Yesterday I went into 7-11 and got a Big Bite Hot Dog and filled it full of onions, jalepanos, chili, and pico de galo at the toppings area.When I was in the checkout line and paying for it, the female clerk kept looking at me, like she was looking THROUGH me. I tried ignoring it at first but she literally stared at me directly for a 10 second period without breaking eye contact. This freaked the hell out of me so much that I dropped the hot dog and the toppings spilled all over the floor. I then turned around and immediately ran out the door and jumped in my car, backed it up, and peeled out of the parking lot and as I left I looked back and noticed some very black skid marks I left from peeling out.I guess I can never go back to that 7-Eleven again. But the clerk was some kind of psycho.anyone else have any fast food freak out stories?
>>22061763this sounds like a horror movie
>>22061763The world was a much better place when people like you were nice and safe wearing your straight jacket heavily medicated in a nice place with padded walls.
>>22061763this is called eye contact anon you need to learn to mask better
>>22061785Fuck masking. It's a hot dog, not love making. No need for making a personal connection.
>>22061805I'm just saying OP needs to be able to purchase an hot dog without spërging out. JUST ACT NATURAL FOR LIKE 30 SECONDS FFS. People make eye contact deal with it
>>22061780It felt like that.
>>22061763Something tells me this kinda happened but it was a male cashier, you actually did have extended eye contact, you hooked up with him in the store restroom and had sloppy anal sex both giving and receiving and didn't drop your hot dog but instead took it home, ate it and several more then remained fat and lonely. Pretty accurate ain't I?
>>22061865So does OP get laid at the drop of a hat or is he lonely, you schizo fuck?
>>22061874OP here. I'm straight and only like brown women.
>>22061810Yea I know but the clerk was too weird. Haven't you ever flipped out at a food place before?
>>22061763i dont remember the exact details but i stopped going to a grocery store because i was buying apples and the hot cashier asked me something unrelated to apples and i blurted out "FUJI" and couldnt say anything else.
>>22062153Of course not
>>22061784I only wear curvy jackets though.
>>22061763It's OK anon. Shit goes sideways sometimes.
If this story is true you need real psychiatric help my man.
>>22062186Why? The clerk was clearly trying to screw with me. Well, now she has to clean up the hot dog and toppings that got spilled all over the floor
>>22062184Yea, sometimes life gets crazy
I broke the pump at 711 on the nacho cheese dispense and was kicked out. To be fair I was drunk and thought the pump was a gameshow buzzer.
>>22062412Haha, was the clerk raging at you?
>>22062186>If this story is true you need real psychiatric help my man.To be fair, that's most of the people on 4chan. Mentally healthy, well-adjusted, mature people are not this site's main demographic.
>>22062417he just said get out get out
my 7-eleven stopped selling bahama mamas and its sad.
So they just handed you a hot dog from the roller grill and THEN you got into line to pay for it? Total bullshit.
>>22062465lots of stores have self service rollers now
>>22062466I've seen that in videos online. People choose their own big bite hot dog
The 711 wings are kinda underrated
>>22061763i live in dc and all the 711s are run by sketchy ethiopians and filled with ghetto blacks, cant imagine eating anything from there
>>22061880Well you were at 711 was she not brown?
>>22061763That's just the average min-wagie these days. She was probably high as fuck/ sleep deprived/ on the verge of suicide or some combination of the three.
>>22062163Imagine having a stroke and now you can only say food related words.
>>22062466I heard a story about some chick that leaned too close when getting a hotdog and the rollers caught her hair, and it very slowly dragged her scalp into the hot rollers like something out of a Saw film.
>turns out anon had a glob of pico de galo on his shit and the clerk was staring at that
>>22062502In Canada, there are two types. Some stores have deep fryers, and all of their chicken is amazing. Some just have one of those industrial microwaves and they are shit.The good spicy deep fried wings are honestly my favourite wing.
>>22062602those things are dangerous
>>22062215Perhaps she is clairvoyant and while looking in your direction saw a vision of her cleaning the floor
LITERALLY looked at OP for ten whole seconds while waiting for payment to end transaction. How absolutely horrifying.Of course any normal person would drop their food, turn tail and run like the wind from such a situation.
This is a /ck/pasta fyi
>>22062602Sounds like a nightmare
>>22062153Most of us are not autistic, believe it or not
>>22061763Closest I've got was when I went to a strip club and one of the strippers started talking to me and my brain went straight into glossolalia mode and I babbled something in tongues at her and she looked at me weird and then continued like nothing had happened because her job is to deal with lonely weirdos.Anyway, I got a couple of lap dances and then went home and jerked off. I guess it's not really food related although I probably would have eaten her out if she'd asked.
>>22062602>>22062799>>22063191You have to be over 18 to post here, fuck off.
>>22061763Lol you BETTER run huhwite boi!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>22063235The clerk was a white girl
>>22061865the faggot mindset is surreal
>>22063217I'm 41...
>>22063205I'm not either. Maybe the clerk was high on drugs and that's why she was acting weird
>>22063449>she
>>22063205most haven't been diagnosed yet retard
>>22063453Pretty sure it was a woman
>>22063643can never be too sure nowadays anon
>>22063646As your gif shows, one can almost always tell
>>22063721Well
>>22062602Good.
>>22063205I don't think that's even what autism is. People with autism don't freak out. They deal with life and buy hotdogs.
>>22064568
>>22064568Autism whatever someone wants it to be. Sometimes to "prove" a point. Sometimes to excuse behavior. Sometimes to feel superior to others (regardless of which side has the purported autism). Autism is for everyone!
>>22064580as someone who lives next door to a child who mounts near constant autistic screeching I assure you there is a very real diagnosis
>>22064593It wasn't a freak out, I just lost it and dropped the stupid hot dog and made a mess
>>22064638>This freaked the hell out of me so much that I dropped the hot dogI mean, it sounds like a stunning overreaction to me
>>22064648Maybe idk
>>22061784What do you wear? a gay jacket?
>>22064593Of course it exists. Everyone is autistic now.
I just let out the smelliest fart of my entire life. Absolutely rancid a dimension beyond even White Castle shits. Why god did I eat that garlic burger, save me jesus I didnt know what I was doing
>>22064974What is a garlic burger?
