This is what a real breakfast looks like, bongs.
>>22068466Real fat yeah. Congrats fatso you really showed 'em.
>>22068466Yank scrambled egg > Bong scrambled eggsThis ignores the fact that fried or omelette is the only way eggs should reach a breakfast table. But still
>>22068471ok Andrew Tate
>>22068474>Yank scrambled egg > Bong scrambled eggsYou sound like you have an inferiority complex.
>>22068494Nah, I've just eaten terrible scrambled eggs in far too many premier inn buffets.
>>22068496Something tells me the variable at the inn's with the terrible scrambled eggs is you not the inn.
>>22068466>This is what a real breakfast looks like, bongs.M-m-must talk about the BritishC-c-can't sleep, I'm thinking about the BritishH-h-have to mention the British>>22068474Scrambled eggs Briain :o( Scrambled eggs USA :o)You Americans are so insecure.
>>22068508Who's Brian?
>>22068509typo, most people realise that
>>22068466>greasy burger>thin flavorless, over cooked sausages>FDA approved coloring, hormones and steroid eggsI'm sure the British are worried.
>>22068509>>22068516Correct but I just wanted to point out that you're a retard
>>22068524>greasy burgerThose are clearly flapjacks
>>22068466me a classy american
is 10 sausage links too many?
>>22068528he meant the poster not the pancakes
>>22068552>me a gay as fuck americanftfy fruity
>>22068552Looks fucking delicious
>>22068563thanks Elton John appreciate it
You’re poor.
>>22068466That's not coffee and a cigarette.
>>22068466what the FUCK are those poor excuses for sausages muttbros
>>22068509THE MESSIAH
>>22068471Bong copeenjoy your supper of onion on pig ear you disgusting fucking faggot.
>>22068466Why start your day with 100 grams of fat?
>>22068744This. I don't want 100 of this guy any time of the day let alone the morning when I'm trying to start my day.
>>22068466i will take a full english over a disgusting microwaved ihop breakfast every timet. shart
*sigh*here we go again
would replace the pancakes with hashbrowns and have some slices of bacon. I don't like sweet meals
>>22068749No shit, detective.
>>22068466based
>>22068508Bizarre. I've never actually seen anyone try to gaslight the inverse of this meme before.
>>22068474>This ignores the fact that fried or omelette is the only way eggs should reach a breakfast table. But stillI exclusively eat over-easy. Scrambled is okay since it's a crowd pleaser, but I'm not 12 anymore.
>>22068930midwit take. scrambled is the most eggy you can make an egg. it distributes egg flavor across all of the egg and provides you with quivering, eager mounds of supple egg, waiting to receive glistening flakes of salt and coy slips of pepper from your strong fingers.
>wheat toast and spreads>hash browns>over easy or sunny side up eggs>pork sausage>buttermilk pancakes>yogurt with chopped fruit and granola>oatmeal>orange juice>whole milk>coffeeTHAT is a real breakfast.If you're low on time just have cold cuts, cheese and crusty bread.
>>22068474What the fuck are British style scrambled eggs?
>>22068927You’ve clearly never been on this board before then, reddit newfag
>>22068940>3 drinks
>>22068941scrambled eggs that are British style...duh.
I think i prefer the brits here.
>>22068941Just regular scrambled eggs but you have to sing God Save the King in-between bites.
>>22068466Had this before, it's fucking awful. The sausages barely taste if anything, same with the eggs. The pancakes are OK, but dry without syrup. Plus only a toddler would think that syrup and eggs go well.
>>22068525But he didn't even type 'Brian'. Who's the real retard here?
I like to mix cheddar cheese into my scrambled and have it melt into the egg, and stir it together.
>>22068494Sounds like you no longer have a homeland
>>22069236How's that?
>>22069241You tell me
