>>22065344
>tastes like ranch dressing
>good on things that go well with ranch dressing
i have nothing left to teach you

>>22065344
>Redpill me on ranch dressing
is good
if you dont like bluecheese its a go to
and it basically goes with everything

Great for pizza!

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>>22065344
Try it with some cheesy breadsticks from a good local pizzeria.

>>22065383
...this has more ranch now than it did the last time i saw it

>>22065344
It's for subhumans who don't have the palette for blue cheese

Make a classic buttermilk dressing with fresh ingredients instead, if you're going for that flavor profile. The bottled stuff is gross and the mix packets are barely edible

>>22065395
we get it you like mildew

usually taste good and goes well with most things as a dip. I usually buy Ranch from Dion's (NM) because it's really good

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Is it called Hidden Valley due to all the smog hiding the valley?

>>22065344
If you want the true experience, there are a ton of foreign athletes that are trying it for the first time during the World Cup. You can probably get a good flavor profile from their braps.

Ranch or cool ranch?

Its mostly sneed oils

>>22065344
Hated when first moved to America
Now if I eat pizza or fried chicken, it must have ranch dressing

>>22065344
this brand is owned by a bleach company

>>22066464
Oh nooo, anyway...

>>22066048
I’ve looked into it, there’s a hefty fee for huffing a professional athlete’s braps

>>22066454
namefagging has been scientifically confirmed to be the most homosexual thing in the known universe, followed closely by actual homosexuality

>>22066464
The HV Food Products Company?

>use the packets
>2:1 ratio of sour cream to mayo
>enough buttermilk to get your desired consistency
>a little extra granulated garlic, cracked black pepper, and just a smidge of msg

>>22066828
I also can confirm

>>22065399
This anon knows whats up. I personally got tired of the oil-based ranches that were thick like toothpaste.

Make it from scratch with buttermilk, a little mayo, a little sour cream, fresh herbs, etc. You can make it as thin in consistency or add mroe may and make it thicc. I've had good ranch from restaurants, they inevitably make it in-house. There isn't a single good bottled ranch as far as I'm concerned.

Edit: FUCK I wanted to go make some ranch (do drink) and so my wife can take some to work and dip veggies in. The buttermilk was old and bad. The week has been ruined.