>>22067632
they have KFCs in bongland?

>>22067644
yeah but it's called Kentucky Fried Chips

>>22067632
Silly ESL

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> Ordered a pizza
> Waited like 3 hours
> called the store, they say they just sent their delivery guy home but will reach out to him
> Store calls to say he’s on the way, pizza is free
> fucking fuming, not going to tip
> doorbell rings, open the door to get pizza
> see long time stoner buddy standing there stoned as fuck
> fury immediately vanishes and just start laughing at him
> ask what the fuck happened
> he thought he delivered all the pizzas and went home to get stoned, had already started playing FIFA
> tip him anyway because he’s an idiot and not a bad guy
That’s the only real delivery issue I’ve ever experienced. Like there’s been a couple of missing items, delays but within 10 minutes, nothing major except my dumb friend through

The person went out and scoured the neighborhood just in case the driver dumped it in the street somewhere?

>>22067704
The delivery people usually send pictures, they were likely sent that picture just throwing it on the street

>>22067632
my worst experience was the only time i used uber eats i got my food delivered by a fat pajeet. my stomach turned and i was so nauseated by his presence that i immediately threw the food away.
pajeets: not even once

>>22067632
Never used a food delivery service.

>>22067632
They usually fuck up my order and I get food for free because the vibe coded bot doesn't give a fuck. So everybody wins.

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I've only ordered pizzas and I've never had an issue.

All this taxicab drive-through shit from apps is fucking retarded and these people deserve any stupid issues they experience.

I'm currently disputing an $84 charge after DoorDash canceled my order and sent me a help link that 404s. I fucking hate food delivery services but my girlfriend wanted to do "something special" but didn't want to go out. I just wanted to cook. 84 fucking dollars for Mexican food for four people and it doesn't even get delivered. What the fuck is wrong with people. What the fuck is wrong with me.

>>22067730
You seem high strung tbdesu

>>22067732
I got promoted into a position last year where if I fuck up it can lead to lasting shortages of critical medications and it's ruining my life. I can't quit because they might replace me with someone incompetent who will cause lasting shortages of critical medications.

>>22067632
>>22067706
they did this because they couldn't find the address.
this is what happens when you import somalia.

>>22067728
and why is it retarded, anon?

>>22067757
do you have a bunch of shitty people working under you?

>>22067645
*Kent Fried Chips

>>22067757
Damn dude, I’m sorry to hear that
Do you have control of hiring? Because getting competent people under you does help.
Are you part of a pharmacy or part of drug manufacturing? Because if you’re part of a pharmacy chain, i can tell you that most people can manage if they’re pharmacy runs out. I’ve dealt with it many times, with critical medication, and if you’re not a retard you have the time to get your doctors office to send the script somewhere else.
Just try to do a good job but understand the consequences are probably not as deep as they feel. You’re human like the rest of us

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>>22067706
I want to say that's too stupid to be the explanation but, damn, it wouldn't be surprising at all if that's what actually happened.

>>22067757
ok well that has nothing to do with doordash so getting mad at them for what was most likely the restaurant's doing is asinine

>>22067818
>DoorDash takes my money in exchange for an agreement to deliver me food
>DoorDash doesn't deliver me food
>DoorDash doesn't give me the money back
Explain how DoorDash isn't to blame.

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>>22067632
McDonald's doing delivery has made going to McDonald's a nightmare in bongland

>>22067822
are they actually not issuing you a refund no questions asked? every time i've had an order canceled on me they give the option of either a full refund or credit on the platform. they're pretty generous in general with refunds. you can go to an order you fully enjoyed and say it never arrived and they'll give you the same option (just don't abuse it or else they'll take it away).

>>22067660
>waited 3 hours
Just things that didn't happen. At all. I've got one:
>ordered pizza
>waited 77 hours
>phoned robot, said alien already gone home
>lulz

>>22067632
worse than what?

>>22067632
A pizza delivery guy step on some wet leafs and fucking face fell first and got a contusion. Didn't drop the pizza tho, absolute champ.
My country doesn't have the retarded suing culture as in jewsa so he didn't do a thing. Had to make him sit on the porch for a few minutes and give him a glass of water tho.

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Some african retard that came off the boat and obviously, he had never seen a pizza in his life, he carried it perpendicularly in its carrying box

>>22067836
It really is bleak, same issue in the States. Like it baffles me how many people can't be bothered to take 10 minutes out of their life to walk/drive to fucking McDonalds or Burger King to order a burger, they literally will pay an extra 5-10 bucks to get it delivered to them so they don't have to go away from a doomstream of whatever reality TV/YouTube slop they're watching.

