The only good thing about this cold cruel and dark universe we exist in is the humble salted soft pretzel with cheese dip
>>22064487soft pretzels remind us that nothing gold can stay when they turn from delicious soft treat to rock hard bread-corpse in short order.
>>22064487I think if you got drunk you would probably say this about a lot of other snacks as well. Just my 2 cents on the path to happiness.
>>22064487Horse radish mustard is the superior choice of dip
>>22064487They're great dipped in garlic butter sauce as well
>>22064489I think if I got drunk I'd probably kick the shit out of you because you seem kind of like a faggot.
>>22064538People like you get bodied by the people they mouth off to so my money's on anyone else.
looks like absolute slopget yourself a proper German Käselaugenstange