I have a bottle of this, no mixer, want to get drunk but can't stand taste. Wat do? Butt chugging off is off the table.
>>22062998met a guy who would exclusively drink this straight. would go out of his way to do so.... he was a bartender. he must know what he's doing even if it tasted like embalming fluid
>>22063000>met a guy>straightliar
>>22062998when we would drink very low quality bumwine that tasted like ass, we would just alternate drinks with handfuls of peanuts or whatever. if you dont have mixers maybe you have some salty snack.once you get a couple good drinks you'll be drunk enough and your palate will be burned out enough not to care about the taste.
>>22063008Based ill see what i have thanks
How do you have NO mixer? Like literally nothing? No coke no monster no orange juice nothing? Well then do little shots. Cover your nose take the shot then eat something salty like chips.
>>22063008Would pickes work or is that a vodka thing?>>22063012No I don't normally drink anything but coffee and water. Thabk you i will try that
>>22062998>no mixerWhat DO you have? Commit to getting a citrussy soda (Fresca, Squirt, Ginger Beer Fanta, in that order), or limes. Ice the shit out of it (especially if you're reduced to having it neat). >>22063017Pickle juice umami-electrolytes would, yeah, lol.>>22063017>coffee and water.Can work in coffee if its sweet, and you're using some extra spice like cinnamom/nutmeg. If you have instant espresso, 1:1:1/2 Gin, Espresso, Lime + something carbonated to finish as a highball.
>>22063017yes you could even mix the gin with pickle juice for a dire bastardization of a martini
do you have tea? Or you could dissolve sugar in water.
thanks everyone, the pickles aren't that bad with it. i would be an alcoholic if it weren't for my aversion to the taste. And im not even goyslop tier picky eater spirits just trigger instant revulsion. I must have traumatized myself getting blackout as a teen because i could drink vodka like water. well i suppose that is for the best. Hope you are all having a nice evening and congrats on winning your first game today
>>22062998dilute with (sparkling) water? drink straight and have some cheese/dried sausage with it. mix gin with sugar in to a paste (never attempted this, but I think it should work) and add (sparkling) water >>22063072Mmm J&B and cheap whisky's tastes like literal vomit to me other than that I don't really mind. >I could drink vodka like water>now I can't have a sip of liquorYeah ok I call bullshit lololol
>>22062998Crush the watermelon flesh with your hands and mix it in.For some reason, it turns out tastier than when you use a blender.
>>22063194probably because you actually crush the cells instead of just cutting the fleshits also the reason why minced garlic tastes different compared to using a press
>>22062998Got any lemon juice? Lemon juice + sugar + water + gin would be a vaguely acceptable pseudo-tom collins.
you get drunk off of what tastes good first then you drink the nasty shit because you won't care anymoredilute it with water or some shit
>>22062998If you have a lemon or lime and sugar you could make a gimlet cocktail
>>22062998Unless you live on a farm or an antarctic research station you are most likely within driving distance of a bottle shop or supermarket where you can get tonic water. Otherwise water, ice and lemon juice. I'm not going to suggest some ghetto ass drank combo because the gin doesn't deserve to be abused.
>>22064659> juice. I'm not going to suggest some ghetto ass drank combo
>>22062998When I was a retarded college student, I would drink Bombay sapphire completely neat, without knowing how retarded this was
Bombay Sapphire has to be the most underrated gin among people who see themselves as gin aficionados. I don't drink it straight much, but I do find it can be drunk like that if you focus on things like how the pepper and lemon and almond flavors work together, which I find is actually well balanced.But for the love of god man just get some tonic water and drink it properly. Tonic and/or lemon or lime is how you want to drink gin like this. It will taste so much better.