>>22067876
This is why I don't understand the taxi food delivery. Pizza guys usually know what they are about and every order is the same, more or less.
But why would anyone want MORE filthy hands touching their food? Even handling the packing is too close.

>>22067866
Poorly made pizza

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>>22067876

>>22067866
kek

>>22067886
Covid is over and people ought to just start going out and getting takeaway or going to restaurants themselves again.
Everyone bitching about poor delivery of fast food is just a creature of habit who can't break the habit of going on an app, ordering dinner and having it delivered.
Frankly a lot of people would benefit from having to walk up to a counter and saying their order to a stranger with a nametag or telling their food and drink order to a waitress or bartender.

>>22067660
DUDE

>>22067888
kinda, but i'd rather not support them at all, so i quit ordering any deliveries. less for them, more money and health for me, it's a win-win-win situation.

>>22067890
I don't care about cold viruses but rather literal SHIT on their disgusting peasant hands.
You might be right about people needing more social interaction.
I'm an obviously awkward guy and sometimes I feel like a social butterfly compared to some.

>>22067704
Some services has tracking so you can see how close the deliveryslave is. Not that hard to put 2 and 2 together if the tracker says he's in location x and just marked it as delivered.

>>22067876
Deliveroo are the worst.
Ten illegal tree-dwellers sharing the same account.

My coworker does delivery as a side job because his area is so populated and filled with retards. He basically chills in a 30 minute are around his house and pumps money from people getting fucking delivery from people who live, no joke, in fucking viewing distance of the places they order from.


He makes like $100 a day just coming home from work as part as a slightly extended commute.

>>22067951
Is that a lot

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>>22067836
>>22067883
That's mostly a big city thing where everything is close by and there are lots of rich people who don't mind paying $50 for shitty fast food. The drivers can make good money there because by using ebikes/scooters that let them drive on sidewalks and park anywhere they want. So they can hustle and do hundreds of deliveries a day.
Of course this is just turning the cities even more 3rd world.

>>22067765
Not him, but why would you let some random person who has no relations to the restaurant deliver your food? You're letting some disgusting bum, who done the bare minimum of downloading some app, access to what you're going to eat and god forbid drink. I only use apps like doordash if there's a promo for pickup orders.
>inb4 you trust the workers at the restaurants
That's different. They were interviewed and are expected to uphold some kind of standard with food preparation; especially if you can see the where they're making the food.

I wouldn't even trust my groceries being delivered.

>>22067981
>why would you let some random person who has no relations to the restaurant deliver your food?
>I only use apps like doordash

but..but..but..you still use doordash..
KEK

>>22067981
>Not him, but why would you let some random person who has no relations to the restaurant deliver your food?
you people are so fucking retarded and so easily manipulated, you really are. you see one post on here (that is probably heavily embellishing or outright lying) of an order getting fucked up and you assume the tens of thousands of deliveries every day made through doordash are getting fucked up in some way. do you not realize it's in the driver's best financial interests to do a good job delivering the food? and that if they get enough complaints that they get banned from the app?

>>22068008
>I only use apps like doordash if there's a promo for pickup orders
Are you illiterate?

>>22068009
OP's picture is irrelevant. My food could be slightly tempered or been around a disgusting environment for 10+ minutes. Also the lowest of the low deliver for doordash, and they tend to do impulsive decisions that go against their best interest.

>>22068019
>i'm a racist incel that always assumes the worst when it comes to brown people
>no i don't care about the fact that tens of thousands of them make deliveries across the country just fine, that ruins my /pol/ headcanon
big shocker

>>22067843
Are the guy who doubted that other anons pickle story too? I think you might just be retarded, your scope of possibilities is very limited.

>>22067632
about 6 years ago someone kept ordering pizzas but gave the wrong address that all came to my house. I refused the pizzas and eventually it stopped.

otherwise I am not a lazy fuck and go get my own food.

>>22067719
and everyone clapped

the end.

>>22067893
> WEED
Yes, he was the epitome of that guy at the time.
Nice guy though, died of Fent overdose after being clean for a year. Faggot druggie friends let him die on their floor instead of calling the cops immediately, even though we're in a state that protects you if you make the call.
Miss that retard desu

>>22068044
and nothing of value was lost.

>>22068031
>race out of no where
Calm down schizo.

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>>22067632
I dont tip in the app, just let them know in the special instructions youll tip with cash face to face if everything with the order is good . Strangely most drivers appreciate the bottled water i give them more than the cash tho

>>22068077
>multiple posts ITT have brought up the race of the drivers
>"out of nowhere"
what do you gain out of being this disingenuous?

