Going to visit Pittsburgh, pa to hopefully get a hooker and wanted to get /ck/‘s recommendations for where I should go and what I should order while there. Any Pittsburgh anons with recs?
McDonald'sBurger KingWendy'sTaco Bell
>>22061609Beto's does an interesting style of pizza, I've always wanted to try them.
>>22061609Subba, Beto's, Chengdu Gourmet, DiAnoia's Eatery are some of my favorites
>>22061609You should check out Big Jim’s. Total dive but everyone is so friendly there, the food is amazing and you get huge portions.
Noodlehead is good
Pizzaiolo primo is decent italian downtown. Nothing I recall is going to blow your socks off. Sushi kim 2 is decent, was the only good sushi place I found while wageslaving there.
>>22061956I'd punch someone if they served that shit to me.
>>22062382that would be rude because they would only serve it to you if you ordered it.
>>22062399what i was trying to say is that I'd order it that way then I'd punch the douche in the face. i just like punching people
What about white folks food? Who has the best Perogis?
>>22062670Apteka is insane.
>>22062670this, you should be hunting pierogis in pittsburgh
Apteka
>>22062405You know that this weak cunt hasn't punched anyone apart from his mother and maybe his sister. Absolute beta simp
>>22061609>Going to visit Pittsburgh, pa to hopefully get a hookerHow aspirational, live your dreams, that Rust Belt fentanussy is within your grasp.>wanted to get /ck/‘s recommendations for where I should go and what I should order while thereI'm guessing a high-class gentleman like you will start at one of Pittsburgh's many topless-and-bottomless strip clubs. You won't be able to afford the hookers who work there, of course, not after you spent all your money on that Greyhound bus ticket to get there... but the strippers probably have friends down by the train tracks who are desperate for a fix. Since you're a classy fella, you like to show a lady a good time before inviting her to bed, you'll want to take her out for a night on the town, which means SHEETZ. Unless you happen to be in one of Pennsylvania's culinary meccas like Altoona, SHEETZ is as good as it gets, fine dining for people of class and distinction (just as long as both are "low"). From Slim Jims to microwaved pizza, SHEETZ has you covered, and you can steal it all.... except for alcohol. PA has weird alcohol laws, so you'll probably want to stop by the local pharmacy to steal some of daddy's special Isopropyl Cocktail to splash on your paramour's nether regions before your evening of romance begins. By this point in the withdrawal cycle, she'll probably be scratching her eyeballs out, so make a quick post on /po/ to find the nearest fent dealer. (I have no idea how /po/ became 4chan's hookup, but I ain't askin' questions.) The esteemed local businessman in the snapback baseball hat will probably require both you and your sweetheart to perform some sexual favors, but nothing you haven't done before. Stay focused and stay hydrated (now you're glad that you "liberated" that 16oz Fanta from SHEETZ). The rest of the night will pass in a haze interrupted by brief flashbacks of unimaginable terror. But what happens in Pittsburgh, stays in Pittsburgh. (Or else.)
>>22061609gaucho
Nan Xiang Soup DumplingsGeppetto
>>22063964This is the epitome of tl;dr.
>>22063945watch it or ill punch you too, jerkface
>>22061956'burgh 'za is pretty bad overall but this is the worst by far>muh altoona kraft single abominationnot 'burgh 'za
So many great recs, I’ll take some pics while I’m at some of these places.
>>22063589>>22063937This place looks soooooo white, I love it. Can’t wait to visit.
>>22061956>>22064216I can totally imagine making that at home while drunk, and thoroughly enjoying it for what it is. What I can't imagine is paying for it, being asked for a tip even, while keeping a straight face.
>>22062670I don't know about best but Church Brew Works is at least memorable. So I'll go with them.This thread has also gone the entire time without a mention of Primanti Bros. so I feel obligated to say it. Pittsburgh's signature culinary contribution is putting fries on shit. Hence Pittsburgh salad et al.
>>22064397Yeah a chicken salad with fries is always good
And might as well just go to Primantis even though its the meme choice. Its always gonna be good eating a sandwich with fries and coleslaw
>>22064998Primanti’s has been doing so bad, people say the only one worth visiting is in the strip. The two closest to me closed recently.
>Going to visit Pittsburghmy condolences
