
>>22062021>do you remember when->yeah
>>22062045>the serrate of the edge cuts the bread
>>22062021Bro got the Yakubian head.
>>22061717
>>22061269He was a minimalist who lived in a very sunny place. Sunscreen didn't fit in his minimalist lifestyle. The clip is from the show Extreme Cheapskates. It gave us gems like the lady who cooked lasagna in her dishwasher to avoid using more energy by turning the oven on. She also scraped leftover spaghetti sauce from her families dinner plates back into the sauce jar.
>>22061890> fight offThat sounds dramatic, and like you have low self esteem so you would struggle to just say “she’s with me” and carry on with your night. > why am i forever alone
>>22061110where does the coffee come from???
>>22062021a sniper's dream
>>22060785That's a black truffle, incel virgin Also trufflet
>>22060837>not taking the tails off the shrimp efore cookingDisgustign.jpg
>>22062185pipes under the sand
>>22060927>>22061218https://teeveeronnie.wixsite.com/teeveeronnieHe's an actor.
>>22062249I got my gf a job as a waiter at a fency french restaurant and that's basically how it's going.
>>22062178ah, so you are projecting.carry on.
>>22062348Incompetent slut can't even make it as a waitress. Nice whore you got there normiefag
>>22062021HE GOT A LOT ON HIS MIND
>>22060914Majority of attractive people are vapid and retarded as fuck. That doesn't mean they're mean or bad people but most of them really are fucking stupid as fuck because they're so attractive that they can manage to coast through life on their looks alone. Elementary school, no kid left behind so even stupid ones will get passed. High school, the hot 15, 16, 17 yr olds will get passed because of horny ass single teachers or horny ass teachers in loveless marriages. After that it's super cup cake easy mode because after high school nobody really cares how smart you are if you're attractive you will be able to date literally anyone. And by that point you now have dating prospects with actual money to where you don't even have to do shit except exist and look pretty/handsome. Also see>>22061039 the people dating those kinds of people don't really give a fuck about anything else except eye candy to fuck.
>>22062021Fivehead
>>22061277She needs to sharpen her knife lmfao.
>>22062337Like in Dune?
>>22062249at least it's not gonna stink their hair
>>22060805god imagine asking for a handjob in public and instead of calling the cops on you she just fucking goes to town on your dick with those strong hands of hers, not breaking eye contact until you ejaculate
>>22061647Be dominant, duh
>>22060785
>>22063047Eugh, for once you can keep your pitmaster privilege.
>>22061110How does he get out
>>22061900Kek
>>22062348fuck off
>>22060846>>22062037>>22062195ALL ABOARD THE CHICKEN NUGGET EXPRESS!
>>22060914It's nice to put your dick in them.But same as all women, young or old, fat or thin, hot or not, you must accept that they will never be the love you're hoping for. The good ones are loyal, honest, and comforting.
>>22060785spill more on her tits you cuck bitch.
>>22063095that's not for nuggets thats an egg farm
>>22060919Marie is amazing. Dumping all the golden onions and garlic so she can reserve the oil to pour over her canned tomato sauce is hilarious.
>>22060966Cornfed? WTF
>>22061010You have to be 18 to post here. Take that shit to twitter.
>>22060966Just use a little spoon.
>>22063092
>>22060970Cope(pod). Ny shrimply has better water
>>22063165There's a somewhat well known recipe for tomato sauce that is just taking canned tomato, butter, then simmering it with a halved onion that you then remove later. She's pretty much doing the same thing but using so much oil and then skimming off some of the oil later was strange.
>>22063172Yeah this is a serious board. Let's not get crazy here.
>>22060925i think it's overboard, but i'd absolutely massacre that fucker after a night out
>>22060981i bet the toilet was an absolute pain in the ass to run through the dish pit
>>22061734is this the so called soul food?
>>22063182can confirm, nyc tapwater is actually delicious. i'd just fill up a jug and chill it in the fridge
>>22062185The heat of the sand expands the coffee.
>>22060956needs more butter
>>22060785what did you use to shoop in the dress and the waiter into this piss party sheik shit drop porno op?
>>22063095fun fact.they put that stuff back on the feed line for the egg layers.
>>22062622checkedit would be a experience indeed, she might be one of those types you can just randomly finger also
>>22061072>indian spice scammer tells casper his spice is the best, better than professionally made spice because their machines burn the spice but his 1940s British machine does not, highest spice, best price for you sar>the dumb nigel believes it and repeats it to a huge audience with convictionNot sure which one of them I hate more.
>>22063500pav bhaji is sad because the ingredients used have such potential. then if gets turned into the most generic slop where the most exotic quality of it is 'it usually comes with bread'.
>>22062021is this one of the guys that built the pyramids?
>>22063553>one ofdon't insult him like that
>>22063500Whyyyyyyyyyyy is every food in India the same exact consistency!? Do they not have bread? Do they not have ovens? Its always just a bunch of stuff mashed together into a paste
>>22063583I mean have you never been to an indian restaurant?they're pretty famous for their rice and breads (idr the name, it sticks to the inside of the oven)It's just that access to pots and pans is a lot easier than ovens, so a lot of poor food is just muk served with flat pan breads
>>22063182Oy vey!
>>22063594No I haven't, ive never seen anything that has made me even curious. It doesn't help that people here just post slum street food of India instead of anything from the nicer parts of the country. It is kinda a shame that India is being used as some gigantic internet shitpost.
>>22063583>Its always just a bunch of stuff mashed together into a pasteBecause you need a thick gravy to eat with your bread, it's that simple. When your primary grain is rice or flatbread, you want everything else to play well with it. Basically because they eat flatbreads, they need something to eat with it
>>22063614Internet shitposting aside, Indian food prepared in a clean environment can be very good
>>22062019They didn't have food that was as nutritious as we have today, so of course they were smaller.
>>22060788At first I thought "well, american cuisine does'nt looks that bad once you seek beyond their usual goyslop", then I realised it was Georgia the country, not Georgia the state. Anyway.
>>22063622Indian food is very carb heavy but it's one of the best cuisines to cook or just order if you're in company of vegans and other picky eaters. No meat, so they can't complain
>>22060867Hey bro is it cool if I film a quick tick tock in your shoe store
>>22063622>Indian food prepared in a clean environment can be very goodBut that's rare, like winning $50 on a $2 scratch ticket rare.
>>22062021this guy knows
>>22063622that's right, in manhattan my indian friends took me to some great restaurants in midtown and east side and i had naively assumed that similar quality was easily found elsewhere. i wont go into it, but i went to a couple of places in new jersey and swore off their restaurants,and hard pass on all their buffets, unless i went with my rich friends again
>>22063771>milk firstwtf
>>22061770>cuck noisesYeah nah mate
>>22060788They weren't clear, is this food comforting or not?
>>22063095It's a quick death, the rest of us should be so lucky in our final moments.
>>22060925Why would you mush the fries into a paste like that?
>>22060789>touching raw meat with your hands
>>22061900thanks anon
>>22061760Two spoons if you are using pasata makes sense, I think sauces are already neutralised.
>>22061734i just can't understand why they're so fat.
>>22062584Anyone got the webm where he goes to cut it then just mashes it because of how tender the meat is?
>>22062034you're a poopjeet, nobody wants u
>>22063622>prepared in a clean environmentSo incorrectly