>>22067759
>they did this because they couldn't find the address
i used to do uber eats and you would not believe how incompetent people are when it comes to basic shit like "enter your own address correctly"

>>22068047
That's exactly what people will say when you pass away, yep

>>22067632
>order a 'za after a hard days work
>had no food that day at all
>the order is 1h late
>i call them 3 times
>they say the courier is very close every time
>the courier never came so i didnt eat anything that day
>i call them the next day and they say they never got the order
Its been years but im fuming rn

>>22068093
Did my replies brought up the race of the drivers? No. You're the one who automatically assume I was being a racist poltard instead of someone who reasonably doesn't like the thought of some random low life trash handling my food.

>>22068099
>sympathy bait on 4chan
>receive pithy reply
>get assblasted
pottery

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>>22068019
>>i'm a racist incel that always assumes the worst when it comes to brown people
>>no i don't care about the fact that tens of thousands of them make deliveries across the country just fine, that ruins my /pol/ headcanon
>big shocker

>>22068031
>tens of thousands of them make deliveries across the country just fine,
citation needed

>>22067876
So you only eat food grown and sourced by yourself

>>22068019
You know what... I change my opinion. I see your side of things. I haven't ordered anything similar to Grub Hub or DoorDash in years, with the one exception being for a retarded MMO promo, and it was a horrible experience.
I believe if it was done by the actual store the delivery would have been made competently.

>>22068110
Based Stoner delivery driver
Hope you set the restaurant on fire at least

>>22068047
You didn’t lose anything of value but i sure did. Not sure how you missed that but I’ll chalk it up to illiteracy

>>22067883
I get food delivery quite often when traveling for work because the company pays for it, and I usually just want to hang out in my hotel room after work. The only thing that sucks is that the bean counters get mad if you tip 20% or more, so I always have to figure out what 19.5% is for tip which is hard to do because doordash has so many hidden fees and stuff on top of the food itself, I'm never sure which total to use to calculate the tip. But I feel I should tip well since I have it delivered to a hotel, which requires more time and effort from the driver.

>>22067956
It can be. Just a few years ago, I made roughly $100 a day or less doing hard labor, busting my ass in the sun all day carrying heavy shit, shoveling dirt and rocks, dealing with angry whiny faggots who hate their lives all day.

>retards thinking privileged services mean you can complain to everyone and they all want to hear you whine like a bitch

>>22068198
Post hand

>>22068198
Since 2016 this website's whole personality is crying and acting like a victim

>>22067883
>8 hours working
>8 hours sleeping
>2 hours commuting
>2 hours doing daily errands
That leaves 4 hours of real free time.
Those 10 minutes represent 4% of that free time.

>>22068196
>which requires more time and effort from the driver.
No it doesn't. Hotels are easy compared to some random neighbor with an unknown and unpredictable layout

>>22068111
Alright fair enough. But my other points still stand: they have financial incentive not to fuck up delivering the food. Are there going to be bad apples in the bunch? Yes. But DoorDash knows this and has systems in place to remove them. Assuming that most deliveries out there are botched is just retardation

>>22068134
Me. I've had to have had used DoorDash thousands of times in the past ~8 years. The number of times I didn't get my order I can count on one hand. The times my order has been wrong is higher but that's not the driver's fault. Also many popular DoorDash places will put on "security" tape on the orders so you'll know if the driver tampers with it. In addition, have you ever seen any legitimate article about an epidemic of DD orders not arriving on time? No, you haven't. So let's stop believing your headcanon is reality.

>>22067866
Story Time
>be me slinging pies in college
>most orders in apt complexes are to the 3rd floor with no elevator
>do about 30 3rd floor orders per night
>make about $150 in tips and commission per night
>one night 2am get last order of the night, 3rd floor fancy apart complex
>park my Mazda pickup at base of the stair and huff up stairs with my bag and 2liter soda and pepperoni mushroom jalapeno pizza
>dude answers door, bout 45ish beer belly wearing only shorts and drinking a beer
>"Bout the fuck time you got here its been 25 minutes you dumb bitch that shit is probably cold I dont want it anymore"
>slams door.
>fuck it walk back down 3rd to 2nd floor stairs
>see my truck down below
>last order of the night fuck it
>spin the bag vertically and aim for the bed of my truck
>Splat
>Lean over rail and admire my markmenship
>hear door open
>turn around lady looking at me
>Im sorry he is drunk how much was the pizza and drink?
>woops...
>tell her its gone I threw it away
>literally only been 1 - 2 minutes since he slammed the door on me
>just walk down the stairs with her talking and asking where my order is
>get in truck drive to gatehouse of complex
>get back from the bed of my truck
>open it. looks like OP pic
>fuck it.. grab a slice and heap on the cheese and pepperoni bunched up in corner
>get back to store eating the pie and managers asks why I refused to give the lady her pizza
>tell manager drunk guy refused to pay
>we put that Apt on DND (Do Not Deliver) list
>write the whole order off
>and I got my $2,50 for the run and kept the 2 liter

