You're at a family reunion in Menomonie, Wisconsin. It's 4:30pm. What are you grabbing first from the snacks table?
>>22062320My car keys so I can gtfo. My family is intolerableIsn't Wisconsin the land of "hot ham and rolls"? I'd find a place that did that
Egg. Maybe they’ll make me start shitting uncontrollably and I’ll have an excuse to leave
Deviled eggs Any other answer is wrongBut also what looks like 7 layer salad? I like that stuff too
>>22062320Handful of Cheetos for the road, then head down to the bars on Broadway St to find a Stout slampiggy for the night
>>22062320Going for the 7 layer dip and asking the host where the Dots pretzels and cheese curds are at.
>MenomonieDoo-dooooo doo-doo-dooo>MenomonieDoo-doo doo-dooo>MenomonieDoo-dooooo doo-doo-dooo doo-doo-dooo doo-doo-dooo doo-doo-dooo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo dooo
>>22062320What's that thing on the bottom left that looks like a pre-pozzed mexican pizza with a big spoon on it, just off the index knuckle of that hand?
>>22062410https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven-layer_diphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz57dbPKEWw>>22062404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTXyXuqfBLAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2AnF7Qwc5s
>>22062358mayo is wrong, anon.
>>22062320If I were at a family reunion at 1630 in Wisconsin I don't think I'd be sober enough to particularly care what I'm grabbing from the snack table. Whatever is closest I guess. Or perhaps whatever there is the most of.
>>22062320I'm heading straight for the cheese board and I'm gonna grab about five cheeky olives on the way there. If somebody brought bean dip I'm all over that shit too. And I'm gonna get an old fashioned, sweet, also with green olives.
>>22062320I'm going for a few cheetos and pretzels with some classic coke to start. Gotta get some of that bread and cream dip. I;m going for 1 black of cheddar, 1 olive, 1 sausage, and 1 of each nut (except the walnut). Finish off with some pumpkin pie and peanut brittle. FUCKING BOMB.
>>22062320I grab a toothpick and kill myself with it
>>22062320I'm in Menomonie Wisconsin. Is this still happening and can I come?
>>22062671OP literally said it's the snack table
>>22062320That looks absolutely lovely anon. There is nothing more important than family.
>>22062320Obviously staged.That kid is "pretending" to hold his hand there while waiting for unc to snap the photo.God child actors are fucking dumb.
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>>22062583>classic cokeIs meth okay?
>>22062324This.I'm ditching immediately and going to Kwik Trip.>>22062684why did you let anonfilly out? you're gonna get in troubs anon
>>22062684>anonfillyStay in your containment thread >>>/mlp/43251795 tranny.
>>22062320A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
>>22062320a firearm and mowing all you losers down
>>22062320Gonna be checking out, then getting as close as possible to, my hot female cousins. No time for snacks.
>>22062320deviled eggs or the peanut brittle if I'm in the mood for something sweet.
>>22062727eeewwww weirdo
>>22062727>Suck my dick bitch. Go cry to your furry-necrophile sodomite handler GrapeApe.Beside the point. You go to Equestria human. There is no transformation process, tranny. Weirdo.
>>22062320I'll pocket these when no one is looking, then I'll wrastle up a plate of cheetos, olives, tortillas chips, homemade dip, and deviled eggs.
>>22062684>>22062727>>22062734>
>>22062320i'm eating the devilled eggs and olives to make me fart all night and ruin the whole event. i wouldn't touch american cheetos with a ten meter pole, however.
>>22062320This is obviously thanksgiving 2022 (or maybe 1922?)It's obvious because of the napkins, the title, and the desserts, though I'll admit those desserts are common in all seasons.I'll have some olives and peanuts
Do you know Mark Boarchart?
Whiskey. Neat.
>>22062320nice slopfest
Not one of ya grabbed any New Glarus?
I would appropriate the tooth pick container and the nut cracker and nut picks at an opportune moment.
>>22062320lil smokies
>>22062320fucking loser central
>>22062320i'm gonna have to go 1 cheese cube1 gherk 2 cheetoh 1 pretzel stick1 cabanossi1 black olivetransfer contents from palm into mouth simultaneously
>>22062320whatever that meat is next to the cheese cubes, then a single cheese cube. that's it.
>>22062832ooh and some peanut brittle
>>22062836fag
>>22062320this is how white people live? GrimI’ll take my chances with the room temp deviled eggs and the 7layer beaner dip
>>22062843most fats would
>>22062843>non whiteeeeewwwwwwwww
>>22062320Getting the buns for Pride Month!
>>22062320The Planter's peanuts or Blue Diamond almonds. They're the only things that 100% haven't been touched by Wisconsin people.
>>22062320Completely inadequate quantity of deviled eggs. Pimento olives, chedder, pepperoni; a couple pretzles to go with a bit of peanut brittle and eat it with one slice of the pumpkin pie. Might have a token chip with spinach? dip, more if the bread's sourdough.
>>22062320Peanut brittle
>>22062320This is as good as American food gets and that's pretty tragic.
>>22062744What's the point of that pool.You can't really do laps.Those stairs are a hazard even if the steps are "non-slip".Doesn't look to be any fun for children or adults.
>>22062320I'd grab some walnuts and walk around the get together whilst grinding them in my hand like stress relievers repeatedly shouting "I'M GOING NUTS!"
>>22063151Lmao instead of wading in to frolic with the chink nymphs you're conducting a hazard test? I'm sure there's a lounge chair you can watch me from.
>>22063192Based uncle.