I have a few that come to mind.
First, I lived on my own in a shitty ass apartment. Get completely drunk in my room playing video games, order a pizza. It's late at night like midnight. All the lights in my place are out except my bedroom. Time passes, im blacking out. Next thing I know I hear something....someone! in my fucking apartment. WTF?! get scared, i'm not a fighter or a big guy at all. Walk into my living room, front door is open, all i see is the silhouette of this massive dude, realize hes holding a pizza box. I tried to avoid confrontation, just take the pizza and think him. Dude, it was scary as fuck, he looked scary up close as well. I couldnt believe he or anyone would do something like that, just let themselves in.
Another time, I'm ordering from the sam dominoes, pizza fucking REEKS. Order sometime again, go to get my pizza....i shit you not the delivery drivers car is completely full of trash, I'm talking to the tippy top. Pizza stinks....FUCK. I wouldnt normally do something like this but I HAD to call and complain. guy never delivered to me again.
Oh shit....another time I had a guy deliverying to me, I was getting paid pretty good at the time so I would always tip super good, like 20 bucks. Plus i was shit faced and it was super late at night and i lived in the hood. F it whatever. Notice the same guy keeps delivering to me. He seems like a chill guy. Eventually he starts bringing me extra 2 liters, sauces, cheese bread for free, We both know whats up. This happened for a good 3 month run it was awesome. Eventually stop getting guy, know him by name, call store and request him....guy got fried for stealing lol. Feel kinda bad but, eh

>>22068232
>my anecdote trumps your anecdote
not how that works, bud

>>22067644
Yea, they consider it a national cuisine.

>>22067836
Where the fuck are all those poor ass bongs getting the money to pay for 20 dollars in delivery charges, for a 10 dollar meal?

>>22068227
>2 hours doing daily errands
addict tier coping. Cook something or eat out. Stop ordering fast food and coming up with excuses.

>>22068410
>excuses
it's not an excuse, it's an explanation

>>22068417
It's still an addict tier explanation. Factor getting food into the errands silly, if you're already out wherever, just get takeout near where your two hours of errand running is happening.
The food will be cheaper and taste better and it will probably be good for you socially.

>>22068227
>Two hours commuting
Live closer to your job. I live in Bumfuck, Flyoverland, and I only drive twenty minutes each way to work. What the fuck is your excuse, you fucking piece of shit?

>>22067838

Are you retarded? He already started that in the first sentence of his post.

>>22068427
>Factor getting food into the errands silly
Then errands take 2 hours and 10 minutes. Doesn't change a thing.
Or maybe that's why they do 4 out of 5 days of the week, but just order delivery on the 5th day? I don't see what the big deal is.
You're trading money for time, and time is infinitely more valuable than money.

>>22068439
Ok, let's say 30 minutes commuting.
Now we're down to 3% of your free time. Still significant.

>>22067704
Bobbies must've found it and tracked down the owner for not having a loicense for the plastic knife and fork.

>>22068221

Epstein/Bannon successful flipping of the culture.

>>22068031
Okay, leftist cuck.

>>22068492
The bottom 90% of society are a lot poorer.

>>22067660
Lol
Fair enough
>be me
>order pappy jahns
>order doesn't arrive
>an hour late
>call the store
>they tell us they're sorry, their personal diver only works certain hours and this was a d**rd*sh jeet
>manager tells me it's not the first time this has happened to them lmao
>it's already like 8 oclock at night and it would take too long to get a new order
>they cancel the charge on my card and tell me to call tomorrow, they'll give me half off my order
>order tomorrow with the half off, decide to order MORE pidzer than I had ordered before because of the 50% discount
>get pidzer delivered properly by their own driver
>tasted good
>3 days of leftovers lmao it was like 100$ worth of pizza I got for 50 or something lol

>>22067728
Pizza is the only food that should ever be delivered and it should be delivered by the restaurant itself and their dedicated staff. Ubershits and dickdash have been a disaster for the food industry. Users hate it, restaurants hate it, yet everyone keeps using it.

Americans order food like fat asses.

>>22067757
Anon you would not be guilty for someone else's fuck up if you decide to quit. You're just stressing yourself out needlessly. If you find to work too stressful, stop doing it.
>BUH SOMEBODY MIGHT FUCK IT UP
you dumb faggot YOU might fuck it up if you keep stressing out about fucking it up you baka ass motherfucker
Chill out nigga

>>22068031
>I had my order stolen today
>but I figured the person who stole it was more happy to steal it than I was sad to have it stolen
>so the total happiness in the world increased

>>22068358
Shouldve fucked his wife too

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>>22067632
You guys ever had your order held hostage?

>>22068368
And yet you magnify all the negative anecdotes told here and thus think the whole service is bad. Very telling.

>>22068599
>has to invent an entire scenario in her head to try and prove herself right
Lmao.
Those few deliveries I never got I got refunded and ordered new shit with. Woops!

>>22068617
holy newfag

>>22067822
Doordash delivered my ac from home depot same day for $10. So they're pretty cool in my book.

>>22068624
(You)

>>22068660
I bet that 5000 btu unit couldn't even cool down your one bedroom hovel you lazy fuck.

>>22068577
Baste

>>22068367
I hate how you wrote all that out, but it was very entertaining

>>22068577
>>be me
Friendly reminder to lurk at least 5 years before posting. Thanks!

>>22068614
Sar please redeem the tip saar 20 pound pls

>>22067632
>Just Eat
>Justeet
>Jeet
Well what the fuck did the Bong expect?

>>22068704
I’ve been seeing that for +5 years

>>22068660
what are you so bitter for
your shithole has ac, doesn't it?

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>>22068195
still nothing of value to anyone was lost. including you.

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>>22068805
Wow, you really have trouble reading.
Sorry for that, buddy.
You'll figure it out someday!

>>22068807
would rape that AI girl

>>22067721
>Never used a food delivery service.
same here, pretty much every uber eats/deliveroo driver here (I say driver but they're invariably on a Chinese e-bike) is either a jeet or pakistani with dubious personal hygiene, you see them going for a piss in the restaurant and not washing their hands then leaving with orders. filthy bastards.

>>22067836
you just know that every delivery driver in there is thinking "ugh, my order is more important, i mean, that's the money im saving to get a gaming PC and be a big time streamer!"

>>22067644
I think they have McDonald's too, pretty crazy

I placed an order on Pizza Huts website and some random guy, no pizza hut topper, no uniform, dropped it off
it was fine, but weird.

>>22068906
Pizza Hut recently got rid of all their delivery drivers. They are exclusively door dash/grub hub now.

>>22067757
Given your line of work, you should set aside some Zoloft or Prozac to treat that OCD you’ve got going on.

>>22068943
So he can shoot up a mall sometime years later when he inevitably misses a dose and has an existential breakdown?

>>22067632
Deliveryslave named Tyronarious stopped at a random house to take a pic on some random person's porch, marked it delivered, then kept and ate my food probably because I put $0 tip. As I always do.

But I got him fired and Doordash facilitated a replacement order immediately so whatever. Hope he enjoyed the meal, at that rate he'll be back on probation in no time.

>>22067632
2020 during the Great WuFlu PanicDemic.
>all the borders are locked down shut
>can't fly back to the country I've been working in for eight years
>about to lose my residency status because of being out of the country for too long
>finally
>border quarantine gets lifted just in time
>fly back
>get put into mandatory two week lockdown quarantine in my apartment
>have to order food delivery
>fucking idiots at the guard desk refuse to allow delivery people to come into the building
>have to run downstairs, breaking my "quarantine", just to get food to eat
>if I get caught then the government will fine me $30,000 and maybe throw me in prison for a while too
It was always the same guard being an asshole, too. He laughingly "apologized" to me about it. I kept expecting him to call the cops on me for it but he never did.

Longest fucking two weeks of my life.

inb4 some dumbfuck tries to claim that no one was locked down and there was no panic and that the vaccine works

>>22069096
Australia?

>>22067757
Your job is not as critical as you think. Your supply chain won't fall apart without you. It's a common trap to fall into, besides if everything goes to shit if you leave that's the company's fault. Not yours

>>22068390
It's true. Everyday when I finish down in the mines I head over to get me some "Colonel" I always make sure to ask for a "Zinger" then wash it down with a nice pint of "Carlsberg"

>>22069090
> got him fired
Doubt

>>22068704
"Be me" is older than you are, faggot.

>>22067660
I think you are part of the problem.

>>22068831
they're all jeets, they sending half the money back to their pajeeta arranged wife as they try to get residency before reform kicks them out

>>22069282
Australia put everyone in hotels I think. Although I think WA did 2 week self isolation so that could be it.

>>22068125
>thinks I'm seething when I simply type out a reply
Maybe learn to control your emotions and stop projecting, not everyone is unhinged like you are
>>22068704
That is way older than 5 years newfag. Looks like you gotta lurk moar
>>22068807
>AI faggotry
Disregarded

>>22067632
Pizza by far. Now they use Uber and they don't deliver it; they just leave it on the sidewalk and drive off--don't even knock.
Call the place to complain:
>not our driver
Complain about messed up order to driver:
>call the place; I don't work for them
Obviously, lesson learned is to not pay in advance, but it didn't used to be this bad for many years. 2025 is when they declared war on the customer, for reasons unknown.

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>>22067632
Back when i was a poor and living in an apartment complex, I used to take bagged food left by deliverywagies. The deliverycucks did not like having to go into the building to take the order to the specific unit, so they would just drop it off in the lobby and leave. So I'd wait 15-30 minutes and if the order wasn't picked up then dinner was served.
I knew there must have been a ton of complaints because eventually they stopped leaving the orders in the lobby. But I was doing that for months and saved a small fortune on food.

>>22067632
I've never had food delivered to me. But I also don't eat fast food, so...?
Does that count as "weird"?

>>22068577
what the fuck is that? A discordish?
>>22068704
>be me
is ancient bro

My wife and I keep finding finding someone else's orders on our front steps. We have no idea why they send it here. And because we're luddites, we've no ring cam to see who actually comes get them

>>22069388
This is why I love Jet's: they have their own drivers (who are almost always white), the drivers are friendly and a lot of times say stuff like "these just came out of the oven, nice and hot for ya!"

>>22069458
That used to happen to me all the time. I routinely got deliveries from a really good local Chinese place that I didn't order. That was well before delivery apps, I'm assuming the delivery guy's knockoff TomTom was sending them to the wrong place.

>>22069444
Papa john's dummy

>>22069480
We just leave them where they were left and they eventually disappear.
The weird things is, we live on a semi-private, pedestrian-only courtyard terrace with only two entrances.
One entrance is a one-way gate for anyone without a key (and leads directly to a supermarket parking lot lmao). From our side, you can leave to get to the supermarket but you need the gate key to get back in. The other entrance is practically invisible to passersby from the main Street and requires walking up a flight of stairs to get to (terraced, remember?) that most people would assume is someone's property and simply wouldn't walk up.
And our house is directly in the middle of the courtyard. So we assumed that whoever orders their deliveries here does so because it's so secluded while simultaneously being in the middle of a huge city to ensure passersby don't steal his food before he gets to it. So he must live nearby.
I really should ask some of the neighbors to see their camera footage.

>>22069467
Care to make an extended 3 for free type copy pasta about your experience with jet's, anon?

>>22069499
Food faeries are trying to bait you into eating it so they can enter your home and colonize the place. So far you've not taken the bait, so you've done well. Trust me, you'll never get those little bastards out of your house after they've established themselves. There's fucking glitter everywhere man.

>>22069501
I made a similar joke but with goblins or gremlins or something.
Worst of all, we've got an elderly lady next door who's lived her whole life here (as had her mother before her) and she occasionally leaves gifts on our steps, too. She once left us a gallon of milk. Another time, lentil wraps she made. Once, a fucking pressure cooker lol
And she never tells us she does this so if we find something weird outside, we have to call/text her to make sure it was meant for us. It's really fucking bizarre.
Even more bizarre, did you know that Google Maps sends guys with gyroscopic camera backpacks down streets and courtyards like mine? Our court is finally mapped and it's because we saw this backpack guy wandering around last spring.

>>22069499
>We just leave them where they were left and they eventually disappear.
Somewhere near you is a raccoon with refined tastes.

>>22069508
Based old lady

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>>22067632
It's been 20 years since I ordered delivery and it was only because I was too young to drive and my parents weren't home. Never ordered an uber neither
The pizza places we'd order from would sometimes refuse to deliver to us because our house was directly on the county/city limit boundary, that was pretty annoying. And our driveway was long so the wagies could never find it and we'd have to walk to the road and wave them down.

Food delivery is a rough business

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>>22069496
the fuck? how is this "papa john's"

>>22069543
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>>22068807
>not "cope a cola"

>>22068803
>no
rip

>>22069423
It's weird you felt the need to post, for sure.

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>>22069313
Which problem?

>>22068011
using DD while there is a promo is still using DD is it not?

derp

>>22067632
They delivered my cheeseburger without meat, HOW CAN YOU FORGET THE FUCKING MEAT?!
Actually took me a few bites to believe it

>>22068395
It's like £3-4 for delivery retard

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>>22069754
>can't wait for my tasty burger
*bite one*
>mpff, *smack*, ya, fucking delish
*bite two*
>wait a minute...
*bite three*
>is there no...?
*bite four*
>WTF?

>>22067644
American fast food is anywhere that's not a 3rd world country. Foreigners love our slop

I shidded in a sizzler once

>>22067632
LOL! GOTTEM!!!!

>>22068614
That feel when you see them fucking sitting 2 miles away in a parking lot for 20 minutes and you have to contact support to get them moving again. But they won't let you cancel it and the food is already ruined.

>>22068614
>starts haggling
>Give me 19 pound
>18
>17

>>22068660
Home depot delived my freezer no charge.

>>22067757
Ending medical treatment is the best for humanity in the long term. You are perpetuating suffering because you are cowardly.

>>22067866
I was too lazy to take a picture to make a thread.
>cleaning a muffin tin
>takes full 10 minutes pizza cooks
>fuck me
>rush to take it out of 550F oven with only one oven mitt
>drop it and it slides down the door against the element
>instant 4" flame and smoke
>manage to grab pizza back onto the baking sheet
>black char mark in shape of element across a few inches but otherwise no harm done
Ended up less burnt than wopslop and cleaning the oven took all of 30 seconds because the couple spots of cheese perfectly hardened and peeled right off.

>>22067866
You're the one who gave him money so which one of you is the retard?

>>22070170
Retarded idiot
Take your time when you're dealing with an oven
>oh wow I just HAVE to rush this process I NEED the 30 extra seconds for jerking off later

>>22067757
You'll be replaced by an AI within the year

>>22067757
everyone is replaceable, you're not special

>>22070163
You’re a retard who is free to never go to the doctor

>>22067757
>I can't quit
Yes you can.
If their company collapses after you leave that's t heir problem.
>but le heckin medicine
You know like 100 countries produce 100s of their own medicines right? Your one company doesnt produce the only supply.

>>22067883
>they literally will pay an extra 5-10 bucks to get it delivered to them
If only it was that cheap. By the time Ubereats/Doordash etc adds up you're paying an extra $30-40 for $10 of food you could've just spent 5min to pick up yourself.

>>22067632
Fatties that are too lazy to go get the food themselves deserve to get treated like shit.

>>22068031
>bringing up race unprovoked
>bringing up /pol/ unprovoked
forget to take your estrogen today little bro?

>>22067632
Doordash. Multiple times, to the point I gave up on using it (or any similar service). Here's one experience:
>be me
>want Taco Bell but can't leave the house
>order Taco Bell on Doordash
>give big tip because it's muh gerd givun right as a free American to tip
>(also give big tip in case the dasher is cute and is open to additional side money)
>wait
>wait some more
>still waiting
>finally accepted
>nearest Taco Bell is one-half mile away
>also the newest Taco Bell in the area
>does dasher dumbass go to that one? no
>goes the the shitty, dumpy old KFC/Taco Bell hybrid that's like three fucking miles away
>shit arrives, it's some stoner looking dude
>my tacos are cold
>my tacos are soggy
>my tacos are overly wet/greasy because this location has never made it right
You have to remember, "dashers" are only doing that job because they're too fucking unemployable for anything else.
Also when I still watched live police ride-along shows with my father, and the number of dasher/uber eats drivers who'd get pulled over, and their cars were utter filth inside with bugs.
Yeah, no. If I can't go get it, I go without anymore.

>>22067856
>My country doesn't have the retarded suing culture as in jewsa
Goyim here. Back when I still got pizza delivered I would go out and make sure there was nothing obstructing the driver's path to my front door exactly because of this. Garden hoses, water dish for the outside cats, et cetera.

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>>22067866
At least he didn't steal your pepper.

>>22069282
>>22069373
Taiwan.

>>22068580
This is what I live by.

>>22070696
The driver doesn't choose the restaurant. Are you trolling?

>>22070914
Are you a naive little girl or do you just larp as one?

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>>22067632
>first (and last) time getting a delivery from pizza hut
>didn't realise they use Uber Eats and don't have their own delivery driver
>track the driver the whole way
>watch him come into my small apartment building (I'm one floor up)
>hear him start to climb the stairs but he seems to stop half way up
>listening at the door I hear him making a phone call in god only know what language
>stops the call after a minute
>don't hear any movement so for whatever reason he is just standing half way up the stairs
>hear movement thinking he's finally coming up
>the footsteps are getting quieter not louder
>open the door and look down the stairs at him
>he's about to leave
>ask him if it's for me
>"I couldn't find your address you didn't put it on the order"
>mfw it's the exact same address I've put on other orders and never had a problem
>mfw he found the building just fine
>mfw there are only two apartments, mine and the neighbour so all he had to do was knock one and ask
I'm still not sure what he was trying to do, if he was just genuinely stupid, was trying to steal my food, or what

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>get McDicks
>before they deliver, used some doordash style thing
>food arrives
>cold
>standard_operating_procedure.slop
>my drink just looked like picrel no 'safety' stickers or whatever the fuck they put on them now
>tasted literally like someone pissed in it (i've drank piss before for a dare)
>i drank at least half of it before realising it
>tfw I remembered I didn't tip
>i just hope he didn't spit in it

>>22071040
try to make it believable next time

>>22071063
its actually true

>>22071064
>before they deliver, used some doordash style thing
this doesn't make sense and nobody believes that you don't remember what app you used

>>22071092
It makes perfect sence if you don't order all the time. Plus there's loads in bongland, DoorDash, Uber, JustEat, Grubhub, deliveroo just to name a few and most companies do their own delivery too.

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>>22067757
Man, I hope you fuck up at your job so a bunch of worthless people dependent on silly drugs die! Teehee!

>>22067654
He's asking you to post a worse delivery experience than the one the guy in the image had, moran

>>22071014
He was trying to steal your food

>>22068140
Pretty much when I can.
I know my butcher and greengrocer and I trust them.
Goyslop is not an option.

>>22067632
I can't remember the last time i had food delivered to my house. Perks of owning a car

>>22070919
That’s not how any of those apps work, you have to pay attention to which one you place the order to.

I did food delivery for awhile as my part time job. I live in a nice suburb close to several nice suburbs, so it was a relatively easy $100-150 in 4 hours on the weekend.
The problem is, DD tries to send drivers outside of their “zone” where there are fewer drivers. If i took an order on the edge of the suburb, sometimes the next order would cross into city limits where the roads and tips were garbage.
I spent one day not being picky and chipped my rim on a pothole, vowed never to cross a particular road out of the nice counties after that.
I gave someone a shitty delivery experience though:
> 11:30pm, exhausted after my 9-5
> i get one more order that hits my $150 goal
> 20 minutes away from the ghetto border of my zone
> take a chik fil a order that was across the street without noticing how far south the delivery address was
> pick up order, start following directions to delivery address
> realize delivery is in the ghetto, a 40 minute drive
> immediately rage, thought i was safe because the drives usually aren’t that far
> pull into a parking, cancel the order and tell DD got into car wreck
> i lose the measley $15
> go home with their order
> it’s a plain grilled chicken breast sandwich
> shit taste moron anyway
> give sandwich to roommate
No regerts, fuck DD for overextending zones like that.

>>22067644
>>22069915
japan literally eats it for christmas and there's genuinely like 2 hour long lines to wait to get it.

>>22071639
you're the asshole in this situation unless they didn't tip.

>>22067644
Every fast food chain is in foreign countries, and they're all better than in the US

>>22071771
I’m fully aware i was the asshole, no need to redditpost at me

>>22067632
Ordered some burgers and fries for three people from a place about 10 blocks away. I didn't want to go get it because I didn't have a car and I'd been at a convention all day and I was tired. The food took forever to get picked up then had a super long delivery. My other friends who ordered separately, but at the same time got their food from a different restaurant pretty quickly and it was delivered to the hotel door.

When the delivery driver finally texted me it was just a "here" as this was before the "leave at my door" option was common from the covid years. I texted my room number and the driver texted back "I'm in the street". Annoyed I got up to go down to the first floor and get it. I told the driver I was in my way. I get out to the front of the hotel a couple minutes later after waiting for the elevator and the driver is no where to be seen. I text him again and get no response for a few minutes until he tells me he gave my food away to some homeless people because he waited to long for me to come down.

At this point I'm pretty angry. I was hungry and this driver was being an ass. I call him and he answers. I tell him the other driver brought my friend's food to the hotel room door, that I told him I was on my way since he wouldn't come up and he still didn't wait. He told me to fuck off and hung up. I was pissed. I called door dash customer service and was polite with the CS rep, but it was clear I was mad. She refunded my money, submitted the same order on my behalf for free and sent a different driver to pick up the food. That driver showed up in half the time of the first driver and had additional food the group he was about to make a delivery for had just cancelled as he was on his way to them.

Fuck you, Josh. I hope you got fired and had to go back to California.

>>22067757
Just quit, lasting shortages of critical medications would be funny

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>>22067866
reminds me of death stranding

>>22067883
>$10 for 10 minutes
If your free time is worth more than $60/hr to you this is a good deal